1 Chapter 1

'Where the (beep) am I?'

This was the first thing that went through Silvia's mind as she woke up. She was in a lavish room that was pretty much empty other than the golden decorations on the wall. She tried to sit up but couldn't do anything except wave around her arms and legs.

'The (beep) is this! Why the (beep) can't I sit up! Why the (beep) does my body feel so heavy!'

She tried to call out to someone but when she tried the only word that came out of her mouth was

"Bwah!"

She tried again.

"Wah! Bah! Ah!"

Silvia:...THE (BEEP)!!!

She looked at her chubby arms and felt her chubby tummy. And then she silently closed her eyes accepting her fate.....LIKE HELL!!!

'Why the (beep) did I become a baby!(beep)! Is this some kind of joke! Does the (beep) that's messing with me know who the (beep) I am! I'm the strongest magician in the world you (beep)! I was just about to kick that (beep) nemesis of mine's (beep) and here I am! If this has anything to do with that (beep) goddess that came out of (beep) knows where then woman I'm going to (beep) you with a (beep) and (beep) it up your (beep)!!'

Silvia cursed in her mind flaying her arms and legs as she gritted her.... toothless honey gums....wu~*

*crying sounds

Thinking about her misfortune somehow made baby Silvia cry even though she didn't want to.

"Wah....."

{Don't cry comrade next door}

Silvia immediately shut up, surprised.

'A voice in my head...Its definitely not my inner voice it sounds too ugly'

A certain voice:"..." Your voice is ugly!Your whole family's voice is ugly!!

'Its definitely magic then!!'

{Hey there comrade you like me? By which I mean suddenly became a baby}

Silvia transmitted her voice into the the other person's mind and waited for a reply.

{...May I please know your name if you don't mind...}

Silvia who heard this:'ha! Must be a fan who recognised my voice. I'm so famous Aa~'

{My name is Silvia, the strongest magician in the entire universe hoho~ Go ahead, Praise me}

{...Who in there right mind would want to praise you, a magician whose scared of cats}

Silvia's brain almost immediately shut down.

'how does this comrade know my only weakness!Even my mother didn't know because of my amazing acting! Only that (beep) knew about it!...Don't tell me...this comrade is actually....'

{YOU (BEEP)!!!}

'Which (beep) god did I offend to actually meet her in this kind of situation Ah!!'

{Celestia you crazy (beep)!! Don't think I can't kick your (beep) just cause I'm like this!!}

{...You are free to try}

toothless chubby baby Silvia:"..."

{...Calmed down?}

Celestia asked.

{...Somewhat}

'At least the (beep) is currently stuck like me too...and a baby's life is pretty leisurely especially in a rich family like this...'

Silvia laughed in her heart, arrogantly.

Suddenly there was a sound of a door opening and followed by a voice.

"Princess Silvia its time to change your diapers"

Silvia:"..."

Celestia:"...pfft!"