1 Reincarnation

Sitting atop a mountain, a young looking man pondered on its existence. What was left for him to do? The only thing he had left was his appearance.

He decided to do what was most reasonable.

Jump.

As he was falling to his inevitable doom, a figure started slowly approaching him.

"Sad life, eh? Why did you jump? You have such a cute face. What a waste."

He looked at the figure, speechless at first. When he touched the ground, what he thought would happen, didn't. He instead kept falling.

As the young man got used to the fall, he casually asked, "Who are you supposed to be?"

"I'm the god in charge of the reincarnation department. I'm here to offer you a new life in another world."

"Can I refuse? You know, I kind of committed suicide just a few minutes ago. It's not like I want to go back."

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"Nope."

"Can I at least get something in return?"

The god picked up a phone from his pocket and called someone.

"Hello, System department? Yeah, another stupid cunt died and won't reincarnate without a prize."

"He wants a prize for dying?"

"Yeah, I know, it's stupid. But I need to achieve my quota for the month. The boss has been a pain in the ass lately."

After a solid minute, he got back, "Alright, I've got this shitty leftover system, it'll reward its owner for having sex. It didn't work with anyone, so the demand is quite low."

"Sounds about right, this guy is not even going to use it."

WOOSH

Xing Song appeared on a grassy meadow. The body he was in seemed strange, while his face was the same, his body was way stronger.

A worried woman was by his side, "What happened Xing? You stood there for a solid five minutes without moving. Is this that cultivation thing you were trying?"

He looked at her face, she was lovely. She had bright blue eyes, pale skin, and long blonde hair. At that moment a voice spoke on his mind, it felt like it was his own imagination.

"New Mission: You just arrived in a new world, your host died while trying to cultivate for the first time with no success. Get used to your new body."

'That can only mean one thing...'

He jumped on the woman and tried kissing her lips, "Hehehe, it seems that cultivation worked out, didn't it love?"

Xing didn't respond, he kept kissing her. Things started escalating quickly, and soon they were both naked.

"You can put it in."

Xing thrust, and with each thrust, he heard "One SP obtained." He kept getting them until another message appeared, "Daily limit of SP reached."

He experimented countless positions from his previous world, and each one made her moan even further.

Soon enough a notification appeared on his mind, "Quest Completed! Obtained 100 SP." Xing decided to understand this system better later.