17 Chapter 17

I Am Back!!!

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As Podrick Payne stood outside of the commander tent of Jaime Lannister, Watching the knights and imagining himself to become one too, He was put in a headlock from behind. Just as he was panicking, He looked at his attacker only to realize that it was the former sworn sword of his previous master Tyrion Lannister, Bronn the sellsword.

"Getting a bit old to be a Squire, Aren't we?" He asked before releasing Podrick letting him take a few breaths of fresh air.

"Ahahahaha," Bronn hit him on the shoulder. "Podrick fucking Payne, I thought you'd be dead by now." He said looking impressed.

"Not yet." He said exasperatedly, knowing that Bronn was going to mess again as he did back at King's Landing.

"Heh heh, Are they in there?" Bronn pointed at the tent. "Mhm," Podrick affirmed with a hum. They both looked at the tent, Podrick was content to let the silence continue but Bronn had other plans.

"You think they are fucking?" Bronn asked.

"What? No!" Podrick responded, looking at him strangely.

"Why not? I'd fuck her." He looked at Podrick. "You fuck her, Don't you?"

"I am her Squire," Podrick responds.

"Oh, Heh." Bronn snickered. " Well, He will fuck her, That's for sure." He said talking about Jaime Lannister. "And she'd fuck him, Don't you think? The way she looks at him, Well, The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. Preferred working for his little brother on that account."

Podrick looked at him as if he couldn't believe him.

Bronn noticed it. "Come on," He said, before swinging his hand downwards and holding Podrick's crotch (no homo.) and letting go. "You are the one with the magic cock."

"You must have shown it to her by now." He sits down on a rock beside him.

"She is training me to fight," Podrick says trying to defend the honor of his knight.

"Aha, Is She?" Bronn asks mockingly.

"An hour in morning and an hour at night," Podrick says proudly. "Every day."

Bronn nods at him before saying. "Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder ya?"

"W.. Wha. That's a different sort of fighting." He lamely defends.

"Now, That's the truth, Isn't it?" He smiles. "You wanna learn that sort of fighting?"

Podrick eagerly nods.

"Alright," Bronn stands in front of Podrick. "Alright, Let's start with your footwork. Show me your stance."

Podrick gets into the stance that His mentor Brienne taught him. "Now, Listen to me, Pod. See how your feet are a little apart." He points at Podrick's feet to grab his attention.

Suddenly, Bronn swings his hand to slap Podrick, but Podrick already knew that so he ducked under the blow and headbutted Bronn right in the chin.

"Oomph," Bronn falls on the ground. "Lesson Number One, Assume everyone wants to hit you, Cuz everyone does want to, everyone wants to hit a fucking Squire," Podrick says while smirking at Bronn who was on the ground.

"Well, Would you look at that. Which cunt taught you that?" Bronn says, holding his chin while getting off the ground.

"Jon Snow, Lady Sansa's half-brother. He told me that being a Bastard and being a Squire is almost the same, The only difference is that a Squire is expected to be someone great while a Bastard is expected to be a nobody. And so he taught me some tips that would help me deal with nobodies." Podrick remembers the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, He was a very particular man, to tell the truth, Podrick was scared of him at first, Even Lady Brienne was gripping the pommel of her blade whenever they were in his presence.

But after that, He began sparring with them in the yard after they reached the Wall, He even taught him things about fighting dirty, and on that note.

"He also told me that if someone called him a cunt after I told them about him to tell them to go fuck themselves," Podrick smirks after that feeling proud that he finally managed to down Bronn.

"Oh, Yeah? Did he teach you anything else?" Bronn inquires, his eyes glimmering for a moment.

"No. He told me that the rest I will need to learn by myself." Podrick admits.

"Ahh, He must be a giant cunt then." Bronn grinned with malice.

"Yeah. Wait, Why-... Hugh!" Podrick begins before Bronn punches him right under his belly.

"Heh, Lesson Number Two, Never tell someone to go fuck themselves if you are not ready for them retaliating," Bronn explains while holding his hand for Pod. Podrick gave him a dirty look at that but managed to get up without help.

"Ahh, stop sulking," Bronn says after he sees Podrick's expression. " Come on, Do it again, I will teach you properly this time."

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"...--As I have said, My name is B--..." She tried to say while she was chasing him after they exited the catwalk.

"Yes, Brienne Of Tarth. I know your father, Good man." Brynden The Blackfish Tully interrupted her repeating the same thing she said when she first met him.

"He always spoke highly of you!" She said to flatter him.

