2 Dathomir 2

Teeth, teeth and more teeth, I've been walking about for the best part of an hour with the sharpest stone I found and literally everything with a pulse looks like they'd tear apart a pride of lions for the laughs. Seriously feels like I could punch through steel with this body but every time one of those voritor lizards my instincts scream at me. Those things are like mini godzillas, would've been proper nightmare fuel if it weren't for everything else looking hideous. Honestly how the fuck did evolution make them so horrid, thank whatever star wars gods there is I never got stuffed in a body like that.

No chance I'd get any pussy looking like that, no matter how good my game is. Who's going to want to sleep with some xenomorph looking guy, in fact scratch that. A tentacle fetish was something on earth never mind in a galaxy where that shits plausible. Fuck now the image's in my head.

Anyways after dodging monsters for what feels like ages I finally found something I could beat to death with a rock.

Pig rodents I think they were called and cripes they were ugly. These things look like a slab of meat you'd see hanging up side down in the butchers only with a rats face, tail and legs glued on it. Honestly looks far more edible than anything else I've seen, it's either the slab of rat meat or the bearded dragons on steroids back there, and I know what I'm choosing.

And so the hunt for dinner began, slowly stalking towards my prey using the surrounding rocks and few trees as cover. As I close in on dinner *cough* the group of pig rodents my breathing comes to a stop.

On the other side of the rock I'm using as cover, the pig rodents graze on what little shrubbery there is around here. Narrowly creeping round the edge of the stone till I can see the pig rodent that I'm roasting on the fire tonight.

There it is totally oblivious go its impending doom as my weapon of choice crashes into the side of its skull.

"Fuck I'm awesome" I chuckled while standing on top of the fallen creature, while the rest of its herd scurries away into the distance.

The rodent pig that I clattered was the biggest and fattest of the group so the meat off it should do me a couple of days before ruining.

So foods secured next steps getting it the fuck away from all the creatures living here, nearly every species is carnivorous, even me. Swiveling my head to scan the surrounding area for any prick that might try and steal my catch, I see none.

Fast as I can I haul the corpse too a small dead ended cave in a nearby mountain I saw while I was hunting. Dragging the pig rodent's body over the pebbles at the entrance my nostril are hit with a strong damp musky smell, that will keep predators from tracking the smell down. Well hopefully at least.

Sitting my ass down next to what'll hopefully be a tasty meal. I get some much needed rest from the time I spent looking for prey, or so I thought until I realised that I'm still feeling fresh. Having two hearts is a win it feels like I could run for days and add whatever the ritual done to me, you do the maths.

While I was happy over how fit this body is I realised that i forgot something.

"shit the water" I said exasperated since I'll have to walk all the way over to the lake again. Man what a pain in the ass now I'll have to go for round two of avoid the predators. But water's water and you need that shit to survive, or maybe not but I'd rather not test what this body can do just yet. Dehydration in a place like this is a one way ticket to hell, which is a thing here so fuck that noise.

No chance do I want to find out if its the truth or not.

On that note of positivity, I get myself off the rough cave floor and made my way towards the lake, grabbing some sort of hallow bone on the way over to carry some water back. Sure it won't be much but something's always better than nothing.

Sneaking past all the hazards I made it to the lake, checking around me as I approached the water. I see a flash of my reflection in the slightly wavy water.

In the reflection was a young boy with many tattoos over dark grey skin, shoulder-length wavy black hair, two large mature looking horns that came out of the top of my forehead with some more, smaller albeit sharp horns poking through the hair in the crown of my head. I thought I looked about as good as a 4 year old alien species could get. I mean what other 4 year old has a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Sitting on the shore, grinning to myself at how big a chick magnet I'll turn out to be. The DIY water canteen finishes getting filled and I sneak back to my cave abode, picking up whatever dry pieces of wood crossed my eyes so I had something to start a fire with.

If I'm guessing this body could probably deal with whatever bacteria I'd get from eating the meat raw, but fuck that, I'm used to McD's and shit. If I tried to eat it raw I'd end up spewing it right back up two seconds later.

Dragging the pile of fire fuel through the entrance, I delved deeper down to the far end of the cave. After Hitting my big ass horns off stalactites more times than I'd like to say, I eventually got too building a basic fire.

Let me tell you Bear Grylls makes this shit look easy, lighting a fire without a lighter or matches is a fucking pain in the behind. Took me a solid half an hour of rubbing shit together before finally getting it going.

So while I began cooking some of the meat, I finally had some time to kill waiting for this too cook. Definitely going to try doing some force shit, I won't be able to get it on the first try but practice makes perfect.

Sitting myself down in the comfiest position I can find begin meditation. What? no way I'll be sitting in the lotus position, it's un-comfy as fuck.

The minutes flew by as I continued trying to reach out for the force, and so far no luck.

At some point when I felt I was getting somewhere, a burning smell hit me, "Fuck, my food" I cried while quickly sitting up from the wall. Looking at what was supposed to be my meal, "well bottoms up" I said out loud.

And with the dry taste of burned food in my mouth, I thought about how the hell I'm going to survive long enough to escape this planet.