Is that even possible?!

"Talk." Mama Bei said with cold tone after beating papa Bei to a pulp.

"Yes…" Papa Bei answered meekly as he murmurs for how cruel his wife could be, then he looks at his son that just came out from the kitchen after done with his work, a wide grin resurfaced on his face as he remembered the reason why he came home ASAP and received a beating from his wife.

"Ang Ling, come here!"

Hearing his name got called, Ang Ling tilt his head looking at papa Bei that beaming with a smile. He jerked a chair from the table and sits on it.

"Fantastic news! The most fantastic news!" Papa Bei shouts as he clenches Ang Ling shoulder with feverish excitement in his eyes.

"You could become a cultivator!"

"Huh?"

"Yes, a cultivator! Finally, what our ancestor dreams could become true!" Then his father proceeds to tell the dumbfounded duo the whole story, but before he could do that, he received a pitiful gaze from both of his wife and son as if saying 'poor old man, completely losing to age.'

"It is true!"

Papa Bei then explained to the two people in front of him what happened this morning. So it all happened when he was strolling the street after settling his business buying food ingredient for this week when suddenly he came upon a crowd of people in the city square, where there are two people in a green robe as the center of the attention.

"The commoners of sky clear cities! Rejoice, We as the representative of 'Gentle Breeze Institute' is bringing a piece of great news for you the commoners people of sky clear cities. We announced that today, our institute will give a chance for the commoner to enter the institute!" Said the young men with green hair on the left with a loud tone.

After the bomb was detonated, the quiet crowd exploded as it turned into a turmoil where everyone was talking with each other and discussed, what had happened to the institute that now they decide to let the commoner enter the institute.

It is needed to know, that an institute was a place where the noble learn martial art and cultivation from the young age. Usually, an institute was something that exists in a big city like clear sky city in every country, it was used as a place for a Sect that behind the institute to cultivate young noble in the way of cultivation! They treat the student in an institute as their outer disciples and if their contribution is high enough, they would grant the student in the institute to become an inner disciple! The inner disciple is the dream of every young noble, Because if one became an inner disciples they would grant immense benefit for them, higher cultivation technique, elixir, weapon, and their social status also would rise as when one became inner disciples it is mean that they already different from their peerage and become someone that could not be offended and must be respected.

"Silent!" A loud echo with blown wind erupted from the young man with red hair on the right, the crowd got hit by the wind blow was startled as they could felt how powerful the wind is as they need to take a step back to balance their body.

Now with the Quiet crowd, the young man on the left starting to talk again.

"Do not need to create a commotion, this special occasion is one time only! It happened because for the student batch this year we are lacking five more people, and we need to fill the quota no matter what."

Then the young man, talk about the requirement to enter the institute that everyone could test it as long as they are below 14 years old and not less than 10. They would do the test with a little martial art competition that would be held this afternoon, in front of the city gate and only pick the five people that survive until the end.

After hearing what the people of the institute said, papa Bei directly left the square and run back home forgetting everything else, and that leads to the present situation he faced.

"But, husband... you do know that our children don't know any martial art right?" Mama Bei said worriedly while bandaging her husband head.

The Bei family have three children, where the oldest one is Bei Li Ze, he as the oldest son would automatically gain the family business and that's why he spent his years with cooking, and have zero experience regarding martial arts. The second child, Bei Daqiao is a high ranking courtesan, with her beauty and charm she that could destroy a country, she learns many subjects from childhood as she is a very intelligent person and raises her way as a high ranking courtesan, which more or less equal to a woman of nobility. And thus because of that, she also does not know any martial arts at least that what her parent thought…

Back to the present, papa Bei also realized this mistakes of his and felt so stupid suddenly.

"I'm sorry, Ang Ling… Father forget about the reality and already on the cloud nine before I realize that it is only a dream."

Seeing this, Ang Ling only smiled mysteriously.

'It is just a small mistake, why is he so apologetic about it?' Ang Ling amusedly thought inside his mind. He felt that his father only makes the challenge like a storm in a teacup! It is just a mere martial art competition, moreover, all of the participants was the same as him, a normal person that does not know any Qi technique! With a condition like this, how could Ang Ling not smiled, it was as if God himself told him to win this little tournament and pave a way for him.

'I mean, it's just a martial art! As a researcher in the intergalactic war era, I always found myself in a dangerous situation and need to do something extreme to get my hands on research material, but despite all that, the most dangerous is always where another person is involved in it, a terrorist group, extremist, cult, and even the government itself! For that purpose, the situation forced me to increase my physical abilities and a way to protect myself. And for that purpose, I use the ancient way, rather than using modification or genetic engineering, I choose to learn the martial art. The martial art had helped me in many situations, but there are only a few martial art that I use frequently because of its effectiveness in facing every kind of situations, even one of them could cope up against a projectile weapon.'

'Originated from someplace that desperately trying to survive from the technology advanced invaders, the people over there is forced to survive with everything they've got, as they fight for their freedom. With the unyielding will to be free, it had created one of the most powerful martial art that ever created! The martial art is so versatile that it could cope with many situations and kill people in seconds because of its viciousness, the Pencak Silat!'

Looking at the troubled face of his father, Ang Ling smiled with full confidence as he pats his father shoulder.

"It's just beating some kid, right? Then leave it to me!"

"Ang Ling…"

"No, you dolt!" Ang Ling received critical damage.

Looking at the one who dealt damage, Ang Ling looks at her mother that had pouting face while holding her tears, of course, while holding a broom.

"What are you acting cool for? What if you lose your life, mom only had three children you know!"

"Then made some more, for god sake." Ang Ling fast retort makes both of his parents flabbergasted and everything turned awkward.

"*cough* Putting that aside, aren't both of you too worried? Remember, your son is a genius he can do anything and just beating some kid that still cannot piss straight is a cinch, too easy, too easy!" He said nonchalantly waving his hand to his parent while walking toward the exit.

After he closed the door, the parent still in disbelief condition looking at the closed door.

"Husband…"

"What is it, my wife? You look troubled."

"Are our son piss straight?" mama Bei ask her husband, while cutely tilting her head.

'That's what bothering you?!' papa Bei retorted inside his head, as he shakes his head in disbelief to what his wife asked him just now.

"No, wife… people cannot piss straight."

"Eh?! Then, is he okay?" Mama Bei asks worriedly. As for her husband, he could only shake his head and then explain what does Ang Ling said is just a metaphor and he is not sick or cursed or the likes. It took one hour until his wife finally understood what Ang Ling means.

"Such a dirty word, he definitely inherits it from you!"

'Now you blaming me!?' Papa Bei frustratingly pulled his hair, as he ran away from his wife and goes to the city gate to look for his son.

AN:

Must be remembered that this is only a fiction. And using a hyperbole statement is permitted because, in fiction, there is no such thing as 'exaggerated', as it could always be possible.

Trivia:

1. "still cannot piss straight" is a mockery, that someone is still inexperienced, and still too young to understand something.

2. His Earth is different from our 'Earth' it could be seen with the existence of Alien, and how it affects Earth technology to mature more quickly than ours, thus creating a different evolution and history.