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(Episode opens with James and his friend Austin walking down the halls. James is a tall male student with Brown hair with too much gel. Austin is irrelevant.)
James: So is it official?
Austin: Yup. Tomorrow I have to shave my head and then help my family run the circus.
James: Dang it! Bro really?
Austin: Yes. Look I don't want to do this either but it's been settled. We're going to Mississippi tomorrow in the afternoon.
James: When you're down there can you bring me an alligator?
Austin: A what now?
James: An alligator. I always wanted to own a reptile.
Austin: James, you're an idiot.
(Scene changes showing Austin and Chad in the cafeteria. Chad a male student with purple highlights at the end of each spike and he has glasses yuh.)
Austin: And we'll have to pack up our things before the bus leaves.
Chad: Right, now my question is…. Who is going to help me throw those wild parties?
Austin: Chad, life is not about parties.
Chad: Austin, I'm gonna need you to never say that again. But seriously, who am I gonna talk to now?
(Camera zooms out showing Emile next to Chad. Emile, he's a dork who wears a wig to cover up his bland brown hair.)
Emile: Bruh. Do I like, not exist to you?
Chad: Oh hey Emile when did you get here?
Emile: I've been here since you invited me.
Chad: Good to know.
(James walks by the Boys)
James: Hey Texas City.
Austin: Hey James.
Chad: Hey is that one of the guys who ate at the loser's table back in the fall?
Emile: Yeah he is…. Wait, I ate at that table.
Austin: James, meet my friends, Chad and Emile.
Emile: Hello again.
Chad: *disgust* Hi.
James: Hey guys?
Austin: This is good, while you two talk I'll be back. I'm going to get a tater tot.
(Austin leaves, James and Chad are sitting together in silence)
Emile: Okay I feel uncomfortable. (Emile leaves)
James: So you like sports?
Chad: Not really.
James: Yeah me neither.
Chad: You like parties.
James: God no, can't stand those things.
Chad: *visibly offended* Okay then.
James: You like collecting things?
Chad: Like?
James: Mold, spores, and fungus.
Chad: No. What am I? A loser?
(James raises his eyebrows)
James: Okay then, what do you like to do then?
Chad: Party. I like to party all night long until I pass out.
James: Oh, okay, so you're the knucklehead that keeps me up all night.
Chad: So you're the doofus who told our college president about my wild parties. You know the president will no longer accept my request to order more chandeliers to swing off of.
James: What the- chandeliers aren't meant to be swung on!
Chad: Then what are they good for?
James: Gee I don't know… Light?!
(Austin comes back with a single tater tot, that's right individual, allow me to emphasize, one tater tot)
Austin: So are you guys b f f f f f fs now?
Chad: No, I don't think this friendship will work.
James: Ditto, I don't want to be friends with a guy who parties and has no care in his future.
Chad: What was that spongey boy?
James: Oh ha ha, says the same man who can't get another precious chandelier.
(James gets up)
James: Now if you excuse me, I'm going to study for my calculus class.
Chad: Ew, studying? Is he really your friend?
Austin: Yeah, he's cool.
(Begins to chew on single, individual, sole, tater tot)
(Scene changes, Austin has now moved out of his dorm. Chad stands in front of the vacant dorm room)
Chad: Goodbye Austin, you will be missed.
Emile: Bro he's not dead. He just moved somewhere else.
Chad: Stupid circus parents. What's so good about the circus, you perform tricks in front of musty-smelling kids and clean up elephant poop later.
(James walks by with Jen. Jen is James' twin sister who always has a ponytail.)
James: And he's gone.
Jen: Wow, another loser finally left Willstick University.
(Chad turns around and sees James)
Chad: Oh hello again sponge boy, here to collect more mold for your collection?
James: No, what about you? Here to look for another chandelier to steal?
Jen: Wow, two dorks are about to argue. This is really lame.
Chad: Have I ever mentioned how generic your name is?
James: No, we don't even talk, how were you gonna mention that?
Chad: Well now you know. What kind of generic name is James?
James: Ooh, good one. Haven't heard that before. And what is with your dyed spikes? Do you have daddy issues or something? Or is it because you just looked so bland?
Chad: Listen here you-!
(The staircase doors swing open)
(James, Chad, Emile, and Jen look)
(A guy wearing a red cap is seen walking while holding piles and piles of boxes)
(Another boy is seen whipping the boy)
Luke: Giddyup! Giddyup!
(The boy drops his boxes)
GWC: You could've at least helped me out, Luke!
Luke: I am helping. I'm whipping you into shape. Now, who said you can drop those boxes. Giddyup!
(They walk up to Austin's dorm)
Luke: Ah! Here we are! The now-vacant dorm room is surrounded by other stickmen. Howdy, my name is Luke.
GWC: I'm *faints*
Jen: (Looks at GWC's passed out body) Interesting name there.
James: You're Luke?
Luke: Yessir. You must be James.
James: How did you know?
Luke: You look boring, your name just fits ya know?
(Slight Pause)
James: No, I don't.
Luke: And you must be Chad.
Chad: That is correct, now let's lay some ground rules.
James: Agreed, I'll go first.
Chad: No! I will go first!
James: Bro, it's not that big!
Chad: Alright so I'll go first!
Jen: Oh dear god.
Emile: Is your friend really this stubborn?
Jen: Yes, yes he is. Is your friend really this egotistical?
Emile: Yes, yes he is.
James: Bro, I just want to say something!
Chad: You wait your turn.
Luke: Ladies, Ladies, if I may speak for just a second, I will allow the boring guy to talk first.
James: *unamused* Wow, thanks. I feel so appreciated. Okay, rule number one, no loud sounds after eleven.
Chad: Oh dear god just shoot me with a rifle already.
Luke: Why?
James: Because I need to get at least seven to eight hours of sleep. That's what doctors recommend for me.
Luke: Got it, no loud noises because you hate fun. *Smiles*
(James looks unamused)
Chad: Now for the actual rule number one. If you're in the mood for partying just come by my dorm room, I host a party every night.
Jen: Yes, and I perform there every Friday night.
James: I thought you went to church on Fridays?
Jen: Uh… you actually believed that?
Luke: Got it, parties every night because you care not about your future.
(Chad looks confused, not knowing what a future is)
James: Rule number two. Don't come to my dorm without knocking. I hate it when people just barge in my dorm.
Jen: James you have no friends, who will be going to your dorm room?
James: Zack.
