8 I'm not even a snack! 8

A laugh escaped me.

I am enveloped in total disbelief, ah; I thought I, Wu Jie Tyna have become smart. I am smart, right?

Wah!

I mean my inner thoughts and spoken thoughts are two different things.

Right?!

Right?!

I mean this is a joke, right?

Around me is chaos, and the boat is about to sink. 

Here I am probably an ant among giants, was staring up at the sky feeling the tiny shocks zig-zagging through my body from the system and the roaring of my ears.

I sighed, it seems that no matter what, I will never be strong enough.

This world is simply totally one hundred percent.

Bulls***!

Do I really need..?

I couldn't finish. I am being dragged away and taken away. As my surroundings changed from his rapid movement I saw the sky for a moment and then the water getting rather close.

When my body touched the water I could not help but struggle a little, right? 

I shouted. The despair was a bit much, but how else can I express myself?

"Not the water! Not the water!" I tried to free myself as the water covered my head, screaming, reaching out with a hand.

I hoped with everything within me that someone would save me from this watery death.

This creature is dragging me down. When my face was covered, I could not help but to freeze. 

The images of my drowning appear, something touched me, and I remember when the sharks had attacked. 

So I will die like my past life, huh? 

Sigh, I had finally gotten a harem I wanted to live and see how this works, heh... The ant queen is useless, the four-armed monkey is useless. 

Ah, this is a sad tale right now. 

No way!

I can't allow this crap to happen!

I need to fight back!

I need to-

wah, something brushed me.

I kicked with all my strength... ah a bit too much ah~

I flew through the water, sinking deeper.

what the hell! 

Why would I sink? Why didn't my kick allow me to fly up and even high into the damn sky?!

There, my lame arse self is falling deep in the water with the system trying to calm me down.

I wondered where are my mates?

can someone save me?

I sank deeper and deep into the water, suddenly feeling something dangerous approach and then I felt like I was about to be eaten, but then I felt the water become rough and I was tossed around.

*freak out mode*

Something slimy wrapped around my legs. I felt my entire person being dragged down; I kicked, but something else grabbed hold of me.

I stiffened. 

My eyes grew wide. 

By all. That is holy and the great creator. 

Wah!!! 

I can't anymore. 

As if reading my mind, the system spoke up once more. 

(Host, please do not-)

'I hate water. I died in the water, and now I am being dragged down. Do you think I wish to die? What else wishes to eat me now?' 

(Host, if you die, this system will no longer have a reason to exist. Therefore, this system will try its best to keep host alive.)

' I want my restraints released.'

(Host-)

'So, it is not even poss-' 

The thing dragged me down, wrapped around my entire body and mother*&#@!

I saw a damn well fish that was hideous as hell. 

A damn fish! 

Big mouth, bulging eyes. 

Slimy body with... Eh... E-electricity?! 

What the fickety?! 

With all my might I struggled to escape but my ribs—my bones! 

It was squeezing the life from me. 

For a moment I felt as though I was despairing. 

Look how tiny I am to the monstrosity. I'm not even a snack, not even an appetizer! 

I am... Wait, what am I to this thing? 

As I drew closer, I used my strength and everything I possibly could, but alas I am still too weak. 

I can't believe I'll die a virgin again. 

I should have gotten laid! 

I should have damn well pushed down one of my pre-mated mates and ravishing him until I twitch like I've been electrocuted. 

Becoming up close and personal with the fish, which had disgusting tentacles and a face exactly like an angler fish, I just couldn't help but laugh. 

This bulging-eyed disgusting thing really will eat me. 

Swallowed alive to be digested by either stomach juice, whatever it ate before or die from starvation. 

I dunno which one, but I really, really am like everyone else and don't want to die. 

The ugly thing shoved me in its mouth. I tumbled down. 

My right eye twitched. I felt as though something inside of me exploded. 

Then I trembled, in fact, I started twitching, my entire body became hot and then cold. 

As if far away the system continued announcing warnings and limitations… I really didn't give two hoots anyway because I am presently in cuckoo bird land; 'kray- 'kray. 

Code: I could no longer hear it. 

Who the hell wants to hear bulls#@& like: 

'host please stay calm,' 

'host this is for your own good.'

'host initiating shocks,' 

And all that crap! It does not help me, I've been eaten like for the fourth or fifth time now damn it! 

I now have a true timer on my remaining life! 

No way, no fuc%@£& way am I going to give in! 

I have goals, damn it! 

GOALS! 

But I have been eaten. I squatted and hugged my knees and began mumbling. 

"Human?" 

'Even if I try to Stab my way out how much did I have to do?' 

'That thing was massive!'

"Human," 

'I need to change my clothing too.'

I looked at my wrist band and quickly pulled out a suit I had carefully made for this time. I even had extras for my men. 

Stripping, I tossed the clothing aside and pulled on the suit, when I finally heard the grandpa voice.

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