Shinji and Warhammer 40,000

The Angels have come to destroy all mankind. Humanity, though half-dead in a poisoned Earth, managed to create gigantic machine-gods to fight them. And allowed a crazy, crazy boy to pilot one of them. NO ONE was prepared to handle the sheer level of conspiracy-crashing insanity the boy could bring. In a time when the whole world is on the verge of extinction, the only one who could find the narrow golden path to survival would become the Master of Mankind. Life, love, and giant robot battles! That is a man's romance! Or; Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [Crossover] [Epic] [Long] Updates weekdays M-W-F at 8:00 GMT - Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is (c)Studio Gainax. Warhammer 40,000 is (c)The Games Workshop. All other properties copyright by their respective owners. This is a work of derivative fiction meant for non-profit purposes only.