Jen: Zack is your dorm mate. And besides, if he wasn't I highly doubt he'll talk to you.
Luke: Got it, go to your dorm room every day because you're lonely.
James: That's the complete opposite of what I said.
Chad: Numero dos. Let me borrow your chandelier.
Luke: *laughs* Oh Chad I don't have chandeliers. Actually, let me check.
(Luke digs in his pockets and pulls out a sledgehammer, an old lady, five bags of popcorn, and a chandelier)
Luke: Would you LUKE at that I do have a Chandelier. HA Luke pun!
(Everyone looks at each other in confusion)
Jen: Um… are you supposed to be stupid?
Luke: Me? Silly mortal, I'm not stupid I'm just different.
(GWC gets up)
GWC: Sorry about that, my friend isn't quite right in the head or anywhere else now that I think about it.
Emile: And you are?
GWC: The name is GWC, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Chad: GWC?
Jen: Is that like a nickname or….
GWC: No, it's my actual name. *smiles through the pain*
James: Is there any meaning behind your name?
GWC: No, but I'm Luke's best friend and bodyguard and parent and counselor and guardian.
Jen: Please speed this up, I can't take anymore stupidity.
GWC: What I'm trying to say is that Luke is a cool guy.
Luke: Yup that is true me and GWC go wayyyy back. We made so many fond memories.
GWC: Who did?
Luke: Us.
GWC: Bro you made me participate in a cardboard race, you made me fight a giant sea creature in the middle of a lake while I didn't know how to swim and we had to fight mutated vegetables.
Jen: And I reached my limit. Bye guys (leaves)
Chad: You fought vegetables? That's nothing. I had to save Emile from a crazy stalker and I had to fight my friend's insane sister.
Luke: Oooh exciting. What about you James?
James: Oh me? Psssh I had to save my family from a meteorite that was heading towards earth. And I also found the lost city of Atlantis.
(Jen comes back)
Jen: Who are you trying to fool? Bro you can't even work the zippers in your pants.
Luke: James, you don't have to lie about your life. It's okay to be boring. Just live your generic life.
James: Wow, thank you for that unhelpful advice.
(Luke looks at his watch)
Luke: Oh dear, I must organize my room. I will speak with you later. Bye guys.
(Luke enters his dorm room)
(Everyone looks at GWC)
GWC: Sup.
Chad and James: What is wrong with him?
GWC: No one knows.
James: Oh dear god I miss Austin.
Chad: Relax fungus boy, maybe Luke won't be a bad dorm neighbor.
Jen: Well I'm going to hit the hay. Chad, don't forget to find a smoke machine for my next gig. James pull up your zipper.
(James kicks the wall)
James: Man what is wrong with this thing?!
(Scene changes showing Chad, Emile, Andrew and Bruce eating at the same lunch table)
Bruce: Look I'm telling you. Fritos are the best potato chips.
Chad: Ew.
Andrew: No way man.
Emile: Bro Fritos are the last chips you eat because all the other good chips are gone.
Bruce: That is absolutely not true.
Chad: Yes it is.
Bruce: No it's not. Andrew, back me up.
Andrew: My dear stupid comrade. If we were in Russia we eat the weak first but you, we won't even eat you out of pity.
Bruce: Okay since when did I become the punching bag.
(Luke walks by the guys with a wagon filled with boxes and hot glue)
Chad: Hey Luke.
Luke: Hey Chad, Hey Emile. Hey guys that I have not seen before. The name is Luke.
Bruce: Hello.
Andrew: Hello Comrade.
Luke: Ooh, a thick Russian accent. I think you might get along with one of my friends.
Bruce: Hey Luke, do you like Fritos?
(Luke visibly looks disgusted)
Luke: No! What am I? A loser?
(Luke walks away)
Chad: Even Luke hates Fritos.
(Luke walks back)
Luke : I forgot my wagon. Now then… AWAY I WA-GO!
(Chad and his friends are left speechless)
Andrew: Is that guy right in the head?
Chad: Definitely not.
(Scene Changes showing James, Jen, Zack, Dawn at the parking lot)
Jen: You got the job Emo man?
Zack: You know it. You're looking at the Guardian of College hoodies.
Dawn: Maybe I should apply there. I need the extra bucks.
James: What about your job as a babysitter?
Dawn: I lost the baby almost immediately.
Zack: How?
Dawn: We were playing hide and seek and I guess that kid really took the game seriously. He's still hiding. Gotta admire his dedication.
Jen: Note to self, never let Dawn watch my kids in the future.
(Luke and GWC walk by the group, Luke is holding a huge garbage bag)
James: Hey Luke.
Luke: Oh, Hi Logan!
James: I'm James.
Luke: I know, I just wanted to give you a name that isn't so generic.
GWC: Please excuse my friend, he's not alright in the head.
Jen: Luke, what do you have there?
Luke: Frosting.
Zack: And why do you have a big bag filled with frosting?
Luke: It's a secret.
(Luke and GWC leave)
Dawn: There is definitely a body in that bag. It's probably that Kid I was babysitting.
(Scene Changes at Chad's place he is preparing a party)
Chad: Alright in thirty minutes people will start showing up.
Emile: Bro do you have to throw a party every night?
Chad: Yes I'm Chad.
(there is a knock on the door)
Chad: That must be Jen, I got her the smoke machine she wanted.
Emile: So the president doesn't allow you to get chandeliers but he's perfectly fine with you getting a smoke machine.
Chad: Don't question it. (Chad opens the door, Jen and James are outside)
Jen: What's cookin' good lookin?
Chad: Hey Jen. *Looks at James* And why are you here?
James: Jen wanted me to record her performance, she wants it on her resume so she can start her music career. Any more questions?
Chad: Alright you can stay.
James: *sarcastically* OH what an honor.
Chad: Don't give me your sass. Alright Jen the smoke machine is already connected.
Jen: Awesome, just let me tune my guitar before the people start showing up.
(Emile begins to pack his things)
James: And where are you going?
Emile: To the library. I can't stand it whenever Chad has his parties, I can never think straight.
(Emile leaves)
James: Huh? What a dork.
(There is a knock on the door)
Chad: Coming!
(Luke barges inside the dorm room)
Chad: What the-!
Luke: It's me!
James: Luke what the H?!
Luke: What? You said Come in
Chad: No I didn't. I said "coming"
Luke: Yeah, Come in.
Chad: Oh my god.
James: Luke you just destroyed Chad's door.
Luke: I'm sorry, I didn't know.
