Storm

Bear in mind: This Fantasy novel you're about to read is the author's purely imagination. She created the main character here that contradicts her behavior, so be prepared for the profanities you'll come up with.

Profanity• noun blasphemous or obscene language; lapastangang pananalita.

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Incipit Prologus

"It say's that you're in perfect health princess Seraphina, I don't know why you feel vomiting and dazed. Perhaps it's just the adjusment of space travel after being on Earth. The radiation levels on that planet, coupled with the oxygen content, air pollution, and chemical residue, are enough to alter anyone's brain function. Tsk, Earthlings."

"Teka teka nga, pucha. Para ka naman ngayon yung panot kong prof na asawa ang science, eh! Lintek, wala akong maintindihan. Pero teka, sinasabi mo ba na alien ka? Tsaka hindi nga sabi ako ang prinsesa mo!"

"I don't know what game you're playing, princess Seraphina, but there's no need and no point. I won't be manipulated, and I have mission to complete. Once I dump you on Prince Rufus' lap, you'll be his problem and not mine. In the meantime, save the head games."

"Gago ka ba? Pucha, bakit ba kanina mo pa ko tinatawag na princess princess ukinam na 'yan? Hindi ako ang prinsesa mo kaya pwede bang ibalik mo na ko sa apartment ko kung saan kita nakitang prenteng nakahiga sa sofa namin depungal ka!"

"Nice try, princess, but for the Nth time, you can drop the act. I don't know why you didn't want to marry prince Rufus, and it's not my concern. All I can do is get you back to the palace and you can work it out with him." tamad niyang pagkakasabi. My bleed is nose-ing na mga pre. Help!

"Hindi ako naglalaro dito puchanggala kang gago. Hindi ako ang prinsesa na hinahanap mo. Mariana Piñero Delcine, 'yon, naiintindihan mo ba 'yon? 'Yon ang pangalan ko at hindi Sirena."

"Seraphina." pagtatama nya, "Well that's a certainly an interesting theory, princess, except your DNA matches the DNA profile stored in my scanner."

"Baka naman kasi peke 'yang scanner mo-"

"Fake? And just happens that the princess' of a high royal DNA match to some random Earth woman's?"

"Aba pucha hindi ko alam. Pero seryosong usapan tayo dito pre ha, hindi ako prinsesa ng mga alien, mahirap lang ako, hindi dapat mga katulad ko ang kini-kidnap mo dahil wala ka namang makukuhang ransom sa nag aalaga sa akin. Ang mama ko ay laging wala dahil lagi siyang nasa depungal niyang lalaki, walang paki sakin yung taong 'yon kahit na tumalon pa 'ko sa pinaka mataas na building at malalim pa na bangin. Hindi ako pipigilan non."

"I don't-"

"At limang taon nang patay ang papa ko." nakita ko namang litiral siyang napahinto nang marinig ang dinugtong kong salita, "Kitam? Nagkakamali ka ng kinidnap pre. Baka naman pwede mo na akong iuwi oh."

"I'm done with your shenanigans, princess. Play your head games with yourself."

Hahabulin ko palang-

"So are you saying that the girl in the story has actually met a real alien before, mommy? And they've actually talked?" napahinto ako sa pagkwento nang magsalita ang maganda kong anak. Nasa dugo na talaga, tsk tsk.

"Malalaman natin yan 'nak, kaya makinig na lang muna kayo-"

"Ang awesome naman non, 'nay! Kung ako ang babaeng 'yon, kukuhanan ko ng dugo ang alien at magiging sikat na scientist ako sa hinaharap!" sabat naman ng gwapo kong anak, nasa dugo rin.

"Tsk, but you're a boy. Why don't you just dream of being the alien in the story, instead of that girl? Besides, you don't look too far from being an alien-"

"Oh talaga ba?"

"Yes, and just dream as much as you can, frater geminae, because we both know, that you? going to be a famous scientist in the future? is only and will always be living in your dream. Just give up, it will never come true-"

"Kwento mo sa pagong."

"Oh sige, kayo ng dalawa ang bida. Gusto niyo 'yon eh. Tatapusin ko pa ba ang kinikwento ko o hindi na?" sabay naman silang tumigil sa sinisimulan palang nilang rambulan pagkasabi ko non at sabay ring sinabing tapusin ko na lang raw ang kwento, "Tatapusin ko lang 'to, kung hindi na kayo sasabat pa at kung hindi na kayo mang-gugulo. Maliwanag ba?"

"Yes, mom." "Opo, 'nay"

Tumikhim muna ako at ibinaling na uli ang buong atensyon sa libro, "Once upon a gago time-"

"Mommy!" "Nanay!"

"Oh, aba't sinabing wala ng sasabat eh."

"Mommy, no cussing."

Puchang- Argh, manang mana talaga sa magaling nilang ama.

"Oo na, oo na. E-ehem. Once upon a time.."