5 Kid’s Hot Headed Friend

Fade's p.o.v

My phone rang, and I glanced over at the screen. Kid? Why is he calling me at this time of the day...He should be in school.

"Who's calling you?" Noire asked me and leaned over my shoulder. "Oh, Kid. Why is he calling you?"

"Same thing that I was thinking."

"Well don't you think you should answer it?" That never occurred to me...should I? He never calls me, maybe it's important.

"No way! I'm to hungry to worry about this phone call, if it's important he will call me back three more times." She chucked and I turned my phone off and we stared eating the BLT sandwiches, pickles, and chips.

"Why did you turn your phone off! Now he won't be able to call you a few more times if it's important."

"Are you serious?!? Nothing is ever important with him. So I doubt it would be today. Let's watch movies or something."

"Hey, are you some fast healer or something cause your bandage looks like you barely have bleed. I guess your wound wasn't as bad as I thought it was..." She trailed off.

"Oh no, I changed it when I woke up. It still has a good few hours before I need to change it again." Way to look cool, getting my ass beat by kid. I glanced over at her phone as it vibrated. "Let me guess, Kid?" she picked it up and nodded.

"Yep, he wants you to turn your phone back on, looks like your cover is blown. Better do as he says before he starts calling me. OR WORSE, he comes home and who knows what will happen." Ugh that loser, what does he want?????????????

"I'll take my chances. let's take this food into the living room and watch some sword art online." She nodded and turned her phone off before we carried our food into the living room and sat down on the couch. I flipped the t.v. on and a girl screaming while she's running from a guy with a kitchen knife came on. PATTI! I turned the channel quickly not wanting to have nightmares and sword art online came on. "What is with Patti watching horror films?" I tuned towards noire and she shrugged and started eating a huge bite off of the sandwich. Damn that girl knows how to eat!I munched on a pickle before eating my sandwich.

"Fade, I have a question." OH SHIT. SHE NEVER STARTS ASKING A QUESTION LIKE THAT.

"Well.. what is it?"

"well...um, you see. im wondering if you will be ok with me leaving you this weekend to go stay with my mom. I'll come home on Monday. Lord Death already said it's fine with him." NO! Noire can't leave me alone in this house with the symmetrical loving freak!

"Is it what you really want?"

"Well, last time I saw my mother Kid broke down my door and threatened to kill me in front of her. She probably saw Kid shooting at me in the street as I ran for my life. She might be worried, and I've been too busy to call her. I really should go see her because she hasn't seen me a lot since Lord Death found me and partnered me to you. You should have seen the look on her face when Lord Death told her that he wanted me to be your partner even though I'm not a Death Scythe and still just a weapon. Speaking of that, when are we going to start working on that?" A simple yes would have did the job, now how am I supposed to say no?!? Wait a minute, is she giving me the puppy dog eyes? DAMN HER!

"Well, now that you mention it I have not decided yet. You may go see your mom. Anything else you want to ask or throw my way?"

"I dare you to ask Liz what a soul tastes like." Why would I ask her that...

"Oh, um... Ok."

"In front of Kid."

"NO!"

"Well, you did say anything else you want to ask or throw my way, so why not?"

"Fine. I'll ask only if you tell me why you want to know. You do want to know right, otherwise you would have never said anything."

"It's not my fault that you haven't asked Lord Death for any missions to get me on my way to being a Death Scythe. Kid will only get stronger, and this will keep happening until we die somehow."

"HEY, don't bring kid into this to motivate me, it'll take a lot more then that. Why do you want to be a lame death scythe anyways! Their so lame." I shrugged and focused on the t.v. She's so right, one day I could get us both killed if I don't start training or going on thoses mission things.

"If you do it, I- I will... Make Kid's room asymmetrical and leave a note signed by me. Plus I'll doodle on his face while he sleeps tonight, and cut his hair."

"Great idea. You don't have to do that though. See the thing is. I've already decided to make plans for someone to train us in the gym everyday. Then when he thinks we are ready I will ask Lord Death for our first mission. Understood?"

"Who's training us? How early do we have to get up now?!? Fade, you should have told me this! How am I supposed to train with you if I'm visiting my mom? I'm not putting it off!"

"Don't worry, you wont have to put it off. Training STARTS MONDAY. After school of course. We don't have to get up any earlier. WELL YOU SEE, the thing is...I don't know if he will agree so we just will have to wait, ok?"

