Your wish is my command

The crowd watched me as I walked over to the two piles of ashes with a smirk. 

"Take that you walking Olympic medals!"

I felt every single individual in the crowd cringe inwardly at my attempt of a pun. I looked over to see Serafina slap her forehead while Armon closed his eyes in disappointment and shame. My face burned with embarrassment. 

My God. 

I can't.

Believe.

That. 

I've just.

Done.

That. 

In front of a crowd of hundreds of people. 

I calmly kneeled on the sand covered ground and used my hands to dig a medium sized hole. I then bowed my head to the crowd before plunging my head into the hole in the ground.

 God could you please erase everyone in this colosseum's memory of the past three minutes? 

It would be much appreciated. Thank you.