4 old friends

Have you ever asked your old elementary school buddy if he knows about any partys cause your trying to find a hookup then you realize you old friend turned into a huge dealer and you were just looking for some chicks and have them try to play it off as a joke when they gave you a spreadsheet of fucking prices

Tells me to hit up his ex... and I'm like is this dude serious fuck it send me her number meanwhile I've been talking to this chick for the past month and it wasnt going nowhere