WARNING!

Ok just another warning going to give you three so if you read ahead and then say you weren't expecting something like "Ugh he got together with a guy?! That is disgusting!" well it is your own fault.

So here are some things to expect

1 this is just a comedy/harem you know what let's say Parody of my first ever fanfic/novel Separated Sands: Reincarnated in Naruto

2 Bi sexual protagonist so he will be getting with GIRLS AND GUYS.

3 fourth wall breaks aplenty. MC may even shout out to the comments sometimes

4 Over powered protagonist

5 Life can give you lemons but this novel is going to chuck Lemon at you like snowballs

6 There may be wincest or even twincest! Gaara x Twin sounds interesting

7 The MC doesn't give a f*ck except to those in his harem if you know what I mean ;)

8 THE VIEWS AND ACTIONS OF THE MC IN THIS PARODY DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE PERSONAL CHARACTER OF THE ACTUAL AUTHOR!! Like irl I definitely wouldn't kill anyone, I'm a pacifist, or make a harem (not good looking enough lol)

9 Uh... I may add something more to this list later. I can't think of anything else right now but hey I told you what to expect so try not to give too many negative reviews if you see something you don't like.

10 RISK OF SPOILERS TO THE ACTUAL FANFIC. Take caution!

(AGAIN 18+ WARNING!)