chapter one

in a house at the edge of Orario a baby was heard crying, he was the newly born Melvin June, black hair, blue eyes and you could see he would become a handsome man in the future.

(mc pov)

I woke up in a dark crampy place, due to my experince i know im in my mothers womb. It seems that i should be born in a few days based on my scise, lets sleep till then, and so i went to sleep.

I woke up to the feeling of being tuged and crushed at the same time, i was about to be born and it hurt like hell but i was used to pain, since my first life i have alwasys been training all of my skills to the max and upgrade them with the new knowledge in that time, even in my last life i maxed out the upgrades for all my skills while being an otaku.

Melvin: waaaaa!!!!

a babys cry was heard as he took his first breath, not because it hurt but that he didnt want to get spanked. it happend in two of his lifes, he does not want it to happen again. Now that he looks around he noticed how beautiful the woman holding him was, and that there was a winged little girl flying around him and looking at him with intrest. He looked at it with curiosity when he heard a mans scream, he looked at the man that pointed at him and then looked at his mom and asked a question with something falna.

Wait?! Falna, the thing from danmachi!! Wait does that mean one above all heard and made his wish come true, but don't that mean he needs the god to update it?

Winged girl: nope you don't because I will do it for you, my name is stella and I will be your guide.

Melvin( hmp* I don't want a guide but she's the only one that can update my falna and maybe other stuff so I will keep her. Wait why aren't my parents freaking out, based on that they are speaking to each other and don't look at her when she talks to a baby nobody can see her.)

Stella: hmp* that's rude you know, and you don't need to think of me as a guide but if you ask for any information or questions i will answer, plus if you feel lonely during your first years you can talk to me. I recommend learning to crawl at three months old and find the library in the house to read every info and magic the house holds, your parents are retired adventurers and your born in the same time as bell, hope you make many friends and lovers.

Melvin:( sure, you are now promoted from guide to friend or lover if you work enough, now i dont need any friends and lovers because in this world you can die everyday and if I get reborn I would just lose them and be sad for the first five years of my life, so no I don't need them and only you.)

Stella: ahhh, thanks Melvin I'll be sure to work hard. Wait! No! Wait, I didn't mean it that way please no misunderstanding, it's not like I like you or anything hmp*. "Blush's"

Melvin:( okay now you just want to please me).