Fiona’s Falling

you meet Shrek at Fiona's funeral, where you fall in love and you convince him to go back to college to pursue his dream to be an artist and he ends up going to the same college as you, and you end up getting married but it turns out Fiona faked her death because she was part of the witness protection program after witnessing a murder by the mafia, but it turns out she also got remarried and you end up swapping spouses but you're never truly happy and end up murdering Fiona to be with Shrek again and live happily ever after, until the mafia gets mad that you stole their kill and sends someone to kill you but Shrek sacrifices himself to save you and you live the rest of your life alone