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January 6, 2020, 9:45 PM

Uri: Hi. Aren't you gonna answer me?

Uri: When I could take you out on a date?

Piper is typing....

Uri: Hmm. Am I too fast?

Piper: No. Uhm. I was just surprised.

Uri: Why so?

Piper: Because Uri Gabriel is chatting with me right now and asking when he could take me on a date. This is....

Piper: Crazy...

Uri: Why is it crazy?

Piper is typing...

Uri: I just read your status. So I message you.

Uri Gabriel followed you.

Uri: Follow back, please. 😇

Piper: You did not. 😲

Uri: I did. So follow back, please. 🤗

Piper Dominique followed Uri Gabriel.

Uri: That's better. So when I could take you on a date?

Piper: Are you really like that? Speed.

Uri: Speed?

Piper: Yes. Speed. You're straightforward and fast.

Uri: Oh. Haha. Yes. I guess, I am and I think I would enjoy our date.

Piper: Really? Don't you enjoy those you date?

Uri: Not really. Half of them just wanna get laid and half of them just wanna try to get my attention and all. It's kinda boring.

Piper: And you don't think I won't bore you?

Piper: For sure you give your women the desire to have sex with you.

Uri: Whoah. I didn't expect that from you.

Uri: I want to be honest. So yes. I gave them what they want. I'm a giver like that.

Uri: And of course, you won't bore me. You are an interesting kind of lady, Dominique.

Piper: Just Piper. Not Dominique please.

Uri: Why not Dominique? I think it's cute and it suits you.

Piper: I just don't like it.

Uri: Hmmm.

Uri: I want to ask why but I don't want to be that nosy kind of guy.

Piper: Good then.

Uri: Okay then, PD.

Piper: PD? 🙄

Uri: Yeah. Like Piper Dominique.

Piper: That's what I thought so. But why PD?

Uri: It's just PD, a shortcut of your name. You can call me UG if you like.

Piper: UG.

Piper: Uri Gabriel.

Piper: I guess, I'll call you UG then.

Uri: Yes, PD. You can call me UG.

Piper: Weird.

Piper: I never think you are this kind of friendly guy. I know that you are not approachable. So I feel like this is so weird in so many ways.

Uri: So you've been observing me.

Uri: And maybe yes, this is weird.

Piper: And you don't seem the kind of guy who uses Instabook. Your profile doesn't have anything on it. Not even a single photo. Oh, no! Are you a poser?

Piper: Omygee. You are a poser!

Uri: Wow. Really? Me? A poser?

Piper: Yes. As far as I know, Uri doesn't usually use his phone. He doesn't text, chat or calls someone he doesn't really know. Not even his friends. Maybe, he texts or calls his friends but that's a rare case. And I am sure, he doesn't have a social media like Instabook. So you are a poser.

Uri: Hmmm.

Piper: You should stop pretending someone you are not.

Uri: You really believe that I am a poser?

Piper: Yes. Uri won't ever uses Instabook. He's not like that. So please. Stop pretending to be Uri!

Piper Dominique unfollowed Uri Gabriel

Uri: Wow. You unfollowed me. Okay then.

Uri: *sent a photo*

Uri: Or maybe a photo is not enough.

Uri: *sent a video clip*

Piper: HOLY MOTHER OF FORK!!! 😲😲😲😳😳😳😱😱😱