"Please don't tell me you are talking about Kid! Shit, you are! What the hell possessed you to even think about it! Kid will wipe the floor with us everyday if he says yes! And he will laugh at us and do it with happiness! His courses will be pass or die! You can't be serious! I wanted to get away from him more! Ask someone else PLEASE! Don't ask Kid! I will stop you if I have to!" Does she not understand?

"HEY, STOP IT. We need the training from him, he's scary good. Besides, we can study his moves during it and next time we will be able to beat him. He's going to be a great teacher im sure of it. Besides, there ain't anyone else we can get training from besides that guy in the labcoat, which I will never, ever go near again!!! He looks to scary. So don't argue with me I know what im doing."

"Alright, I won't argue right now. Go ahead and watch Sword Art without me. I'm going to go dig our graves in the backyard." She got up and left. GREAT. Just great. What am I supposed to do now? Guess i'll wait for kid to come home...She came back into the room. "Never mind. I'll let Kid do it for me." I laughed and started eating some chips.

"So... im sorry, if he says no i'll try my hardest to find someone.Ok?"

"Did it occur to you to ask your dad to find someone? He is Lord Death after all...."

"if I did he would just suggest kid anyways. So might as well ask kid first. If kid says yes I wont have to suffer humiliation from asking my dad. He thinks I can handle myself in a fight." She pulled out a little mirror from her pocket.

"I'll ask for you. 42-42-564 whenever you want knock on Death's Door."

"DAMN YOU!" I grabbed the mirror and smashed it against the coffee table then starred her down. "Please don't ever do that again."

"7 years bad luck Fade. 7 years. Hope you have fun with that. Maybe if Kid kills you, you might not have to suffer 7 years."

"At least its not 8 years. So stay away from the mirrors, got it. I'm watching you. I'll ask my dad when im ready to."

"You owe me another mirror just like that one. It had a case and everything. Plus it fit in my pocket perfectly!"

"I'll get you another damn mirror." I got up and walked upstairs to my bedroom and picked up the one just like hers off my dresser and went back downstairs handing it to her. "good as new." I walked up to Kid's bedroom and picked up his baseball bat.

"Where are you going? Did you just go in Kid's room?!?"

"IM GOING TO REMODEL THE HOUSE. DONT WORRY." I started in kids room breaking his mirror.

Noire appeared in the doorway. "Shit Fade. What are you doing? That's 14 years! Hey, you missed a spot. Smash Kid's laptop for me ok? Leave my room alone when you are done."I looked over at his labtop and picked it up throwing it out the window.

"Damn you!" I walked over to the window as I heard someone. OH SHIT. I hit a innocent bystander with blue hair. "you ruined my ice cream!" OH SHIT!

Noire came over to the window and leaned her head out. "Then stop walking in front of this house idiot! What kind of kid walks in front of this insane asylum?!? You should respect my friend here!!!"

"My name is black star for your information, now get your ass out here kid so I can kick it! And this ticket to that cool movie you wanted to see with me is going to be given to soul instead!"Noire jumped out of the window shouting at Black Star.

"You think you can beat me?!? Don't even talk to my friend up there! You aren't worth her time! I took some of Patti's happy pills and now I feel like kicking your ass! Watch you language in the presence of-"

"Holly shit, kid you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend or that your a girl yourself! This is a big surprise..No wonder why I think your cute. Hey could you get your girlfriend to stop barking at me so we can go see this movie together. Sorry about yelling at you, I forgive you for ruining my ice cream. On second thought. I'll even take you out to dinner if you let me." He winked up at me and I felt kind of funny. Why are my cheeks so hot? Why is he so cute?

"Kid is going to help me kick your ass all over the yard! I take back everything that I said about taking fighting lessons! I totally accept! Now come down here and help me kick his ass for talking to you. Holy shit, you didn't just talk to her, you flirted! I'm going to kill you! She's mine!" Huh...whats with her.

"Uh...Uh...Noire I think your over reacting, Maybe we should forgive him..."

"Yeah! You should totally forgive me, hell I'll even let you go on a date with us. If you want I'll even autograph your face for you!" He dropped his ice cream and took out a pen.

"Are you serious? I can go on a date with you two?!? Fade, do you want to? This kid might be serious about wanting to hang out with you, and you could use more friends!"

"Wait a minute, why did you call kid fade?" I jumped out the window and dropped the baseball bat giving him my hand to shake.

"I'm fade, kids twin sister. Don't tell anyone ok? Kid might kill you."

