Chapter Juan

The sun rises in the east. We see a bustling town that is Salt Lake City Utah... We see Mormons praying, people brushing their teeth, and typical fifties husbands leaving for work. But, on a hill on a relatively far away road there lives our shitty MC. They live at home with their parents, contribute nothing to society, and consume media voraciously. Their name is Rodger. Rodger is an overwhelming example of why you should always pay attention in school. This fucker slipped by due to excessive procrastination, a healthy dose of anxiety, and overall laziness. However, as everyone's favorite fanfics do, this motherfucker gets a second chance with a system that is definitely not a fantasy to live out and won't solve all our MCs problems *wink wink*. On this morning in this town, Rodger wakes to...