10 A Day in the Life of Skunk

Designer Joanna Chang may not look like the type to pamper children. But in fact, she does just that to her darling baby garter snake, Skunk.

Skunk is a spoiled child. She gets what she wants, when she wants it. Mice, treats, fish etc. Darling Skunk is also a big foodie like her momma. But again, just like her momma, she never gains weight. But of course Joanna does take care to moderate Skunk's diet so she can live a nice long life.

Skunk likes handsome men A LOT. For example, whenever Joanna's idol big brother comes to visit, Skunk will immediately raise her head and demand to be let out of her enclosure. Once free, she will proceed to follow him around like a tail. Skunk likes to take the treats momma gives her and give them to the handsome men as a sign of good will.

Skunk baby has also inherited Joanna's laziness. She always sleeps right after a meal and never wakes until it's meal time again. But there are always some exceptions, like when hot men come over.

The person Skunk loves most is surprisingly NOT Joanna. It's Joanna's little uncle. Just like Joanna's big brother, her little uncle, who is two years younger than her, is quite the looker. But unlike big brother Chang, her little uncle has a gentle temperament and is adored by all animals. Kind of like Cinderella.

Tsk, what can be said? Good genes run in the family.

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