7 Grand Pa and Grandson

One day, a grandpa was smoking a cigar and his grandson came over and ask if he could try it, the grandpa replied, " Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The grandson said," no."

The grandpa held his cigar and said, " You can't try it then."

Afterwards, the grandpa moved to the couch and started to drinking some beer, seeing this, the grandson came over and sat in his lap, asking if he could take a sip. The grandpa said, " Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The grandson said, " No."

"Then you can't have any." Said the grandpa.

Disappointed, the grandson went on the porch and started to eating some cookies, as he was eating the cookies, the grandpa came outside and ask if he could have some. The grandson ask, " Can you dick touch your asshole?" The grandpa responded yes.

Th grandson look at his cookies and said, " Good, go fuck yourself!"