5 Reawakened

"What the fuck, argh why does my head hurts so much? Why is morning already?" I was asking myself in confusion and slight headache

[Boy why do you talk to yourself so much? Are you that lonely? How pathetic, you have so many beauties near you, yet you are here alone speaking to yourself]

"Who is dumb now you mother fucker? You want me to talk to others about my system?" I refuted the voice I hadn't heard in nearly a year. Hell, how long have I waited for him to say something dumb to call him out like he did when we first meet.

[...uhum] he coughed then continued

[Well I guess you became a little bit smarter. As for mother fucker we both know who that is *ach.you* *ach.you* *ach.you fucked your mother*, sorry I'm had to sneeze]

"..."

[Jokes aside you did very well boy, so how was the trial period?]

"Thanks, I guess" I said slightly proud and embarrassed then I asked "What is the trial period"

[Trial period is the time the host takes to upgrade the system for the first time, it is the only time I can't be present to help him. It is to see how the host manages himself with the opportunity he is given, if the host isn't up to the mark the system would have cut the connection with him]

"What are the requirements to pass the trial," I asked slightly nervous

[Its something simple, the host must be able to afford the system upgrade within 2 years after getting it]

"Why? Doesn't it say that the system will auto-upgrade every 5 years?"

[That's the test my dumb master, haiii… Let me explain to you with words even a toddler as you can understand, if the host doesn't get the necessary sp with all the things the system offers him within 2 years that mean he is a brainless person who doesn't know the value of what he is given, thus making him undeserving of this magnificent system]

"... I guess it is a fair condition however, even with all the things in the shop it is quite difficult for a toddler to gain that much sp without luck and beneficial conditions as I had. don't you think so?"

[Of course, it is. Usually, people get their special ability when they turn 15, except for some cases where people get it earlier than expected when they meet certain conditions for certain abilities, as for this system, no one is so perverted as you when they don't even know how to walk to be able to get me. All my previous masters got me when they were 15]

"Ahem…" I dry coughed embarrassedly for meeting the condition

[No need to be shy, you should be proud of having such a great ability]

"By the way, how many people got to use this system before me?"

[There were quite a few however you are the third person to pass the trial, the rest don't deserve me even remembering their names]

"And what happened to the 2 people who passed the trial"

[...] He was silent for a few seconds before he responded in a sad voice [Let's not talk about people who don't exist anymore and plan what are we doing in the future]

"Y-yeah" I didn't force him to talk about it

[Wait, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!] suddenly he shouted out of nowhere

"What happened??" I asked startled

[How are you so fcking lucky!!!! Did you save your whole planet in your past life or what?]

"Can you tell me why are you acting like this?" I asked confused about the situation

[Let me show you something]

[System upgrade requirements:

Version 2: 1,250,000 sp

Version 3: 2,500,000 sp

Version 4: 7,500,000 sp

Version 5: 30,000,000 sp

Version 6: 150,000,000 sp

Version 7: 900,000,000 sp

Version 8: 6,300,000,000 sp

Version 9: 50,400,000,000 sp

Version X: 453,600,000,000 sp]

"WHAT THE FCKKK!!!!! WHAT ARE THOSE FCKINGG NUMBERS!!!!?? Are you sure that there aren't some extra 0's in the last upgrades?" I was shocked beyond death seeing the required sp for the final upgrade then suddenly I realized something "Wait that means…"

[Now you get the value of your rewards?? when I saw the mission "Upgrade system" I thought you were very unlucky to get that mission so early on when the value of this reward would have been tremendous if you had got it much later but now with the new mission you have… It's just unbelievable]

"I can get to level 6 right now if I want to hahaha..." I laughed like a madman from my sudden realization

[But don't do it, please]

"Why not?"

[Really?]

"Nah just kidding hahaha, I'll use the tokens for the last 2 upgrades" I teased him a bit

[Look at this, the cub has learnt to tease the elder, not bad. However, it isn't necessary to use the tokens for the last 2 upgrades. You should use it for the 7th and 8th upgrade]

"You want me to use sp for the last 2!!!!? Have you gone insane!!!?"

[And the dumbness caught up again, I'll only say 2 words "AUTO UPGRADE"]

"..." I was just shut

[I would suggest you get me to the 5th version before you turn 5 years old, with your current speed with some useful abilities it should be possible]

"I was thinking of getting 'Mana sense', 'Space-Time magic' and 'Sage Ashura' abilities for my new abilities. What do you think?"

[What is your biggest problem right now?]

"... My age?" I responded not too convinced after thinking for a while

[Wrong. Age is just a number, what is really important is how developed one's brain is, and even though I don't wanna admit it, your brain isn't of an infant of 1 year old but of an adult, so I'll ask again what is your biggest problem right now?]

"...My body" I responded without any hesitation

[Ding, ding. Correct, what is really holding you down is your size, you can't do anything as to how you are right now. Although your ability choices would have been excellent if you had gotten the system at the age of 15 but it wouldn't be of much help to you right now]

"What do you suggest then?"

[The optimal choice in my opinion would be 'Mana Sense', 'Clone' from your initial choices, and the third ability, which is the most important one for you right now and it can help a lot in the future is 'Body Modification']

[Body Modification: The user's body changes to the one he is thinking of, it includes face, height, weight, muscle, bone structure, race, skin, age, etc. It cost 1000 mp for every hour]

"Hell yeahhh. Finally, I can fckk in an adult body, give me the 'Body Modification' ability right now" I asked overly enthusiastic

[You have acquired the ability 'Body Modification']

"Should I upgrade the system right away?" I asked as I didn't want to as my head still ached from the last upgrade

[No need, I guess you have realized that you would be unconscious for 5 hours during the upgrade]

"...Y-yeah haha..ha" I said but I had no idea at all I thought it was just the first time but obviously I wouldn't admit it.

"Let's try out our new ability"

*Tock* *tock* *tock*

As I was about to change my form someone knocked on the door and I delayed my transformation for a later time. Time to be an infant again.