3 Something Falling

I am looking up to the sky.

A dot can be seen? a black dot..... The dot seems to be larger and larger. Its approaching me?!

No! I can't move in time!

THLUK

Ouch. What the fuuuuuuuckkkkk?

A crow? A crow suddenly hit my forehead. No It bore its beak in my forehead. Thank GOODDD ITS NOT MY EYES!

Red.

Mmmmm.... Red blood flowed from my forehead where the bird struck me. My God! Blood! Blood!!

Hmmmmmmmm... I can feel my head getting lighter.

Then

Light appeared from my forehead.

"You!!" said a man who just suddenly came? Wt. What the actual fuck is happening?!

"YOU, THERES NO MISTAKE! A GOD THRONE, THE MESSENGER OF DEATH AND THE SEAL OF THE DEMON!!!! HAHHHHG!!"

The man immediately bowed before me.

"Sun of Xin, Emperor, I beg you for my RUDENNESS. MAY MY LIFE BE SUFFUCIENT TO SATISFY YOUR ANGER!!!"

Eh. What did he just say?