1 Chapter 1: codename little boy

Hello i'm muki rue my brother is being turned into a hat but first as you can't see because this is a novel well as i get back to talking he's going to be stabbed then die then be turned into ash by having all the moisture of corpse sweat out and then when that's done his ashes are going soaked into my grade school hat then my hat going to be be going in the drier oh shit wait just one second...…...ah that was more like 12 when you look at it i kind of forgot i was born in the 1940s hmm how dumb of me haha i forgot my own time period okay lets just get back to it shall we okay as you may not know my dad is a cobbler actually i guess you could say ex cobbler in his terms now sucks doesn't it well that's what you get for killing dozens of children you wanna know how he got caught well that's a story for another day…...tehe i'm just fucking with you what happened was and this is funny he got caught while he was town to do his own grocery shopping he forgot that there was a little kids arm in his bag and then there he instantly got caught dumb right well that's my dad i guess we're all idiots in some way or the other as my dad once said the man who makes mistake has drive but the man who.. Aw shit cant even remember my own dads quote skip 5 years later i'm already poor can't even afford a fucking sandwich although i'm still cute as fuck so i get by.

Narrator done

(huh what's that sound...ah whatever it's probably nothing) he said nonchalantly while eating his food as he kept eating eating he heard that noise again but it got louder and louder until he put away his food in his clothe so it wouldn't get dirty then he slowly moved outside to see what was happening he heard a curious sound from the sky he saw something in the shape of a bomb heading toward his face.

Chapter 1: codename little boy

Muki: shit my head hurts

As he said that he slowly opened his eyes and saw a empty dark space

Muki: What the hell is that my hand

He said with a with a agitated voice then he tried to fastly get his hand but his body was feeling frail and still a bit dazed and while walking he grew closer to the hand and as he reached out

Muki: its stuck what the hell is happening

He screamed Mist : your in hell and that's a pretty common misconception so don't worry about it plus everyone thinks we're in actual hell but were not were in hell's briefing room and don't oh and do not worry your

Muki: just shut up tell me whats happening

He said in a angry tone

mist : someone's sensitive

He said in a easy going tone while picking his nose

muki: Hey don't flick that at me

Mist:fine. Here's your document you wrote. well technically you're hand wrote it if i'm being precise about it

He said while handing it to him happily. Then he read it.

Muki: ...

mist: I know it's pretty short well you were a kid when you died

Muki: …..

Mist: why are you so speechless it's just a synopsis of your life leading up until now

Nonchalantly Saying it like it was just a regular thing that happens

Mist: Oh and here's your hand

The hand fastly goes back to to his wrist. Then he said

muki:Thank you

Mist: (lip let go) puhaha sorry just couldn't hold it. I was just kidding about the hand it's a fake

Muki: what the hell

He said with a annoyed tone

Mist: but in all seriousness heres your actual hand and i'm not lying this time okay

Muki: okay

Mist you are going to be reincarnated in another world and in that world there will be a lot

Of people an and or strong ability so to combat that you will also need a ability and race

So i have devised a where your abilities will be randomly selected

Muki: why mist

Mist: well it's mostly and a lot because i'm a god and a god has to be unbiased and well as you have seen i'm not very good at being like that to a lot of things so let's get on with game shall we. okay now now push the button before you muki

Muki: okay

He says unsurely while pushing the button

Mist: okay now the 12 secs have begun .. 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ability

Sequencer

Muki: what's that

Mist: can't tell you

He said in a playful manner

Mist: but what i can tell you is that you can't tell anyone that you were reincarnated

Mist: bye

He says as the boy starts fading

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