(Lights begin to dim down)
Jen: Okay what is going on?
Chad: How did he manage to dim my lights? I have no chandelier!
(A sick trap beat is being played)
James: Where did the music come from?
Luke: *autotune* 'Cause I'm a new kid!
I just moved to town,
Y'all raise your hands up,
I raise my hands down!
Yeah I'm the new kid!
It's my first day at this school!
I'm peeing in the girls room
'Cause I don't know the rules!
Chad: What the balls is going on?!
James: Where did he get the auto tune?
(Luke is seen wearing a hoodie, he is now in the middle of the room somehow rapping with backup rappers)
Luke and backup rappers: New Kid!
New Kid!
New Kid!
New Kid!
New Kid!
New Kid!
New Kid!
Swag!
(James interrupts)
James: Alright! Alright! Alright! We get it! You're the new kid. Now shoo shoo!
(James is shoving the backup rappers with a broom)
(The Backup rappers are whining while being sent away like dogs)
Chad: What just happened.
Jen: Whatever that I was I'll be praying that it doesn't happen again.
Luke: Oh! How can I forget? I just wanted to hand out these flyers.
(Luke gives the trio flyers to his party tonight)
James: Thank you Luke, but I'm not the party going type.
Jen: Yeah, I already have a gig tonight.
(Chad is angry)
Chad: Who do you think you are?!
Luke: Luke.
Chad: No! How can you possibly throw a party in my turf! I am the king of parties here in Willstick University!
James: Oh brother.
Luke: Chad if you want I can give you half of my party goers so your party won't be empty.
Chad: What do you mean?
Luke: Oh, everyone on Campus is coming over to my party. It's going to be wild. We have Four Chandeliers to swing off of, We have indoor pools, We have arcade machines and we just installed a disco ball.
James: Bro, Austin's dorm wasn't even that big. How can you possibly add all that stuff?
Luke: Oh! We made a hole in your dorm room James. *smiles* So now both our rooms will be connected! I'm sure you won't mind.
James: What the-! Of Course I mind! You didn't ask me!
Luke: Oh. Would you mind if I borrowed your dorm room for my party?
James: NO!
Luke: And that's why I didn't ask you in the first place.
Chad: You know what? You can have your stupid party. I know that my friends will choose mine over yours.
Luke: So you're not going to attend my party?
James: NO!
Chad: Of course not.
Luke: Okay well I'll see you two later. Bye (Leaves)
James: I'm going to head out too, I'm going to take a quick nap.
(James leaves)
(Scene changes thirty minutes later, Chad's dorm room is empty with only two or three people hanging around.)
Chad: Isn't this a wild party? Huh?
(Katrina is sitting on the floor drinking her apple juice)
Katrine: Like, this party is so suckish.
Andrew: I agree! Where is the fun at?
Jen: I'll tell you where it's at. Luke's dorm.
Andrew: The idiot we met at the cafeteria earlier today?
Chad: That's the one.
Andrew: Well goodbye. (Andrew leaves Chad's dorm and starts heading towards Luke's room)
Katrina: Yup, I am not going to waste my youth here.
(Katrina leaves)
Jen: Bye dude.
(Jen leaves)
(Chad's face turns bright red)
Chad: That's it! No one steals my party guests.
(Chad enters the hallway and sees James outside of Luke's dorm)
James: Hey Hunter.
Chad: What do you want?
James: What I want is for Luke to stop his party!
Chad: Yeah me too.
James: That's odd, I thought you like to party.
Chad: I do, but nobody steals Chad's friends.
James: Why did you refer to yourself in third person?
Chad: Because I'm angry! Now step aside, I'm gonna crash this party! Hunter style!
James: Relax curved eyes, I'll handle this.
(James knocks on the door)
James: Okay I guess I must knock louder
(James knocks on the door louder)
James: I guess I have to-
(Chad shoves James out the way)
Chad: *larry the lobster's voice* Observe.
(Chad breaks Luke's dorm and sees every student on Campus having a wild time, there is a giant Donut cake, a flat screen tv, a dj and more junk)
Chad: What is this nonsense!?
(Bruce walks up to Chad with a lamp covering his head)
Bruce: Bro this party is wild. This is so much better than yours Chad! You should take some notes. (Walks away)
Chad: He did not just say that!
James: I'm pretty sure he just did.
(Suddenly a big man grabs Chad and James by their necks)
Bouncer: Are you two on the list?
James: *struggling* Li- list?
Chad: *struggling* Bro, we… we are…
(Luke walks up to the bouncer)
Luke: Easy Peaches. These guys are my friends, you may put them down now.
Peaches: Yes sir! I'll get the venom.
Luke: I didn't mean it like that!
(Luke looks at Chad and James)
Luke: So you guys finally made it.
Chad: Luke this is ridiculous! You can't just come to my home turf and host a party!
James: Yeah! And you can't just use my room as a dance floor.
Luke: Relax guys. You two are still invited.
James: That's not the point dipwad!
Chad: If you don't stop this party I will-
Luke: You will what Chad?
Chad: I will call the college president and have you shut down this party!
James: *sarcastic* Nice one mate.
Luke: I see. Peaches!!!
(Peaches grabs Chad and James by their necks again)
Peaches: Yes sir?
Luke: You can escort these two gentlemen out of the perimeter. I don't want to see these two guys again for the rest of the night!
Peaches: Right away sir! (Peaches proceeds to combine James and Chad into a ball and volleyball spikes them out of the party)
(Chad and James bounce out of the building and into the parking lot)
James: Ow my head!
Chad: Ooh so that kid chose war. Well Luke you're gonna receive it! Hunter Style!
James: Chad I diagnose you with crazy.
Chad: Quiet James, you're gonna help me out.
James: Um… says who?
Chad: Says me. I need my parties to be lit again and you want to have your privacy so we both have valid reason to stop Luke's party!
James: *sigh* Fine, I'll help you but we're going to be doing things my way. Stale style!
(Chad ignores that)
Chad: Says who?
James: Says me. I don't want to ruin my college status over something stupid.
Chad: Fine, we'll do things your way. Now what's the plan?
(Scene Changes showing Chad and James wearing Mario and Luigi costumes, they're in front of the Bouncer)
Chad: Mama Mia, are we late?
Peaches: What are your names?
James: Linguine.
(Chad facepalms)
Chad: My name is John Smith.
(James facepalms)
Peaches: So an Italian man is named after a dish and the other is named John Smith?
James: Yes.
Peaches: I don't see you two on the list.