"And if he was here now, I'd tell him the same I'm telling you," He descended the stairs to the yard while Brienne and her Squire chased him. "If you think that I'm abandoning family's seat on the King Slayer's word of honor then you are a bloody fool." He finished knowing that Jaime Lannister couldn't be trusted.

"Riverrun can't stand against the Lannisters And the Freys." She replied.

"We can stand longer than your one-handed friend thinks we can!" He declared.

"He is not my friend!" She futilely denied.

"Oh, No?" He turned to face her. "Who gave you permission to cross the siege line and enter the castle? Who gave you that sword with a gold lion for a pommel?" He mocked.

"Ser Jaime kept his word to your niece, Catelyn Stark. He sent me to find Sansa to help her as Catelyn wanted. He gave me this sword to protect her, That is what I have done and will continue to do until the day I die." She stayed before pushing the letter of Sansa to him, Her gaze telling him that she won't stop till he takes it.

Seeing that she won't give up, He finally took the letter from her. He started to read it, and the more he did, the more he was reminded of his niece. "She's exactly like her mother." He chuckled. "I don't have enough men to help her take Winterfell. " He admitted as he turned to look at Brienne of Tarth.

"You have more than she and her brother do," Brienne replied.

"She wants her home back, I understand that." He said while ignoring the part about 'her brother'. "But this is my home and if Jaime Lannister wants it, He can bloody well take the way everyone else does!"

He tried to give her the letter back, but she wasn't moving. In fact, nobody was moving at all around him, As if their time was frozen.

"He doesn't have to, Really. There is plenty of other ways, Chief among them is taking you out."

The Blackfish turned around, His hand on his blade. He was surprised to find a white-haired man with golden eyes behind him. He was wearing a weird black suit of sorts with a cloth hanging from his neck to the middle of his chest. He was the only person other than him that didn't seem affected by whatever happened around here.

"Who are you?!?! And what did you to all these people?!!?" He shouted, drawing his sword. It came to him almost instantly that this man was responsible for what happened, And while he wasn't sure that he would be able to threaten a man capable of such a feat, Just holding his sword in his hand made him feel secure even for a bit.

"Oh, This?" I said while looking at the frozen people. "They are just in an illusion, They don't realize that time is passing and when I disable it, They will continue with their lives as if nothing happened." I did that by using Gojo's Domain Expansion.

A Domain Expansion is basically to make a space essentially yours, I simply used Gojo's to let them stop feeling the flow of time. No one can see it, Since no one in this world can use cursed energy. Of course, This is not Gaunter O'Dimm's time manipulation, I can't do that... yet.

"As for who I am, I am Jon Snow. Natural born son of Eddard Stark and brother of his and his wife, Catelyn Stark, Your niece's children." I finished. He looked at me as if I was joking before he collected himself.

"...And how do I know for certain that you are the shame of my niece?" He decided to humor me.

"Well, You are not dead now, Are you?" I chuckled. "And not to mention I am here to help abandon this stupidity that would cost you your life."

"Oh, You are here to help... me?" He asked in mockery. "And how would YOU help ME??? Would you somehow slaughter the army outside the castle or will you give me more men to help defend it?"

"While I could do both of them, I won't. I am here to convince you to surrender Riverrun, Leave the Riverlands and head North, To stand alongside the children of your niece and help them retake their home." I replied.

He burst out laughing As if he the funniest joke he has ever heard. I let him, He will be weeping soon enough if he doesn't stop. "Ahhaha.. Hah... While I'd like to do that, I am simply not abandoning my home," He glared at me. "And definitely not on the word of a bastard!"

I was standing before him before he realized, I held by the neck with one hand while the other held his sword arm.

"Now listen here, Fishface." I tightened my hold on his neck. "I didn't come all the way here for you to refuse me. If you do, I will kill you and make this offer to your nephew who will accept immediately to save his son. So your death doesn't matter to me one bit."

I threw him to the ground. "The only reason I am helping you is that you were one of Robb's most loyal supporters." I glared at him. "It disgusted me how you are so ready to throw away your life after you escaped the Red Wedding." I had to surpass a growl at that memory.

" I am going to make you an offer, But first. You must see what will happen if you persisted with your stubbornness and refused to leave Riverrun."

I held his head and started showing him a scene from Season 6 Episode 8, Specifically, I started showing him Riverrun falling to the Lannisters.

(Author: If you want to watch it, Just go to Youtube and search: Game of Thrones 6x08 - Edmure Tully surrenders Riverrun to the Lannisters )