I didn't deserve this

It all started as a pretty normal day for me I woke up made coffee and a bowl of cereal. I brushed my teeth and made the final touches on my new project.A watch that looked perfectly normal so normal no one would ever look twice at it but it was a super computer named Jarvis.I know I know cliche but it was and is still funny that it was the first AI in the word that had it's own personality and computational abilities. I had recently added a teleportation device to my watch. I was going out to test the device.

As I was walking I saw a young girl looking around like she was lost.so I decided to help her I asked her for her name when the strangest thing happened she replied in a language I have never heard before. so I asked Jarvis to translate and tell me what language she was speaking (leo) yes Jarvis (She is speaking ancient Celtic) and I guess I let my confusion show because she switched languages ( she is now speaking ancient high German ).what the hell and what has she said(she said the same thing in both where am I and when is this)while I'm smarter then most i dont believe I'm the smartest on the planet. but i doubt time travel is possible yet so I assumed she was lost and needed to be home at a certain time so i told her it was 1706 and we were on raven street. then she got very confused I got Jarvis to translate it for me and asked him to add I will take her somewhere where they can help her. so I headed to the closest police station as much as the police and I get along they would find her mom as I was in a rush.as I went to cross the last street I saw a beat up box truck and muttered damn what a piece of junk truck Kun you should be ashamed. And then I heard a very angry sounding honk and saw it hurtling towards me and the girl at speeds that defied logic. I quickly screamed JARVIS HELP (yes leo) and then it was a flash of blue and black.when I could see again all I saw was the sky and the girl very confused as expected and I turned and saw the ground coming fast I probably had 30 seconds to teleport again I was fine until I saw that fucking flash again and the STUPID truck hit me in the back. in my last seconds of consciousness I called for jarvis as i wrapped my self around the young girl hoping she would make it and I woke in a white room I first thought it was a hospital until you came in miss goddess.

hmmm said the lady with light radiating off of her.well first of all call me by isis since you liked Egyptian mythology so much. secondly you shouldn't be dead or in my realm but to answer both for you you must have really pissed of that truck because he broke the rules just to kill you as they cant use tech not used by at least 30% of the population. as for why you are here the young girl was my daughter It seems she snuck off to earth with no knowledge of its current cultures. so the blame partially falls to her. but moooooooooooom if he would have let go of me I would have saved him the little girl interjects. Isis: No but's you broke the rules and you know it. now then young man I have a few things we need to talk about. leo :shoot Isis:why would i shoot you?.Leo: it means go for it but never mind.Isis: oh. well unfortunately I cannot send you back to earth as that is under another gods ruling but i can send you to one of the world's i control some are considered fictional in the world you lived. Leo : such as Isis: well I rule the one punch man universe, the bleach universe , as well as the agami no kill universe and a cultivation universe. now I want you to pick one before I continue and I want you to consider that if you reincarnated into a world it will change the future drastically. Leo: hmmm it's a tough decision between a few but fuck one punch man universe I dont feel like living in that much danger with out a way to gain massive strength I am stuck between bleach and the cultivation universe's.Isis: hm maybe this will help I will give you a certain amount of wishes depending on the universe. Leo: Really how many for those two isis:oh three for bleach and five for the cultivation universe. Leo:well its decided I will take the cultivation universe.

Isis: very well then you get five wishes what do you desire for your survival in that hellis-I mean my favorite universe.Leo: well to start with I would like to have a system that has anything and everything for sale at a reasonable price .secondly I would love a zanpacto that will be able to grow unlimitedly for the third wish I want the zenki boost for th- isis:hold it. I can give u a very weakened version the stronger you get the less effective it will be and the more you use it the weaker its effects will get and the healing will be weaker not just a night of sleep will heal you i don't want to break my own universe Leo:fair enough for the fourth wish I want jarvis back and able to interact with the system or running the system.Isis :done and for your last wish I would suggest you wish to keep your original body adapted to the new world Leo: you can't do that as a favor instead of a wish. Isis: Not for you kid yes or no quickly 5 4 3- Leo: yes fine Isis:good decision now good luck kid POOF.

Isis:that truck is so fucked he killed his kid little goddess: whose kid mom Isis:Scary uncles son with it seems a minor tech deity he came from a more peaceful world that's why he never fully awoke his bloodline but even so you know how we have to re make the room every time scary uncle comes to visit little goddes: yes mama why isis: look under the blankets Little goddess: there's a black out line of his body Isis:yes hes got both parents realms of power I hope I didn't break my universe shit I should probably give him a gift or I'll be in trouble next time HE comes to visit