Chad: Oh! Well we are really good friends with Luke.
Peaches: You two are friends with Luke?
Chad: Yeah, we go way back. One time Luke and us went to this one place and then we did the thing and we said "Wow this is crazy"
James: *disappointed* Mama mia.
Peaches: Let me just call Luke to confirm.
James: Oh dear god, why did you dig us in a deeper hole.
(Luke answers)
Luke: Hello Peaches! *smiles through phone*
Peaches: Hey Luke, I have these Italian men claiming that they know who you are.
Luke: Ooooh! John Smith and Linguini!? I love those two.
Peaches: You actually know them?
Luke: Yeah, we go wayyyyyyyyy back, one time we went to this place and then we did the thing and we said "wow this is crazy". Invite them in. They're with me.
(Peaches hangs up)
Peaches: I'm impressed. I didn't think you two were serious. (Bouncer moves to the side) You may enter.
Chad: Gladly.
James: What are the odds?
(Chad and James are now inside the party)
Chad: Okay what's the next step?
(James pulls out a stink bomb)
Chad: Uh… What is that?
James: It's a stink bomb. Dawn made this for me.
Chad: Why?
James: Because you never know when you need to stink up the place. Once this thing explodes everyone will evacuate and they will never come to another one of Luke's parties.
Chad: Stupid but genius.
(Rocky walks up to the two)
Rocky: Hey John Smith!
(Chad turns around)
Chad: Hey there… you?
Rocky: It's me. Rocky! You and I go way back. What are you doing here? I thought you were trying to open up your very own pizza place.
Chad: Yeah about that…. The business went downhill.
Rocky: What happened?
Chad: Uh… Uh…
James: John Smith had to sell the place after the big Meatball war happened in the summer of 14.
Chad: *Confused* Yeah, curse that meatball.
Rocky: Oh. Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Chad: Yeah I have to talk with Linguini about the onion dip.
(Chad pulls James to the back of the room)
James: Dude what's up? You know I hate being pulled.
Chad: Bro just stink up the place already!
James: Dude I can't!
Chad: Why not?
James: Because we can't just ignite the bomb in the middle of the party. I need to hide it first.
Chad: Dear God. What are we gonna do until then?
James: Just blend in.
Chad: Blend in?! We are wearing Stereotypical Italian Outfits.
James: Stereotypical Italian Outfits? What Italian would wear this?
Chad: The ones who try to save a princess from a mutated turtle.
James: Just Shut up already and give me some time.
(Luke runs to James and Chad)
Luke: Linguini! John Smith! How are you two?! I put on my Waario suit just to meet you guys!
(Luke tackles James and Chad to the ground. James and Chad lose their hats.)
Luke: James? Chad? What are you-
Chad: Great. Our cover is blown.
Luke: You kidnapped John Smith and Linguini?! PEACHES!!!
(Peaches grabs James and Chad by their necks)
Luke: Take these monsters away, NOW! (Luke begins to weep)
Luke: I should have known it wasn't them after the horrors of the meatball war in 14'
(Scene Changes Showing James and Chad carrying a ladder.)
James: Okay new plan. We will climb up the ladder and place the stink bomb in the punch. All I need you to do is hold the ladder. Got it?
Chad: Yeah, yeah, you go inside, place the bomb and I stay here watching this stupid ladder.
James: Okay, if anyone sees you just say the code word.
Chad: Got it.
James: Do you know the code word?
Chad: Bro, do I have to?
James: Yes, say it!
Chad: Dill Pickle. Now go!
(James climbs up the ladder leaving Chad alone)
(A cute girl walks by Chad, and Chad follows her, asking her for her phone number)
James: Okay, the window is locked, I think we need to come up with a new plan!
(Professor Ethan walks by)
Ethan: There's my good ladder.
(Ethan grabs his ladder and walks away)
(James immediately falls down, landing on a thorny bush)
(Scene Changes showing Chad and the girl in the cafeteria room)
Chad: And then he tells me to watch the ladder. Like what kind of nonsense is that?
Trixie: Seems that James had trust in you.
Chad: Well that was his first mistake.
(James walks inside the cafeteria limping, James walks up next to the two)
Chad: Oh hey James. Did you plant the bomb?
Trixie: The what?!
Chad: Oh no, that's code for…. Did you… did you check the casserole? Yeah, let's go with that.
(James looks at Trixie)
James: Hey, nice to meet you. I'm James.
Trixie: Hey James. I'm Trixie
James: Now that we introduce ourselves, get out.
Trixie: Okay?
(Trixie leaves the scene)
(James sits down in front of Chad)
Chad: Bro. What was that?!
James: You had one job. One job. Watch the bloody ladder and you still failed.
Chad: It was an honest mistake.
James: I've been plucking out thorns for the past twenty minutes. God, I'm in so much pain.
Chad: You're in pain? Bro, for the first time ever I hosted a party and nobody showed up. And my friends left my party for Luke's party.
James: You got to admit, Luke is hosting one wild party.
(Chad gets mad)
James: What? I'm serious, I doubt you ever had a giant donut cake.
Chad: That's it!
James: What is?
Chad: The giant donut cake. That's how we ruin Luke's party.
James: I'm still not following along.
Chad: We have to destroy the donut!
James: Continuing with your plan isn't going to help me understand.
Chad: And Once we destroy that Donut Luke will be so depressed that he will shut down his party.
James: Am I talking to a wall?
Chad: Yes, that's it! Quick, we have to go while the night is still young! Up, up and away!
(Chad runs away leaving James alone in the cafeteria)
James: What.
Chad: James! What are you still doing here? Were you not listening?
James: I was listening, I just wasn't understanding.
(Chad pulls James away)
(Scene Changes showing the duo in front of the Bouncer)
Chad: Okay you know what to do?
(James is holding a spiked bat)
James: No.
Chad: Once I give the signal you sneak around the bouncer and whack him over the head with that bat.
(Peaches grabs James and Chad's necks again)
Peaches: You two morons should not discuss your plans directly in front of me.
(Peaches throws James and Chad out the window)
(Chad lands on a bush while James falls onto the thorn bush again)
Chad: Okay! New plan!
(Scene Changes to Luke inside his party, there is a coffee shop inside. Bruce is seen in line wanting to place an order)
Mel: Hello sir what brings you in today?
Bruce: This party is wild but I'm starting to lose energy, I need my fix now please.
Mel: Okay and what would you like to order sir?
Bruce: A coffee.
Mel: Yeah I know, but what kind of coffee.
