14 A Sweaty Dog Brandishing a Pair of Super Soakers Ate My Homework

Dear Mr Simpson,

Have I told you lately how much I love your hairy arm pits?

I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my maths homework. As you know, I've always had a very tacky attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.

My twin brother and I were in my pantry enjoying some rancid squashes when a sweaty dog came barging in brandishing a pair of super soakers.

It looked at me with lifeless eyes. I stared at its dirty tongue. When it started juggling, I knew it meant business.

I made a dive for my maths homework but the sweaty dog decided to push my leg and then run off swinging. I was taken aback.

So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the sweaty dog had grabbed my maths homework until much later.

That evening, I was working with my best friend when I suddenly noticed that my maths homework was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in colleague's desk.

Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the sweaty dog had taken my maths homework to feed to its ample best mate.

Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my ample maths homework.

Thanks,

Jane Doe