5 Dathomir 5

Let me tell you being carried over the shoulder of a jedi while he's doing force parkour and dodging arrows at the same time is not fucking comfortable. That's why when we got some breathing room and he put me down, I had to double check that my ribs weren't broken. Every time he landed his shoulder would dig into my ribs, If it was a normal 4 year old they probably would've broke since even I could feel some light bruising on my magick enhanced skin.

Before I could get further down the path of complaining, the man that slung me over his shoulder said "Thanks for helping us back there, but why'd you do it. You know you could've died from that". While this was a fair point he's failed to realise that I'm a kid who's by himself on a planet filled with dangerous beasts, nightsisters and the fact that the night brothers stayed on another planet should've been a few flags too say the least.

"I just thought that if I helped you out you'd help me out, you know being a jedi and all that. But if your curious why I'm here, you should ask your partner" as it was said I narrowed my eyes slightly at the woman who's name I still don't know. As Vos and I continue to look at her, Lai is thinking about where she's seen the kid. Once she remembers she stutters out "W-what how are you even alive, it was clear that everyone who took part died" clearly surprised at seeing me, she continues to wait for my answer, too bad she wont get one for now.

Vos hearing what Lai said is confused at the implications her words but his desire to understand is put to the back of his mind for now.

"Kid what do you want then" he aiming those words at me I quickly reply "I want you to take me back to the jedi temple with you, I want to learn how to be a jedi". The way I worded it make it seem as if I was a fucking jedi fanboy, while what I said wasn't a lie, it wasn't the truth either.

Sure I wanted to go because at this moment in time, which is 31 BBY I believe. The jedi temple is the best place for me to learn about the force and improve my fighting capacity, but all the jedi temples rules and restrictions can suck a dick for all I care. They're a bunch of hypocrites saying the dark side would corrupt you if you so much as got a smell of it, and therefore banning everyone in the order from even researching it. All the while guys like Mace Windu have an entire fucking sword style that's based on taking the enemy's darkside energy and channeling it through their body to make themselves stronger.

What fucking bullshit standards is that, honestly I could go on for days about how most of the jedis are noodle dick geezer pedophiles that rob families of force sensitive babies but learning the force from guys like or Dooku would be even worse.

The first problem would be actually finding them, secondly most of the sith were batshit crazy with mad temper problems too boot. Most of them tend to do shit they come to regret when caught up in the moment, just look at Anakin he force choked Padmé and regretted it for the rest of his life. So fuck being the target of the a sith's temper.

After I spoke Vos started sensing me with the force, made me feel violated as fuck but if it can get me to Coruscant I'll accept it.

With a shocked look on his face which quickly returned to normal "I can tell you have a substantial amount of the force in you, but when we get to the ship I'll have to take a blood sample to check your midichlorians. You look slightly older but the council should be fine with it." Vos nodded.

"Great stuff, now all we need to do is escape these nightbitches" my words got a wiry smile from the woman and a small chuckle from Vos as he said "Kid if you want to be a jedi you'd better not say words like that in front of the council, they'll go through you for it" using the force to pull his lightsaber off his belt "Come on, they'll have probably already have a blockade around the ship, lets go before more of them get there.

Agreeing with him I pull the energy bow off my back in preparation for the skirmish and the three of start running towards where his ship.

A couple minutes later we see around thirtyish nightsisters surrounding the ship using the natural terrain as cover. The ship was a Nu-class attack shuttle, fuck knows why Vos didn't come in a jedi fighter but I'm not complaining sitting on a guys lap for so longs worse than staying here. Wouldn't mind it if I sat on the nightsister woman with us, she's looking mighty fine and her plump thighs would mate the ship to Coruscant enjoyable. Damn when even was the last time I got some, being a kid's shit, if I wasn't I have the shuttle rocking from all the pounding I was giving her.

After scouting the area Vos comes over to us and says "Lai you stay behind me and fire at the nightsisters that a further bad and..." looking at at me "Lycan", "Lycan you stay in between us, just give us some cover fire but make sure you stay close to me" nodding as I couldn't think of a better plan we start running towards the ship.

Once the nightsister spotted us a barrage of plasma bolts started heading our way. Not gonna lie I was shit scared at the moment, and who wouldn't be charging head on into enemy fire but my worries felt me once our jedi shield started blocking and reflecting shots with pin point accuracy. While Lai the nightsister who's name I just found out was killing off the night sisters on the far side of the blockade, I just pelted shots at anyone that was an easy target. Quite impressed with my aim I managed to kill off a couple before we made it to the ship.

Must be from all the practice I had from hitting folk's windows with snowballs back in the day.

Vos used the force to bring the ships ramp down so me and Lai could run on, when we got up the ramp he shouted to us "Man the guns and give us some cover fire so we can take off". Sprinting to the gun rooms, we take one each and I wasn't ready for what I saw in the room.

"Fucking hell" the room was filled with all sorts of buttons and switches and quite frankly I had no clue what any of them done. Sitting on the seat with some sort of aiming mechanism on the front, I looked over the buttons till I saw a flashing red one.

"Fuck it what's the worst that can happen" saying that I slammed it and seconds later all the lights in the room came on and the seat started swiveling with my weight with the barrel outside of the ship. Before falling off the seat I stabilised myself and heard the ships ramp closing and Vos heading to the captain's cabin to take the ship off.

Aiming for a group of night sisters shooting at the engines on the ship I clicked what I assumed was the trigger only for a massive bolt of energy to fire from the barrel, completely scorching the area I was aiming for.

"Man this things wicked cool" as I continued to rain down hell upon the bitches trying to prevent my escape. Waking me from my euphoria the ship began to raise its self from the ground like a hovercraft. Fuck even knows how it was floating but I didn't have time to ponder over it since the ship started to take off to the atmosphere at break neck speed.

Finally relaxing for what seems to be the first time in months, going through the sliding door I head over to see what the script is with my new taxi driver.