Bruce: American.
Mel: Sure, whatever that means. What size?
Bruce: Small please.
Mel: Alright and how would you like your coffee?
Bruce: Black and bitter, just like my love life.
Mel: TMI, now what kind of milk would you like?
Bruce: Excuse me?
Mel: We have almond, skim, whole, goat, human, rat, low fat, soy, cow-
Bruce: No milk please.
Mel: How would you like it? Warm, room temp, cold, iced, frozen, slushed, on fire-
Bruce: Normal. Just make it normal.
Mel: Normal for Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Indians-
Bruce: What does that even mean? Just normal please!
Mel: How would you like your coffee? Mug, cup, bottle, bowl, canteen, no cup, jug, jar-
Bruce: Cup!
Mel: Awesome, now before we prepare your order would you like us to quality check your coffee and pray for it?
Bruce: What on Earth did you just ask me?
Mel: Pray for it, so you can be blessed and have all the extroverted energy you need to get through the party. We have a priest in the back.
Bruce: Sis, just give me a normal cup of black coffee, none of this extra white girl nonsense.
Mel: Alrighty then, that will be five dollars.
(Bruce hands over a twenty dollar bill)
Bruce: Can I please have the change?
Mel: Would you like it in singles, cents, fives, quarters-
Bruce: Just keep the change!!!
(Bruce steps to the side)
Mel: A fifthteen dollar tip. Good job me.
(Luke walks up to Mel)
Mel: Howdy Luke! How may I be of service?
Luke: I just need to pick up a drink for Peaches.
Mel: Alright. How would he like it?
Luke: Um hold up, he gave me a list.
(Luke pulls out a list out of his pocket, he pulls out his reading glasses)
Luke: Let's see. He would like a large frozen jug of Canadian non fat coffee with two teaspoons of Goat milk with twelve packets of splenda sugar.
Mel: Perfect. It will be ready in thirteen minutes.
(Suddenly an explosion goes off and Chad is seen with a leaf blower. He is standing in a superhero stance)
Chad: Hey buddy! (Chad manages to say through his gritted teeth, He revs the leaf blower)
Chad: Chad is here to Blow your guests away. How was that? Was that a good pun?
Luke: That was a solid one. Way to go Chad! *smiles*
(James also appears, he is out of breath)
James: *panting* Okay… *panting* Alright… *panting* I made it. Just… *pant* give me a second to catch my breath.
(Awkward silence. Everyone looks at the duo with a confused expression)
Katrina: Is he really your brother?
Jen: *disappointed* Yeah.
Katrina: I am so sorry.
Chad: Dude what are you doing?!
James: Catching my breath. You know how much strength I had to use to climb up your stupid rope.
Chad: Well you're ruining the presentation!
James: *sarcastically* Oh no! Whatever will I do? Get over yourself Hunter, I made it, did I not?
Chad: Whatever, just say your awesome one liner.
(James pauses)
James: Um…
Chad: Oh you have got to be kidding me! You didn't come up with anything!?
James: No! Why would I!
Chad: We have to look cool and spout a cheesy one liner like those old movies from the 1990s!
James: Bro how am I gonna come up with a one liner in a matter of seconds?
Chad: At least make a pun using that leaf blower.
James: What? How can I come up with a pun?
Chad: You could've said. "Sorry Luke, it appears that your guests have to leaf!"
(James looks stunned)
James: If you already had that planned out why didn't you tell me?
Chad: Don't turn this back to me!
Luke: PEACHES!!!!
(Peaches grabs James and Chad)
Luke: These two doofuses were funny at first but now they're getting on my last nerve. I want them out of here this instant!
James: This is your fault you moron! Nobody gave you permission to use my dorm room!
Chad: Yeah! And no one told you that you can steal all my party goers!
(Peaches walks away holding onto Chad and James)
(Peaches takes the two to the alleyway of the school and tosses them onto the pile of garbage)
Peaches: *grunts*
Chad: That's just great. You just couldn't come up with a one liner couldn't you!
James: Dude just drop it already. We're not gonna get anywhere if we're gonna keep arguing. (James sits down on a bag of trash)
James: This has got to be the worst day so far. Nothing could make it any worse.
(And he was right, nothing made it worse)
Chad: Huh. I was expecting it to rain after you said that.
James: Eh? That would've been a cliché.
(Chad also sits down)
Chad: So what are we gonna do now?
James: Who knows, and honestly, who cares? It's obvious that we can't work together because we always argue like cats and dogs.
Chad: True.
(Now it rains)
Chad: Huh, looks like it did rain after all.
James: Like I don't get it. Why do we hate each other so much?
Chad: I don't hate you. Sure you could be rather uptight. And annoying. And unfun. And obtuse. And a loser. And a dweeb. And disgusting. Wait? Where am I going with this?
James: *happily* You're not making me feel any better.
Chad: What I'm trying to say is that you are… pretty cool.
James: *raises eyebrow* Really? You actually think I'm cool.
Chad: I mean you are rather weird, nerdy and dorky and pathetic and…
James: *sharply* I get it.
Chad: But after talking to you for a while you're not as bad as I thought you were.
(Awkward silence)
James: Thanks. Uh… that's a first. Usually people think I'm a loser.
Chad: Well they're right. But you're not that bad.
James: You're not good at making people feel better.
Chad: Yeah I've been told.
James: Well you're not that bad either. I always thought you were a typical frat boy who didn't care about no one else but himself.
Chad: I have my moments.
James: Now you showed me that you are more than a typical annoying, loud frat boy. You're cool too.
Chad: Gracias, dude. So now what do we do?
James: I don't know, we've been sitting in this alleyway in the pouring rain for a minute so I guess for starters we should head back inside.
Chad: Ditto.
(Scene Changes showing Luke back at his messy dorm room, everybody is still bumpin to the music. Luke installed more chandeliers to swing off of and Luke pulled out Guitar Hero)
Luke: Alright you future debt students! We will be hosting a guitar hero tournament! Winner takes the big donut cake home! So who wants to go first?
(everyone begins to act wild. They are pushing one another to go first)
(Jen manages to to squeeze through everyone else)
Jen: I'm up first! Hit me with your best shot Luke!
Luke: You got it, scary lady! (Luke selects the hardest level)
(Jen begins to demolish the level with her radical guitar skills, everyone is looking in amazement. Within the crowd Bruce is peeking over everyone's shoulder and takes a good look at Jen)
Bruce: Woah…
Andrew: You good comrade?
