2 Hilarious Chapter 1 : The Funeral

Three wives in black crying their eyes out at a funeral...

Well this was what actually happened...

There were 3 construction workers, an Englishman, a Scottish man and an Ireland man, who were very close friends.

One this particular job, they had to do some constructions for a hotel. They always had their break eating sandwiches at a balcony.

One day, one of the man, the Englishman said "My wife keeps making me chicken sandwich everyday even though I have told her I am bored of it. I swear, if she makes me the same sandwich tomorrow, I will jump of this balcony."

"Hmm!" the Scottish man nodded in agreement. "My wife too keeps making making tuna sandwich everyday. If I get the same tomorrow, I will too jump off this balcony."

"Hmm!" the Ireland man nodded fiercely in agreement. "Me too! I keep getting ham sandwiches everyday, if it's the same tomorrow, I will jump too."

"Yeah!" said three of the men.

The next day, three of the men jumped out the balcony.

The next day, there was a funeral for the three men. Their wives were really sad, crying their eyes out.

The Ireland's man's wife said in a quivering voice while crying "I don't understand, he made his own sandwiches everyday."