1 I Am God

In this little world I know as home, there is only me.

These cold stone walls that surround me are ever familiar with their faint humming.

I am god.

Within these walls is my domain. None shall exist without my say so. Even that feeble plant that dares to sprout out from my rocks shall be eraditcated...

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It's quite tasty, I think? But nevertheless! I have once again confirmed my reign as the ultimate existence!

Yet, maybe this mighty one gets just a tad, smidgen, lonely.

Yes, I am far superior than anything else alive, but there's no one to gloat to. No one to bask in my glorious presence. No one to kneel as I pass by. Not even an underling! What kind of being at the zenith of existence doesn't have even a single underling!? Only the ones who are ridiculed as idiots!

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But, I am no idiot!

For I have finally found an underling!

You there, feeble bug, praise this wise one for choosing you to be follower number one instead of consuming your filthy flesh!

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Hey! Where are you going?

Why would you go under that rock? Hello? Follower number one?

Did you really leave me...? Follower, number one...?

I-I can't fit! Curse my elastic and curvaceous body!!

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Once again I am alone. If I'd known that that traitor would desert me, I would've struck him down right where he stood!

*Ptoohoy*

It's fine. He did not deserve one such as me. I guess this was all part of fate, maybe it's not time for my magnificence to be known!

Yes, yes. I know.

He was just too honored by the title of follower number one and ran away from the pressure, not because of me.

Who needs followers when you are a great as me?

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Huh?

Why have you returned?

What is that?

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Yay! Follower number one, I knew that you wouldn't leave me! You just went to bring me more plants!

This great one forgives your blunder. Now come, we have more followers to collect!

What?

You want to ride on this god's head? How absurd! If yo-!

Oh, it seems that this prominent being's too fast for your lowly legs.

*Hmph*

No matter. Since it is to repay you for your offering, I shall allow it. Now come, let us be off!