Bruce: Yeah, I'm great actually. (Bruce is in a trance) Woah… Who is she?
(Andrew looks)
Andrew: Who? The lady shredding on that plastic guitar from the toy store? That's Jen. The girl who performs every Friday Night at Chad's parties.
Bruce: Woah… I am going to be with her, trust. Soon she will be mine.
Andrew: Whatever comrade, it's your funeral.
(Jen beats the level flawlessly, she hands the plastic guitar to Luke)
Luke: Good Job scary lady! You just got the highest score on Guitar Hero!
Jen: Whatever, I just wanted to show off my awesome shredding skills.
Luke: Ooh! A very unlikable personality, I dig that.
(Jen raises her eyebrow)
Jen: Okay? Weirdo.
(Bruce runs up to Jen)
Bruce: Hello!
Jen: Um… Hi?
(Lights dim Down)
Jen: Oh no, not again.
Bruce: *singing* Hey girl!
Your guitar skills are so sick
You're officially the coolest chick!
I think about you all day!
Jen: This is literally the first time we met.
Bruce: *Still singing* Hoping some way,
We could be together. Forever!
Our hearts will connect,
I hope to god you don't change the subject!
Jen: Are you finished?
Bruce: Yeah! Did you like my song?
Jen: It was interesting, to say the most. But I have to get going.
(Jen turns around and Bruce is immediately there)
Bruce: *sings* You're so pretty,
Jen: What the H!
Bruce: *sings* Your personality is unmatched,
Let me take you out because I am a catch!
I love you girl!
I love you girl!
I love you girl!
Jen: You finished? Like, are you actually finished now?
(Bruce nods)
Jen: Well it seems that you didn't get my hint the first time, so let me phrase it in a way that you might understand.
(A sick trap beat starts playing)
Jen: *raps* Let me get this off my chest!
You simply don't have me impressed.
I tried to be nice, but you're being a pest,
All your corny lyrics were hard to digest.
Luke: Dang, Jen truly has that Rockstar persona.
Random Girl: Quit talking to yourself.
Jen: Alright now I'm done. Goodbye whoever you are.
(Jen leaves, leaving Bruce all alone in the middle of the crowd, Andrew walks up to him)
Andre: My idiot comrade, I told you, you were destined to fail.
Bruce: No, no, no. I see, she wants to play hard to get, well then lady Bruce will wait. And he'll wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.
Andrew: Bruce you are starting to become like those pathetic men on the internet named Miguel.
(Scene Changes showing James and Chad at the library plotting)
Chad: Alright, what do we got? What do we got?
James: Beside our broken bones, we have two random leaf blowers, and a stink bomb. And that's it.
Chad: Hm… I see. So in conclusion, we are screwed.
(Emile places down his "Eclipse" novel)
Emile: Can I add something?
Chad: Emile!? Buddy! When did you get here?
Emile: Bro, I was always here, you and James decided to come in to discuss kidnapping the president.
James: Uh… I don't think we were discussing that.
Emile: Oh… sorry, it must've been the voices in my head. (Emile makes a puppet using his hand)
Emile's hand puppet: Kill them all!
Emile: Silly puppet, they're my friends.
Emile's hand puppet: There shouldn't be any witnesses.
Emile: Handy says you two are great people.
(James and Chad look at each with concerned)
Chad: Emile, did you forget to take your fish oil today?
James: What the? How will over the counter medication help with- I don't care anymore. Emile, what would you like to add?
Emile: Well, every time Chad hosts a party, I like to come here and plot- I mean… distract myself from all the noise, noise, noise! But I would be lying if I said "that's all I do with my spare time".
(Emile pulls out a journal from his crimson bookbag, he opens the journal and shows Chad, and James sketches of various contraptions and ideas to ruin parties)
James: Interesting. Now, why do you have all these ideas written down?
Emile: I sometimes come up with various ways to ruin some of Chad's parties, it helps maintain my sanity. *smiles*
James: I don't like where this is going.
Emile: Bro, I'm just messing with you, I'm perfectly normal, if you want to ruin Luke's party you must have somebody on the outside.
Chad: Like a "guy on the chair".
Emile: Exactly. You cannot stop Luke's party with brute strength alone, you need somebody with a bit of brains.
James: Are you trying to call me stupid? Or are you saying that we need more help?
Emile: Yes!
James: To which question?
Emile: Yes!
Chad: Alright then, Mr. I know everything! How can we stop Luke's party?
(Emile has a smirk on his face)
(Sce changes showing James and Chad outside the dorm building, Emile is wearing a pizza delivery outfit.)
James: I don't see where this is going?
Emile: Look, I'll distract the bouncer with my ingenious acting performance, Chad will climb up onto the roof and James, you will be lookout. If you see someone coming this way, just yell out the code word.
James: Can we change the code word?
Emile: No! Now, let's begin.
(Emile and Chad run off to do their tasks leaving James to stand outside in the rain.)
James: At Least I have this umbrella.
(Lightning strikes James, James collapses smelling like a well done T-bone steak)
James: I hate my life.
(Scene Changes showing Chad climbing up the gutter drain in the pouring rain)
Chad: I warned you Luke! You didn't listen to me! And now you're getting my wrath! Hunter St-
(A bird flies into Chad's mouth, making Chad fall from a three story jump)
(Chad lands on top of a trash can)
Chad: My back… ow… my back.
(Lightning strikes Chad)
Chad: *quietly* ow.
(Scene changes showing Emile out in the halls.)
Emile: Alright. Remember the plan Emile, you are the second smartest person you know. Isn't that right, Handy?
Handy: Lol, nope.
Emile: I figured you say that.
(Emile walks up to the Bouncer)
Peaches: Are you on the list?
Emile: Um…. no. But, I did bring the pizza that Luke ordered.
(Peaches looks at Emile)
Peaches: I see, so you brought the one hundred pizzas he ordered.
Emile: A Hundred?! I mean… Yes, obviously. I couldn't carry all of them, the rest are in my car, if you could just let me in, I'll promise I'll bring the rest of the-
Peaches: Sorry kid, I can't let you in unless you bring the rest of the order.
Emile: Bro look at me! I'm a lanky kid! How could I possibly carry one hundred pizza tortillas all on my own?
Peaches: *grunts*
Emile: *sigh* Fine, I'll bring the rest of the pizza. But you can have this one.
(Emile hands over the pizza box to the bouncer, Peaches raises an eyebrow but accepts the kind gesture)
Peaches: Why thank you young man.