"I tried to tell you Black Star. You were in the presence of two ladies who can kick your ass anytime and anywhere. Kid is who knows where right now.... Come to think of it, did he call you again Fade? Oh shit! Kid! We destroyed his room while I had a crazy moment because Patti slipped some of her pills in my drink this morning. I would have held you back if I wasn't under the influence of Patti's stupid meds. It's a good thing that they wore off slightly. Um, I'm sorry to say this, but I can't come with you guys. I need to go clean Kid's room before he finds out what we did. He'd get mad at me too because I was here with you and didn't stop you at all. You two run along and have fun, and Black Star? If you hurt my Fade, I will find out where you live and murder you in your sleep with Kid." WHAT? Alone with this guy? I guess it could be fun.

"Oh, um..Ok. Black Star, lets go." he stopped Noire before she went back inside and out his autograph on her head and laughed.

"A little something to remember me by, sure ill take care of her." Black Star pulled me down the street in a hurry. I never went on a date before. why is his hair blue?

"I'll keep my phone on incase you need me!" I heard her in the background. I reached down into my back pocket turning my phone on.

"So what are we going to go see?" I asked him after we got onto his bike and he drove us away. I'm going on a date with black star, he must be important since he likes to give out autographs.

Noire's p.o.v.

Alright! House to myself! First I need to clean Kid's room, and then pick up the broken mirror. I might as well start dinner right now. I went back inside and looked around the house. I hope Kid doesn't come home soon.... I went to his room and started to pick it up. I replaced his mirror with one of the ones we kept lying around and put his laptop back on his desk. Good thing it didn't break. We can get away with the mirror because it looks like the old one.

Kid's room was now perfectly symmetrical. That was actually pretty hard to do. How does he do it?!? I left his room and went downstairs to pick up the mirror. I cut myself on the last piece though. "Ow! That really hurt. Damn it!" I threw the pieces away and looked at the clock. Hmm, he must be on a mission then if he isn't back yet. Good, I don't want to see him. I made dinner for the rest and put it up leaving a note on the counter that it was in the refrigerator, and they had to heat it up. I'm gonna go take a nap while I can....

I walked up the stairs realizing how empty the house sounded when it was only me. I went to my room and got on my bed. It's scary here when it's like this. I'm used to being able to hear at least one of them yelling. I need my teddy bear! I crawled over to the side of my bed and reached under it. "There you are Teddy! I need to clean you soon...." I hugged it as I went under the covers. "It's a good thing you are here! I don't know what I would have done without you! Thank goodness Kid didn't take you away from me when he found out. Kid can be so mean to me." I turned on the light near my bed and closed my eyes. At least I can go to sleep now. Thanks Black Star! Maybe he isn't a bad kid.... It could get Fade to stop following me every time I leave the house. Well, she doesn't every time. Sometimes she can't because she's busy, so she tries to get her crazy ass twin to do it. It always fails. I smiled as I fell asleep with my phone in one hand and Teddy in the other.

"Get your ass up! Where is Fade?!?" I turned over on my side and dismissed it as some weird dream. The covers were ripped off of me.

"Why didn't she answer her phone?!? Why- Do you still have that teddy bear? I thought you got rid of it." I opened my eyes to see Kid, Liz and Patti in my room.

"Am I having a nightmare? You aren't supposed to be in my dreams Kid, so go away!"

"You aren't dreaming Noire! What's that on your face? When did you meet Black Star?!? Did he come here?"

"Oh, yeah Kid. Um, ... why are you turning paler than you usually are?"

"She's with Black Star isn't she?"

"Who?"

"Fade!"

"Oh... Fade... she's.... um... she went out to see a movie or something. I needed to clean up your room before you came home, so you wouldn't know that we destroyed your room while I was going crazy on Patti's happy pills that she must have put in my drink this morning. Oh wait.... oops."

"What? You guys destroyed my room?"

"Um, no." I picked up my phone and started dialing Fade. "Hold on a minute Kid. Let me call your sister, and ask her where she went."

"Why don't you actually get out of bed now and go heat up dinner? I'm too lazy to do it myself."

"Why don't you make Patti or Liz do it?"

"Because right now, they aren't the ones in trouble."

"I'm in trouble?"

"Are you still waking up or something Noire? Of course your in trouble! Now get out of bed and heat up dinner! Find out where Fade went while your at it!"

"I am jerk!" I got out of bed and started going to the kitchen. The phone was still ringing, but I reached her voicemail before too long.

"What did you call me?!? Get back here Noire!"

"No! I'm heating up dinner! Make up your mind Kid! Dinner or a session in the bathroom where you wash my mouth out with soap! I can't do both!"

"You can heat up dinner later!"

He grabbed me and started dragging me to the bathroom. "Help me! Liiiiiz! Stop him please! I'll do your chores for a week! Patti! Help!" Patti came out of my room giggling.

