I want Siri!
On my 5th birthday, the Elf Goddess visited me.
"Satoshi, I'm really sorry!" the Goddess stood before him with tear filled eyes.
Even though I was really angry at the moment, my heart couldn't help but melt at the scene.
"It's okay! I'm not angry anymore!" I replied with my childish voice.
She quickly jumped and buried my face in her bosoms.
"Thank you, Satoshi! I'm really happy that you forgive me!" she replied happily.
"No..., it's me who should thank you!" Satoshi replied with drool on his face.
"What?" she replied... "Oh! Nothing! So that means I not OP in this world!" I changed the subject.
"Yes!" she replied with her face down.
"So how about my talent in Magic or as a Warrior!" I asked her
"You have a mediocre one!" she replied bluntly. I felt the urge to vomit blood and die at the moment.
Feeling my angry stare, she replied, "Satoshi, I'm sorry, but I cannot change the talent of a person after their birth! It's against the rules!"
"How about you kill me and let me reborn again?"
"I'm sorry! I can't do that either!"
"So what can you do?" I shouted in anger.
"I'm sorryyyy!" she started crying.
*Sigh* Now she makes me feel like a bad person.
"So that means I have to live my life as a normal person..."
"No! I actually have a way that will make you stronger than a Mage or a Warrior! But..." She said.
"What? Why didn't you say that first?" I rebuked.
"I was hesitant because If you follow this path you might make some powerful people as your enemies, that's why!" she replied.
"I don't care, tell me what it is! I will crush whoever comes in my way!" I replied with confidence.
"Okay! Long ago there existed a profession other than Mage and Warrior. Everyone called them "Warrior Mage" they were a powerful existence that dominated both Mages and Warriors."
"But as they grew powerful, they grew arrogant too. They dominated everyone and killed whoever they find annoying. They made bad reputations over the world!"
"So the powerful Mages and Warriors got together and formed an Alliance against the Warrior Mages! Soon war broke out, but due to the overwhelming majority, the Warrior Mages were lost. From on then, the Alliance banned and sealed out the practice and inheritance of Warrior Mages."
"Ever since the name Warrior Mages were either taboo or forgotten existence in this world!" she explained.
"If you are ready to face the challenges, I will pass out the method of the most powerful Warrior Mage ever existed in this world!" she said.
I nodded with a hint of nervousness in my face.
The Elf Goddess came near me and placed her hands on my tiny head. Soon various knowledge of stances performed by a middle-aged man flashed on my eyes.
The "33 sword stances of Pangu" was the name of the method. I was speechless for a minute. In anybody's eyes, the stances might seem normal, but only I know the explosive power between every single one of them.
The Goddess smiled at me and said, "Satoshi as a way to repay you for my mistake! Ask anything! I will try my best to fulfill that wish."
"What? For real!" I asked in surprise.
She gave the nod. "Well, if you ask so sudden, I don't know what to ask!" my mind couldn't think of a useful thing for the moment.
After ten minutes of intense thinking, I came to a choice.
"I want Siri!" I replied. Since I didn't believe the Goddess would be able to give me a System from the novels, I thought Siri was the best choice.
I don't want the Airhead Goddess to make a mistake again, so I explained my wish thoroughly.
"Mm, Isn't that a simple wish! The Earth God said you might ask for a system from famous novels on Earth! Okay, now I will fulfill your wish! Close your eyes for a second!" she replied.
"Wait, so the system from Novels can be done then! Wait..." . Before I can reply, she vanished.
{*Downloading Software*}
{*Download Finished*}
{*Installing the Software*}
{*Installation complete*}
{*Activating Siri*}
Satoshi saw the notifications just like on the iPhone flashing in front of him.
"Wowwwww!" The development overjoyed satoshi. Finally, he's like the main character from the stories or animes.
Hey saw everything turned back to normal.
With an excited expression, he said, "Hey Siri."
Not to his disappointment, a female robotic voice sounded in his ears.
[Hi, How may I help you?]
"This is real, this real!" he started jumped with excitement.
[*I'm sorry! I don't understand*]
Satoshi cleared his throat and said, "Hey Siri, open safari browser."
[Sorry! The browser is not installed! Would want to install the browser?]
"Yes! I do" he replied with an excited face.
[*Installing Browser*]
{*Installation Complete*}
{*Opening Browser*}
"Wow!" In front of his eyes, a large screen popped up with the browser. It was exactly the same as the Safari browser from iPhone.
He tried clicking on the address bar; a virtual keyboard popped up. He quickly typed the kissanime website where he can view animes and movies for free.
[*Website Blocked*]
[*Website Blocked*]
He found a blinking notification with a note under it.
[To Satoshi from the Goddess]
{Since you got a new lease on life, I think you should throw away the stuff that made you useless and use the gift for a better purpose]
[*But still I left an option called Credit System*]
{You can watch anime or manga or even buy stuff from the Earth in exchange for Credit points. Ask Siri for the instructions to earn Credit points}
[This is the Gift I leave you! I hope you enjoy your new life]
He sighed and thought the Goddess was correct. If he stayed cooped up without doing anything but watching animes or manga, then his life would be the same as it was on the Earth. He didn't want to live like that. But since the Goddess left him with a choice, he was happy to follow it.
"Hey, Siri! Tell me about the credit system" he said.
[Credit system]
{Credit system is a method of earning Credit points by getting the gratitude of people around you. The User can unblock sites using the credit points or buy products using the online shopping application. Everything will be delivered within the same day*. For example, one credit points=10 US dollars-- one credit points=1 hour site unblocking--}
{*Delivery Charges applicable }
[Current Credit points = 0]
"Mm, Gratitude right?" Satoshi went into deep thought. He already thinking about a plan to earn the gratitude from villagers.
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While he was busy thinking, two gods stood on a far away realm and watched him.
"So why did you lie to him?" The Earth God asked the Elf goddess.
"Ara, when did I lie to him? I just hide a little thing from him! That's all!" she replied with a smile.
"By the way! Only from the pressure, I can shape him to the person I want him to be!" She replied with a crafty smile unlike she was before Satoshi.