Emile: Don't mention it. (Emile walks out)
(Emile retrieves a walkie-talkie from his pocket)
Emile: Alright losers the box has been placed. I repeat the box has been placed.
James: That's great! So when do we barge in?
Emile: I'll give you the signal. Chad, are almost up on the roof?
(Scene changes showing Chad still climbing up the gutter drain, he is soaked)
Chad: Yeah, kinda, I just got attacked by a flock of birds earlier but I'm almost there.
Emile: That's great, prepare your leaf blowers. Over.
James: Way ahead of you. (James revs his leaf blower)
(James looks over and sees a mysterious figure walking towards him. He grabs his walkie talkie)
James: STRUDEL CAKE, STRUDEL CAKE, STRUDEL CAKE!!!
Chad: James, what's going on?
James: I see somebody walking my way.
Chad: Bro hide!
James: I can't hide! I'm in the middle of an empty parking lot.
Emile: Well think of something quick.
(James begins to look around feverishly)
James: Um… um….stay back, I have a leaf blower and I'm not afraid to use it!
(The figure get closer but is later revealed to be Dawn, she is standing underneath the lamppost light)
Dawn: Hey James!
James: Dawn? What the H are you doing here? I thought you were at Luke's party.
Dawn: Nah, I was walking around in the city looking for jobs, I actually got hired at this fancy restaurant. I'm gonna be a chef.
James: Oh, congrats.
Dawn: Yeah, I'm going to be cooking, and stewing, and flipping, and tossing salad, you know, typical chef things.
James: Okay then?
(Dawn notices the leaf blower)
Dawn: Woah, is that a leaf blower?
James: Yeah, it is, Chad and I were gonna ruin Luke's party with it.
Dawn: Woah, this is killer. Does it blow good?
James: *snickers*
Dawn: Oh grow up! You know I can modify it for you.
James: Um, not sure, last time you modified something it left me in the hospital for three weeks, I had to get stitches in places you don't want to know.
Dawn: Where did you get them?
James: You don't want to know.
Dawn: Come on James, we were in middle school back then, I improved, I can assure you, this time things won't go haywire.
(James gives in)
James: Sure knock yourself out.
Dawn: Awesome!
(Dawn removes a toolbox from out of her hat, James is confused)
Dawn: What? You don't carry a tool box around?
James: Surprisingly no.
(Scene Changes back to Luke's Party, GWC runs through the crowd of people)
GWC: Luke!
Luke: G mans, hey! Where were you?
GWC: Here. I was here the entire time. I'm here to tell you about the weather.
Luke: Silly cap man, weather, shmeather. Who cares? We're partying inside like normal mortals. We're not partying outside like cavemen.
GWC: I know that, but the rain is starting to pick up, it's raining cats and dogs outside.
Luke: Give them a treat, then they'll leave us alone.
GWC: It's not actually raining cats and dogs you moron! It's a figure of speech!
Luke: G mans. I know that. What am I stupid.
(GWC opens his mouth to say something)
Luke: Don't answer that. Now what do you want?
GWC: Bro, the rain, at this rate the rain can make all the power on campus go out.
Luke: Come on, it can't be raining that hard.
(Luke and GWC look out the hole in the wall that Chad and James blew up earlier, it's raining extremely hard)
Luke: Huh, I guess you're right GWC, it is raining terribly.
GWC: Maybe it's best if we call off the party and make everyone go to their dorm rooms.
Luke: Or….
(Luke whistles, Rocky walks up to Luke)
Rocky: Yeah, what's up?
Luke: Rocky, my main man, how would you like to help a brother out?
GWC: RUN!
Rocky: What do you have in mind Luke?
Luke: You see, it's raining really hard outside, I need you to catch all the rain and prevent them from causing a blackout.
(GWC facepalms)
Rocky: I'm sorry, what? How can I catch rain? That's literally impossible.
(Luke pulls out a bucket from his back pocket)
Luke: Nonsense, I'll lend you this bucket to make your life easier.
Rocky: I don't know about this. It seems really stupid.
GWC: Bro, this Luke. Everything he says is stupid.
Luke: Please Rocky, help a pal out.
Rocky: Fine, but I want to be involved more often. (Rocky walks out)
Luke: *smiles* Such a sweet kid, how come I always come up with genius ideas.
GWC: Bro, you're making Rocky catch rain with a bucket. How is that a genius idea?
Luke: Who's Rocky?
(GWC sighs)
(Scene Changes showing Chad finally on the dorm roof)
Chad: I… finally did. (Chad grabs his walkie-talkie)
Chad: I finally reached the rooftop, now what's the plan Emile. Over.
Emile: Find the entrance and make your way down, James you can leave the parking lot, get into position. Over.
James: About time. Over.
(Chad sees Rocky also on the roof catching drops of rain)
Rocky: Oh no you don't! Gotcha!
(Chad raises an eyebrow)
Chad: Hello?
(Rocky jumps in surprise)
Rocky: Oh, hey Chad.
Chad: You know me?
Rocky: Yeah, you tried to ruin Luke's party multiple times, of course I know you now.
Chad: Oh… nice to meet you. Why are you up here, in the middle of a storm?
Rocky: Luke told me to catch rain so they wouldn't cause a blackout on campus.
Chad: ….. What? That has to be the stupidest thing I heard. And you actually listened to him?
Rocky: Yeah, Luke is one of my closest friends. Sure we don't hangout, or talk, or do anything together but he's a good friend of mine.
(Chad is worried for Rocky)
Chad: I think you need to look for other people to befriend.
Rocky: Eh… Anyways, what are you doing up here?
Chad: I'm here to ruin Luke's party.
Rocky: Oh okay, have fun.
(Chad open the door leading down to the building)
Chad: That was easier than I thought.
(Chad makes his way down the stairs and enters inside the air duct)
Chad: Alright I'm inside the air duct. Now what? Over!
Emile: Just make your way until you find Luke's party, then I will do my part and James enters through the main door. Over.
(Chad sees every student dancing through the air vent, he has a perfect view on the giant donut cake)
Chad: *sinister* Bingo. I found the party. Over.
(Scene changes to Emile who is hiding around the corner of the hallway)
Emile: Got it. James, are you ready?
(Scene Changes showing James across the other end of the hallway, he has a perfect view of the bouncer)
James: I'm ready when you are.
(Emile pulls out a remote from his pocket and presses the big red button)
Peaches: Maybe I should go for a slice.
