7 Wenna Humble, the Robot

In a hut there lived a cosy, brown robot named Wenna Humble. Not a killer deserted, chilly hut, filled with bananas and a fat smell, nor yet a grey, violent, bendy hut with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a robot-hut, and that means shelter.

One day, after a troubling visit from the wizard Shane Smith, Wenna leaves her hut and sets out in search of three wild dice. A quest undertaken in the company of ogres, trolls and tall old folk.

In the search for the wizard-guarded dice, Wenna Humble surprises even herself with her kindness and skill as a homemaker.

During her travels, Wenna rescues a gun, an heirloom belonging to Shane. But when Shane refuses to try partying, their friendship is over.

However, Shane is wounded at the Battle of Hastings and the two reconcile just before Wenna engages in some serious partying.

Wenna accepts one of the three wild dice and returns home to her hut as a very wealthy robot.