1 No Cliche Here

Well I am dead. At least I assume I am dead due to the fact that there is nothing around me but darkness, I don't seem to have a body, and there are two glowing people in front of me claiming to be Gods. You know I ain't to mad about dying I am mad about how I died. Let me fill you in.

First off I am an orphan. I was brought up by this nice elderly couple who ran a large publishing firm. They taught me many things about business, how to spot talent, along with a few other things. I loved living with them because I could always see my favorite novels, books, and manga as before it even got put on the shelves!

When I turned 17 the couple that raised me passed away, don't worry it was a natural and peaceful death just they were too old. In their will they left me a majority of shares making me the CEO. Sadly some people didn't like that so in the background I was plotted against and back stabbed til I was left with absolutely nothing.

This would normally be where I should fall into despair but instead of doing that I made a separate company from the ground up and developed it into the number one publishing company in the entire country within ten years. I dedicated my life to the company to honor my family since what they left behind was taken over by leeches almost as soon as they passed away.

I still loved reading. I could of course read very fast along with my eidetic memory I never forgot anything I had read. It was this day that a new shipment of my favorite manga One Piece was going to arrive at the firm. I was very excited about it so excited I didn't pay attention when crossing the street where a large truck came barreling down at me. In that second I saw my life flash before my eyes.

But I had a good reflex and jumped forward so the truck didn't manage to hit me "Hahaha I'm alive! Whew that would have been a horrible cliche" After all in a lot of novels the MC dies by being hit by a truck. I get up brushing my suit before walking towards my firm. I only managed to get a few feet when a flower pot smashed on my head killing me. I got killed by a d*mn flower pot!

[{Are you done recounting your life?}] "Uh yea sorry about that" [{Oh it is normal. Anyway as we were saying we are JanIst}] They talk at the same time oddly enough. [I am Jan] says the female on the left. {And I am Ist} [{We are the Gods of Contradictions. Light and Darkness, Life and Death, Fire and Ice.}] I nod my head. Understanding it since I had read a lot of fantasy I knew about everything having an opposite.

[{We have brought you here because you now have a Blank Fate. You see you had a Destined Fate but you changed it.}] "How did I change my fate?" [{It was after your family died those people you refer to as Leeches took over leaving you with almost nothing. You were fated to give into despair and commit suicide. I am sure you know how you changed it}] I was supposed to die then?! [{Yes}] "Oui don't go reading my mind!" [{Sorry. Habits.}]

[Anyway since you have a Blank Fate we took interest in you. We are letting you reincarnate into a world of-] "One piece" Jan blinks [I wasn't done talking you know. But fine One piece it is] {You really shouldn't interrupt people you know.} Ist says while patting Jan's head. She seemed a bit down now "S-sorry. Cough um anyway will I be getting a gift of some sort when I get there?" [Hmph yes you get a gift rude person] Oh seems I made her mad at me [Yes you did hmph] Gulp {Anyway we will send you there now. Goodbye Changer of Fate} With that everything faded to black once more.

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When I opened my eyes I find that i can't move. I am wrapped in a blanket and everything looks huge to me. 'Oh great! I was really reincarnated as a baby?!' I think about it for a bit while trying to look around 'And abandoned by the looks of things... s***'

|DING! Congratulations on reincarnating successfully! Time for your gifts! *Do do do* Host has received the Void Void Fruit and the Mujun Bloodline Lineage! Congratulations!| I felt some kind of warmth enter into my small body |Well bye bye!| 'Wait explain to me my gifts!' |Oh silly me I forgot. Ok the Void Void fruit gives you Void powers and the Mujun Bloodline Lineage allows you to fuse things. Okay by| 'HEY THAT DOESN'T TELL ME JACK S*** YOU SONOFA*****' I curse a lot but all that comes out my mouth is cries which seem to attract the attention of someone.

A person in a mask, gloves, and a long scientist jacket walks over and looks down at me. He just kinda stares at me for a bit before picking me up and leaving 'The hell?! I know I have been abandoned but did he seriously just pick me up and take me without even looking around?!'

I try to cry out some more but no one pays attention to me. Soon we arrive at my kidnappers ship. I see a man with an odd hair cut, scar on his cheek, and a large battle axe on his back standing on the ship "Dr. Vegapunk why did you leave without me?" 'Dr. Vegapunk?! S*** s*** s*** I'm going to be experimental material! "Also why did you return with a baby?"

"Found it in the street. Took it" The man with the axe facepalms "That isn't really how you do this..." The doctor tilted his head "But it was all alone in a basket." The man who I now assume is a younger version of Sentomaru sighs "Well whatever. Are you ready to leave?" 'Wait you aren't going to ask what he is going to do with me?! D*** MARINES!!' "Ah find me someone who knows about babies and hire them before we set off" Sentomaru orders some young marines to go out and put out the request.

Soon enough they bring back an old woman who took the job. Some of the marines even came back with baby stuff like bottles, formula, blanket and etc. 'Oh these ones are considerate at least' From what I hear the woman took the job because all her family already set out on their own so she was lonely, besides she didn't have many years left. She wanted all her payments to be sent to her grandson. AFter signing the contract we set off. 'NOOO SOMEONE SAVE ME! D*mn you Jan! You did this on purpose!!!'