1 The door

Deep down in the New York sewer system

"Man, I don't know why the hell I am following you into this shit hole, you're surely getting delusional"

- "Should up bitch~, let's discover what mysteries the government hides from the common people, down here"

"What they hide... A couple of wild Jews maybe~"

- "What~!?" 

"I mean, what are we even searching for? are you going mad after seeing some random guys drinking radioactive water in Chornobyl?"

- "No. you don't understand" Shortly after he said mysteriously "In the depths of the urban labyrinth, whispers emerge from the concealed abyss beneath the city streets. Strange echoes dance through the subterranean passages, defying the logic of mundane explanations..."

"Too much anime ma~" he was interrupted

-"~Some claim it's the haunting melody of forgotten spirits, while others suspect an enigmatic force lurking in the shadows"

"Was that the synopsis of a game or what?"

- "You don't understand, but soon you will get awake. MY DEAR FRIEND"

"Why getting suddenly dramatic..."

* They continue walking, after 15 minutes:

"Why are you that confident, we'll find something?"

- "You know New York is a city with a lot of history behind its back, and a lot of crazy people also habits it, so..."

*HAAAAAAAAA!! scrEEEE!!!!!! a random noise was heard in the previous silence tunnel and it scared the shit out of both guys

""WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"" both exclaim whispering, while they see each other

"Let's get out of here, NOW DUDE!"

- "NO, WE CAN'T!!"

"Didn't you hear it? this little exploration is getting creepy, you know" he whispered annoyingly

- "Don't get sissy, dude! Think, we are in a tunnel, of course, the sound travels further away than up in the surface, so~ let's continue walking" he whispered back

"hey~!!"

- "Even if you want to return by yourself, remember we only have one lamp and map" He exclaimed smugly

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! If shit hits the fan I won't care about leaving you behind, SO BE CAREFUL, YOU IDIOT"

- "Nice! Let's go" his curiosity kills every logical reasoning in his mind

* They walk another 50 minutes through the dirty and tight corridors of the sewerage, only finding rats and floating shit in their way. When they were about to give up, they finally found something a tiny door on the side of the tunnel, clearly this was used by the workers to monitor the shitty waters or at least they thought so...

- "Let's open it" he happily said

"Ok, but this will be the last place to explore before we leave, I am dead tired". he said

* They open it, only to find out something out of place there

"Why is this here!?" both questioned simultaneously

- "Why is it an office here? I mean there are no other doors, so to get down here you can only come from everywhere in the tunnels"

"I don't know, but this is surely suspicious"

*They started to carefully walk closer to the old-looking desk sitting in the middle of the room, and when they got close enough one of them decided to open one of the desk's drawers, but...

- "HAAaAaaaAaaAAAAA!!!!!" The little conspiratorial pig screamed his longs out

"WH~ what happened!!!" The normal dude exclaimed worried and also scared

- "I touched a dead fat ass RAT!!!"

"Fuck off, I thought something terrible happened to you"

- "It happened, I touched the soft and sticky organs of a F.U.C.K.I.N.G RAT, Argggh!!!!"

"I don't mind, have you found something?" He later asks

- "HEY!!!, AT LEAST GIVE ME A CRAPPY NAPKIN"

"You found something!?" he asks again

- "Don't ignore me, and no I didn't find anything"

"This is so weird, how came to exists this office down here, I mean could this be a bunker or so?" He asks himself and later asks "What about the other drawers?"

- "They all have their bottom broken" he said after getting up again and adding "Let's get out of here I want to eat pizza"

- "Don't you wanna continue looking for that noise, we heard?"

- "I don't care anymore, I smell like a damn rat. I wanna get a shower now"

"HAHAHAHA" he laughed historically and said, "Finally let's get out of here!!!!"

- "Don't laugh at me!!! I won't ask you to come with me again, dude, what a bastard"

"HAHAHAHHAH" he Olympically ignored it and proceeded to get out as fast as possible

* This little adventure finished and they returned to their boring daily life... at least that's what normally would happen...