(The stink bomb explodes from inside the pizza box and Peaches passes out due to the stench)
James: I'm guessing that was the signal. (James makes a run for it)
(Scene changes showing the party goers stunned)
Zack: What was that?
Katrina: That totally sounded like an explosion!
Mel: An explosion on campus?
Luke: Relax, that's probably the pizza delivery boy with our hundred pizzas.
Zack: What is wrong with him?
GWC: No one knows.
(Chad kicks open the air vent and lands epically in the middle of the room)
Chad: Hello Luke, it's time for me to blow this party out of proportions!
(James bursts through the door)
James: I'm sorry Luke, but the party is about to suck!
(Everyone looks at James with confusion)
GWC: Um, James leaf blowers don't suck.
James: I guess you haven't met my friend Dawn. *James revs the leaf blower and begins to inhale everything in sight*
Chad: Woah Stale! I like it when you're crazy! *Chad revs the leaf blower*
(Party items are flying through the air, nachos, drinks, party hats, and snacks all are sent tumbling all over the room)
James: CHAD! I'll inhale everything! You get the big donut cake!
Chad: Roger that! Over!
James: Bro we're not using walkie-talkies any more!
(Everyone begins to run around in panic, students are fleeing the party)
Luke: No! Don't leave me! This party was just getting started! Bruce, you calm everyone down! GWC, save the donuts!!!!
(Luke sees Chad making his way to the big donut cake in the middle of the room)
Chad: I'm sorry pastry but it's time to be devoured.
Luke: NOOOOOO!!!!
(Luke tackled Chad to the ground)
Luke: You won't lay one finger on my donut cake! Do you know how long it took me to make that thing?
Chad: *struggles* No I don't! And I don't care!
(Chad pushes Luke off of him)
(James' leaf blower is starting to shake violently)
James: Um… What is happening?
(The leaf blower begins to go out of control, spitting out everything it inhaled)
James: Uh oh! Everyone take cover!!
(The leaf blower spits out the cans of sodas, the hotdogs, the donuts, and everything else)
Bruce: Everyone! We must remain calm! (A soda can clobbers Bruce over the head)
(Bruce collapses)
(Another soda can hits Chad over the head)
Chad: Ow! Watch it, Stale!
James: Bro that wasn't me! My leaf blower is going haywire!
(Scene Changes back to the rooftop, Rocky is still trying to catch rain)
Rocky: Ow… this bucket… is getting heavy…
(Lightning strikes Rocky making the bucket of water go flying, it splashes the electrical panel)
Rocky: Uh oh.
(The electric panel explodes and every room in the building goes pitch black. The power went out. The students can be heard groaning from the outside)
James: Oh come on!
Chad: Great, that's just great!
Luke: ROCKY!!!! You're FIRED!
(Scene Changes, it's a new day at WillStick University, Chad is eating his pre-made sandwich with his friends Emile, Bruce, and Andrew. James is also in the café talking with his friends, Jen, Zack, and Dawn)
Zack: Well that was an interesting party.
Jen: I have to agree, I left because Bruce was being weird but I heard that the party was attacked and the power went out. If you ask me, that's one way to end a fiesta.
(Camera pans over to Chad's table)
Andrew: Back in Russia we always have a celebratory party explosion, which helps with survival skills.
Emile: How?
(Bruce is sad)
Emile: And what is going on with you?
Bruce: It's her. (Bruce points at Jen) She stole my heart but she doesn't feel the same way.
Emile: Well duh, you just met her. If you want to win her over you have to get to know her better. And sing less weird songs.
Handy: He has no chance.
Emile: Hush up Handy!
(Camera pans over to James' table)
Dawn: I heard Jen has a new boyfriend. *giggles*
Jen: What? Him? *points at Bruce* No way, I have no attraction towards that wannabe Elvis Presley. And besides I don't like people.
Zack: Poor Jen, in denial.
Jen: I will stab you with this plastic spork.
(Scene Changes back to the hallways, James and Chad are seen minding their own business. They haven't spoken to each other since last night.)
(James decides to break the ice)
James: Hey Chad.
(Chad looks over to James)
Chad: Hey dude. What's up?
James: Nothing much, just entering my dorm, I just called the president of the campus to help fix the wall we made.
Chad: Sorry about that dude.
James: No worries, it's actually quite nice, eventually you get a cool breeze.
(Luke sneaks up to James)
Luke: Hello James!
(James gets startled)
James: Dear god Luke! You don't sneak up to people like that! And what on Earth do you want?
Luke: Wow, aggressive much?
Chad: Dude, you know what you did, it was totally uncool. You completely stole all my friends and partygoers.
James: Yeah, and you made a mess in my dorm room! You have got to be the worst dorm neighbor EVER!!!! (James pops a blood vessel)
Chad: Relax bro.
Luke: And that's why I'm here. (Luke pulls out a muffin basket from his pocket and gives it to James)
James: What is this?
(James immediately drops it)
James: Is that gonna blow up?
Luke: No silly. I felt bad for what I did last night and I wanted to make it up to you. The truth is… I have a hard time making friends so I thought that hosting a wild party was gonna help me meet new people to befriend.
(James and Chad look at each other)
Chad: Look Luke, I get it, but it's hard for me to sympathize with someone after treating their "friends" the way you did last night.
Luke: I know, and I'm sorry, I just wanted to seem cool and popular.
James: Look, I accept your apology.
Chad: Ditto.
(Luke gets happy all of sudden)
Luke: Really! Oh that's great! Because I was thinking of hosting another par-
James: Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! That's definitely not gonna happen. Like we said, we have ground rules.
Chad: That is true, let's go over them again. Rule number uno, always party no matter what!
James: Wait what?
Luke: Rule number two, annoy James constantly.
Chad: Rule tres, let James pay for everything.
James: I don't like these rules.
Chad: And finally, always have your friend's back no matter what!
(James and Luke look at Chad)
Luke: I like that rule, let's make a blood pack. I'll get the chainsaw.
(Luke tries to run off but James grabs Luke's shirt)
James: Let's not do that.
Chad: Yeah, let's bro bump.
(Chad sticks his fist out)
Luke: All for one!
Chad: And one for all!
(Chad and Luke brofist each other, they look at James.)
Chad: So are you not gonna participate?
(James is hesitant)
James: Sure, why not.
(James fist bumps the two)
Chad: From now on we are "The Spedteers"!
(James and Luke are disgusted)
James: Is it too late to change the name?
Chad: yes!
(Episode finally ends)