Coercing The Hokage

When the darkness finally recedes I find myself on a futon around me are a lot of sleeping children "... crap. I shoulda asked them to make me start out older." I shake my hand getting up to go to the bathroom I check myself in the mirror but the smell is just terrible in here so I move out quickly

You know when you read or watch something like an anime or a novel and you think 'Wow I wish I could go there' well I am here to tell you IT FRICKEN SUCKS! Everything is too... real. The scent of the bathroom here, the dirty floors, oh my god! *I jump back* I just saw a bedbug!! Ew ew ew ew! "Marix?" I turn my head to see the main character of the original series "Naruto?" He is shocked "You can talk?!" Oh yea this happened in the my work didn't it. "Uh yea naruto I can talk" I pat his head.

A big bulky kid gets up "Hey what are you two demons doing? Oh I get it you are trying to summon more monsters. Well I won't let you" Oh great it is this kid. I Use my kekkei genkei coating my fist in metal I step forward and slam my fist straight into the bullies stomach sending him to his knees he throws up on the floor "I don't like getting attacked" other children wake up from the disturbance and began to scream. The caretaker comes in and sees the bully on the floor and points at me after seeing my hand covered in metal "Y-you DEMON!"

Now I don't know about anyone else but someone screaming at me while telling me I am a demon kinda ticks me off. "Metal Release: Demon Spiders Cage" Strings on metal emerge from my hand and wrap around the caretaker. squeezing her tightly and pulling her down to the floor where her head hit the cold wood. You know I don't feel sorry for this because I wrote the story. I know how abusive she was to this body and Naruto.

I need to make this quick. Going to the caretaker lady I grab her neck. The metal on my hand makes it like a beast claw so the nails dig into her flesh. Some men in mask arrive "What is... RELEASE HER" They yell at me but I just squeeze the woman harder "I don't like being threatened. Right now this woman is my hostage. I demand to see the Hokage!" I growl my eyes beginning to sprout the needle like edges on the four sides. The men look at each other "Don't try anything. I have sent a sliver of my Unique ability into her body if you try anything she will die regardless" It was both a bluff and not a bluff. I indeed had the power to do this.

"Fine we will take you to Lord Hokage just release" I tut "No no she is mine. I know how people like you work." The metallic threads wrap around my arm fusing with the claw "Carry both me and her there" They can only reluctantly agree. I turn to Naruto giving him a kind smile "Naruto grab anything you want to take with you. We are leaving here tonight." He only nods a bit.

Soon I arrive at the Hokages place where he is already up "What is going on boy?" I look at the old man "You know old man for how much the Yellow Flash and Kushina sacrificed for this village no one really seemed to care about their son" The hokage is shocked then signals the others to leave. "How do you know?" I smile "I wonder..." I keep it vague. "I think my bloodline awakened. When I touched him tonight I saw what occurred at his birth. You know Naruto is supposed to be a hero right? So why is it he was thrown into an orphanage and mistreated by everyone"

"You are Marix right? That boy sent here to be a 'political hostage'. WHy don't you tell me what kind of mistreatment has been shown to naruto" I chuckle "Yea politic hostage just a fancy name for abandoned. Fine since your team seems completely useless" I throw the woman wrapped up like a worm before his desk "This woman beats me and naruto over any thing she can find, she gives us the worst of the food and that is only when she actually does feed us, she let's the other kids torment us only saying 'It builds character' when naruto gets anything good sent to him she instead gives it to the other children telling him that 'demons don't deserve gifts' along with a few other things but I think I made my point" the caretaker is knocked out so she doesn't hear any of this or else she would panic

The hokage leans back in his chair "I don't think you would tell me all this for no reason. What do you want Marix?" I smirk "Quick and too the point. I want a residence for me and naruto, I want us both to get at least 1000 Ryo a week for allowance, that doesn't mean 500 for both of us no, 1000 each. All our food expenses will be covered by you and... I want to join the Anbu" The hokage shakes his head "The rest is easy but the last one will be very difficult. You aren't a konoha ninja" I laugh "Yea I am not a konoha ninja sure. I certainly ain't a Sand village ninja! Those old bastards wanted me dead! I will promise you this then I will do my best to help the village here so long as no one crosses my bottom line. That means you should make sure Danzo doesn't do anything stupid" He considers it "Besides the anbu all wear mask. No one would even know I am the orphan dumped here by the sand"

He sighs "Fine. You can use my residence I'm hardly there anyway. Take it as my gift to make it up to you and Naruto for the oversight in my attention" 'Yea more like none of you cared. No I take that back The third did care, I made him care, he was just given false information. Doesn't mean I am going to spare the others though... "And what of this woman" I point to the lady "She will be put in prison for neglect of the orphans under her care and a new caretaker will take her place" I nod "Fine send someone to pick up naruto so we can go to our new home"

Why do I need to join the anbu some might be wondering. Wll it is simple before I came here I was a pacifist. So to get over that mentality as quick as possible joining an assassination squad is the best way as I will have to kill and that should break my 'morality'. It is a necessity to survive her pacifist won't last long after all I said it before 'The shinobi world is a dark and cruel place'