18 Betrothal Gifts Part One

Eunuch He, once again shouted out in a loud voice "The betrothal gifts from Prince Jie to the Wu family are as follows! One blade of grass that got stuck to Prince Jie's shoe on the way over here today! One hundred jin of dirt that was found out in the back of Jei's Palace after a renovation. A pair of dirty underwear with brown streaks running down the middle of it that was found on the side of the road by one of Prince Jie's guards on the way over to the General's Manor. A dirty beggar with a permanent hard-on who can't wait to make General Wu wear a green hat. Five Jin of horse shit from Prince Jie's horse stables that we had nowhere to put, so we decided to just toss it in with the betrothal gifts. One chicken that seems to be sick since it won't eat and walks funny but that might be because the man who takes care of the chickens seems to have a mental disorder and likes to fuck the chickens at night. One jin of expired meat that the kitchen was going to throw out this morning and we felt since the General's Manor can not even feed their children then we should send it over. One sack of moldy grain. And last on this list is one teal of silver."

Every one of the General's Manor people had black lines running down their faces. They felt ever since the people from the palace showed up today they have had their face slapped over and over again! General Wu couldn't take it anymore and coughed up another mouthful of blood!

Feng Jie looked at all the contorted faces of the people from the General's Manor and a big smile appeared on his face. he was very satisfied with this outcome. "General Wu? Are you not satisfied with my Betrothal gifts?"

At Feng Jie's side with her face buried into his chest was Wu Shuyu who was laughing so hard she could hardly breathe. Her face was bright red as tears rolled down her cheek. Should could not help but think that this man really knew how to piss people off! She whispered softly: "Jie'er, good job!" Her words were very soft but Feng Jie was able to hear it. The smile on his face became even more profound as he rubbed his little things back.

General Wu gritted his teeth as he forced a smile saying "How could that be? Of course, I am satisfied."

"Un! Good! Now… The betrothal gifts for my Yu'er." Feng Jie once again clapped his hands and another eunuch stepped forward. The scroll in his hand was five times as thick as the one that was brought out before.

The scroll was once again handed over to Eunuch He who untied the string and unfurled the scroll. The scroll unfurled until it hit the ground and still continued to unfurl! There was a long list of words packed together on the scroll. But just before Eunuch He was about to shout out what was written a loud scream and a bunch of grunting noises could be heard. Granny Bo ran in with five girls following behind her. She hurriedly ran over to Feng Jie and whispered into his ear.

Feng Jie waved his hand as he casually said: "Doesn't she want to be the Crown Prince's consort? Then shouldn't she be willing to sacrifice herself to the people of this great country? Let them have their fill. Just tell them to take it elsewhere and to be sure to return it later when they are done. If not they will be fined one teal of silver each!"

Granny Bo smiled and ran out to the General's Manor through the main gate and in a loud voice shouted out. "By Prince Jie's will you are all to take this elsewhere and once you are done return it here. Otherwise, you will be fined one teal of silver each!" There was a loud roar of thanks and soon the grunting sounds could be heard fading off into the distance.

Everyone in the General's Manor face paled. It was only Wu Shuyu that still had a calm face. She stood on her tippy toes as she whispered into Feng Jie's ear. Feng Jie nodded and waved his hand once more causing a man in black robes to appear. This was one of Feng Jie's shadow guards. Feng Jie turned to the man and in a low voice said: "Go retrieve the Third Young Miss, if, she looks like she is about to die. Also… You can have some fun as well if you would like… Just make sure she stays alive." The guard nodded and vanished in front of everyone's eyes.

Wu Shuyu smiled as she hugged Feng Jie's arm tightly while resting her head on his shoulder. She could not let Wu Mei die by those men's hands. The final blow had to be dealt with by her own hands. But death was too generous of an outcome for Wu Mei. Not when she had tortured her body's original owner for nine years. Wu Mei's suffering had just begun. Wu Shuyu would make Wu Mei's life worse than staying a night at King Yama's palace!

"Is my Yu'er happy?" Feng Jie asked softly. His handsome face looked down at Wu Shuyu lovingly.

"Mhm! Today has been the best day I have had in a long long time." Wu Shuyu said as she gave Feng Jie a bright smile. The smile was like the sun to Feng Jie. It was as if it was melting his frozen heart. Every word she had said though was the truth. Even in her past life, she had not had this much fun. Seeing how she met such a great man as soon as she arrived in this world, Wu Shuyu was very happy. They had only known each other for less than a day but yet they seemed to be in synch on things. After looking Feng Jie over a bit more, Wu Shuyu was very happy she had met such a huge thigh to cling on to! She felt her life in this new world was going to be very good.

"That's good but the day has yet to end and there is still more to come!"