I find myself in floating. There is a salty taste in my mouth and all of my clothes feel soaked. I found that I couldn't budge my body at all except for my arm. For some reason I could move only my arm toward the center of my body...wait...what the hell is this?
Laying there atop of my floating body was what seemed to be an envelope propped up with a rock. I grabbed the envelope and found I was able to move my body again...weird. Now that I can right myself I find myself treading water in the middle of an ever-expanding ocean. To my right I can see small semblances of what may be a land mass far in the distance.
Holding the envelope above water I begin to open it as I tread. Finding a letter addressed to me within I begin reading.
Greetings Mortal Daiki,
This letter contains an explanation of what led to your current state. In your previous life you learned of the injustices of the world and the teeming corruption ingrained into corporations and governments at a young age. This event started you on the path to become a world renowned vigilante assassin taking out many of the people who manipulate and exploit the people from the shadows. However, until the age of 40, when you finished cleaning the world of filth, you remained a virgin who spent all his time watching anime and reading manga. We understand you were afraid of getting close to anyone given your line of work, but still...kind of sad right. Well, that changed when Gaia, Mother of All, noticed your actions and became enamored by you.
Ah! Perhaps you guessed it? Yes that woman that you went out on a date with and found yourself buried balls deep into? Yes that was Gaia. And well.....you see although they are separated Ouranos has always been a jealous son of a bitch. So when he found out he hit you and I mean picture a fist the size of a skyscraper descending from the sky and punching you. Unfortunately, he hit you so hard that it not only killed you, but knocked you out across several other parallel worlds.
Now here is where the problem starts. In one of those you were actually skydiving at the time...so I'm sure you can guess how that turned out. Well...you had already released the parachute so there wouldn't have been any issue...buuut you ended up landing in the ocean and you drowned...and the body got devoured by sharks.
So here we had you, who from the surrounding people at the time's perspective basically spontaneously combusted, so we can't bring you back to life in that world. And then we had the other you who REALLY wasn't supposed to die at that time. So we figured, eh, why not construct a new body for you shove your soul into it and plop you in the general vicinity of where the other you landed.
Now we've come to the main reason I write this letter...we maaaay have gone a teensy bit overboard in creating your body which is now indestructable. And I mean like even if all the gods teamed up we'd have a pretty hard time destroying your body. Nonetheless try not to go around screwing anymore primordials. Alright big guy?
Sincerely,
Zeus
God of the Sky and Thunder
Mt. Olympus
P.S. Just know that Eros is to blame and we reeled him in! I mean he wanted you to have it bumping against your damn ankles!
The letter suddenly burst into golden flames and became ashes swept in the wind.
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"Oh come on!"
[100%...Simple System Initialization Complete]
[Gifts from the Gods:
Body forged by Hephaestus
-Bones made of Uru
-Muscles made from Vibranium Vines
-Blood of Adamantium(Will only harden if heated within a forge)
Instant Regeneration from Apollo and Artemis
-Store energy from sun and moon light within the heart to be used for instant regeneration process.
Body Constitution of Eros
-Real horny... like REALLY F*CKING HORNY...like HAVE SEX WITH A WILLING WOMAN AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 72 HOURS IF YOU DONT WANNA BECOME A RAPIST. But that shouldn't become a problem, with the constitution of Eros you now also have the sex appeal of Eros as well. Also to avoid problems that come with the implication of having the sex appeal of the primordial god of sex you also emit pheromones that basically friend-zones the women around you, until you decide you want to have sex with them*cough*cough* I mean want to be in a relationship with them. Also after reading this message look below and you'll find the last part missing from this description.
Simple System from Athena
-That's me! No not within the system. You think the Goddess of Wisdom is going to become your personal servant! Dream on! Anyways I've created this simple System as a bonus gift to you since we Gods really aren't supposed to be meddling in mortal affairs, so killing them, needless to say, is especially taboo. Don't worry about Ouranos we beat the shit out of him chopped him up and sealed him away for eternity in Tartarus. And don't feel bad it has nothing to do with you it's been a long time coming. Well, enjoy your new life!]
"....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!"
As an avid reader of reincarnation novels this is truly a dream come true! And what the hell is up with this body! Bones made out of the same stuff as Mjolnir and Gungnir!? Muscles made from the same metal as Captain America's Shield!? And seriously!? Blood made out of the same metal that coated Wolverine's Skeleton!? Then there's that crazy instant regeneration ability! I mean how much energy have I already stored just being out here in the ocean reading this? Plus having a system is a true must have. However....all of that severely pales in comparison to the gift from Eros.
*sniff*sniff*teardrop*
In my long life of righteousness and perpetual virginity I get killed by a jealous God after I finally have sex. This is my chance to live life right... I am going to make a harem... I am going to dominate those women... I am going to love those women .... and lastly... I am going to f*ck those women hard all day and all night. But I will definitely have to be gentle and cautious the first time because what the hell!! Did Eros want to make me part horse?! Wait.... when they were talking about something bumping into my ankles....THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!!!!
I placed my hands together in prayer.
"Oh thank you Gods for restraining that madman Eros from doing me to a life of having sex with horses..."
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*Somewhere in Olympus*
"What the hells wrong with having sex with horses? That kid has no idea what he's missing out on! Oh damn.... I gotta go find me a barn!!"
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*Back to MC*
"Now what to do what to do....?"
[Quest: Swim to shore and find your family]
[Reward: 3x Random Anime Thing]
[Penalty: Get eaten by sharks and Ichijou clan falls into depression]
Clan? What the hell? True my last name is Ichijou, but I didn't realize it'd be the same in this world. Huh, maybe my name is still Daiki too. Regardless, I assume the clan includes my family members and I'll be damned if I let anything happen to them! I was an orphan in my previous world and now that I've got family I'm gonna hold on to them and never let go!
I got into a swimmer's position and started free styling towards the land masses I saw earlier. With one kick I found myself shooting forward 5 meters! Woah, what the hell? I'm gonna need to get used to the power behind these muscles if I want to make sure not to hurt anyone. I continued towards the shore until I made it 5 minutes later. Halfway I encountered a shark, but when it tried to bite me it's teeth shattered. And when I punched it it's skull caved in!
Standing in the shore I look around and can't see any sign of other people. I take off my clothes to dry them and holy shit! I am ripped and stacked all at once! Imagine the fourth raikage, but with a slimmer waist. Plus I'm tatted up to the max on my torso shoulders and a bit of my arm. It's all pretty much dragon themed. The last thing to note is my flaccid d*ck of 25 cm length and 9 cm in width. I am praying that I am a shower not a grower because I don't need to be breaking the women in my harem. Plus this size will already make it unlikely to convince them to let me try any butt stuff on them. I don't need it getting bigger and pushing that into impossible.
In my pockets I found a homing beacon and a wallet. I look in the wallet and find 10,000¥ and my ID. Holy shit! How old is this ID? I look like I'm 17 again in this photo?....wait.
I grab the homing beacon and turn the silver, mirror like surface to me.....IM 17 AGAIN(no relation to the movie)!! Do you know what this means....? HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLS ARE SAFE!!! *cough*cough*...I'm not a pervert.
Unable to find anything telling of my life in this world so far I decide to go with amnesia if I am asked anything and press the homing beacon. As a matter of fact, what kind of person would have a homing beacon on their person?
That question is answered not even ten minutes later as 5 Black Hawks can be seen rushing towards my location. I get dressed in order to receive them.