"Bye bye!" She waved at me as Kid dragged me down the hallway. Liz came out of my room after that.

"Hey Noire! I'm not going to put my life on the line for just a week of no chores because Kid does mine anyways. Enjoy the soap!"

"FADE! WHERE ARE YOU?!? Oh wait, she's not here. Damn it!" Kid pulled me into the bathroom and sat me down while he looked around for the soap.

"I thought I put it right here.... Where did it go? Maybe it's over here." Kid was looking all over the bathroom as I tried to leave. "Sit back down Noire!"

"No! I don't like soap! Why don't you try it?!?"

"Noire, where did the soap go?"

"The soap?"

"Yes, the soap." I thought back to this morning when I came back with Fade. Oh yeah that's right! I threw it out! I saved myself! Yay!

"I don't know Kid. I'm going to go heat up your dinner while you look for it." He looked at my smile as I started to leave.

"How could she be smiling at a time like this? .... NOIRE! YOU THREW AWAY THE SOAP THIS MORNING, DIDN'T YOU?!? GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Kid ran out into the hallway after me. "Liz, get her before she gets away!" Liz moved in front of me blocking the hall.

"Damn it Liz! Don't make me fight you!" Kid caught up and dragged me back to the bathroom locking the door behind him.

"Did you really think that I didn't have another bar of soap around here?" Damn it! How come I didn't think about that?!? I thought I was smart! I can't believe he outsmarted me!

"Who says I threw it out? Who says that I need my mouth washed out again?"

"I know that you threw it out!" He grabbed another bar of soap from under the sink and opened it. I'm going to die. Might as well get this over with.... Wait, I can always try to fight him! Break something Noire! Make the room asymmetrical! I stood up and ran to the other side of the room. "There isn't a point in running!" I shook my head no as he got closer. Alright, what do I break? Um, not the mirror... the sink? No... Oh wait, I don't have to! Point out his hair! Do it Noire before he gets closer!

"Kid, I know that you don't like me already, but your hair is the worse thing I have ever seen! It's completely asymmetrical, and it looks like you forgot to brush it too!"

"I-is it really that bad? No! I can't think about it! But I must look! I got to make sure that I brushed it out!" He ran over to one of the mirrors. He stared at himself for a few minutes making sure everything was ok. "Noire, my hair is completely fine! I can live with the stripes long enough to wash your mouth out!" Crap, what now? Oh wait, maybe if I... I walked over to Kid making it look like I was accepting my punishment for calling him a jerk.

"Alright Kid, you win. I give up." He smiled at me.

"Now if only you were like this all the time. I wouldn't have to do this all the time, and my life would be easier."

"Your right. This is easier compared to trying to fight." I sat down again and looked up at him.

"I'm still going to put this soap in your mouth."

"I know." He came over to me, but as soon as he got close enough, I jumped up and knocked him over.

"Noire! What do you think you're doing?!?"

"I'm winning!" I messed up his hair and pulled out the marker that I carried around for some reason. Why do I have a marker in my pocket anyways? Oh well, it's about to save me. I started doodling on the left side of his face as he struggled to get up.

"Stop it Noire! Get off of me! When I get my hands on you, you are going to die!" When I was done, I grabbed my mirror and showed him his face. And this is why you carry a mirror around! "Nooooo! You messed up what little symmetry I had!" He fainted as I put up my mirror and got up. Liz was banging on the door.

"Kid! Are you alright?!?" I didn't think about that.... What to do about her? Patti won't do anything except turn into her weapon form if her sister asks, but I know that if Liz doesn't, then I have a chance. A very small chance!

"Ugh... That soap tastes terrible! Kid, can't you get better tasting soap!" Time to put on an act. All those times I imitated Kid to make fun of him is about to pay off! "The soap isn't supposed to taste good! Now get out of my sight!" I imitated his voice almost exactly. Hahaha I've had a lot of practice! "Fine Kid! Forget about dinner! Heat it up yourself!" I stomped over to the door for effect then opened it to reveal Liz. I slipped out of the door and slammed it behind me.

"Are you serious Noire? You won't even heat up mine?"

"Hell no! Heat it up yourself Liz! You didn't try to help me!" I ran to my room and shut it behind me. Now to find Fade! I locked my door and grabbed the key to my room that I kept in my dresser. I need to hurry up! She could be in trouble! I ran over to my window, opened it, climbed out, shut it behind me, then I dropped to the ground. I'm coming Fade! However when I get back, I'm going to die!