newbie level
Back after a long time, my skill has become rusty, my hand has become a weapon of violence, just as fate has intended.
My fists crave for blood but I used it for writing stupid fanfiction online!
Sam! You can't stop me!
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(Chaldea's side)
"Just... seriously?" The female Ritsuka facepalmed herself as she turn away in shame.
"Onee-sama, please listen! It's not what I meant to do!" the younger Ritsuka tried to explain himself but he failed.
"As the world is falling apart, the only thing you could think about is doing lewd stuff. The only one who is with me now is you Jack-chan!" Gudako runs away as she carries Jack who is just summoned and hasn't been able to digest anything just yet but the energic girl follows her mommy's play anyway.
"Mommy, why are we running in the opposite direction? Isn't second and third mommy over there? And milk mommy too." Jack asked innocently which hurt Gudako's feelings even more.
"I hate you and your stupid harem!" Gudako yelled and her figure disappeared into the distance.
"Senpai! Please be careful, the zombies are everywhere so please wait for me!" Mash said as she chase after Gudako, leaving the male master with his milf berserker.
... Gudao look at his kouhai running in the distance then back at Raiko who is sinking his head into her breasts. To be honest, he wants to chase after his sister right now but this heavenly feeling is consuming him... No, he must not fall for that 'plot' again!
"Raiko-san, can you at least eliminate the horde of zombies and demons coming right at us before doing this?"
The berserker milf ponder for a bit then let her master go "Mn, fine then, don't run around while I deal with those demons, okay?"
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(Cain's team side)
*BAM* (Cain rage quit the 5th time in a day)
"GAH! I will never play Mario Cart anymore! NEVER! Why the hell are your Sharingan's so overpowered!? I have the same eyes as you and it's an upgraded version! HOW!?" Cain roared as he yeet the controller to the sky.
"Hm! It's because you were never an Uchiha, to begin with, and only a true Uchiha could use the Sharingan to its fullest!" Madara laughed as he finished in 1st place again.
While Cain is raging like a noob, Jack pulled his hand and successfully takes Cain's attention, "papa, I feel uncomfortable, it's like my spirit origin has been split into two or something, it's very strange."
"Hm? Can you clarify that, Jack?" Cain asked nervously, thinking that he may have messed up something when creating Jack.
Jack thinks for a bit then reply, "it feels like I'm at two places at one papa, it doesn't hurt but it's bizarre... what happened to me, papa?" Now that gives Cain a general idea of what is happening.
'Ah shit, so the Chaldea in this universe has summoned Jack already? And it's a fucking coincidence that Jack has been summoned to this so-called singularity, is Romani even dead yet?'
'Probably not, Mash's shield is still that old one and she shouldn't have that... gun-shield now. What is that overpowered crap again? Paradox destroyer? paradox bruh? Man, I shouldn't skip through all that dialogue and focus on the cool animation.' Cain raised an eyebrow and shifted his focus back on Jack.
(He is in the start of 1.5 if you haven't noticed yet)
"Papa, I can feel the... other me coming closer, what should we do?" Cain think for a single second then decided to go the good old way to deal with stuff.
"Well Jack comes with me, I'm going to teach you how to solve every problem with violence." As his fellow brother has taught him, violence is THE solution to everything.
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{Back with the 2 harem protagonist}
"EMIYA-san, can you see anything other than demons from here?" Gudao asked nervously as he looked at the current London.
Erm, how can I describe it? Let's put Doom's hell into FGO's London and make it 5 times less scary and less gore than you have it: a beautiful city with only demons as residents. Also, the local doesn't welcome visitor so beware.
"No Master, I do not see anything other than demons around us, it almost seems like we are dealing with the demon pillars again, except that the demon pillar now can run around and more than 72 of them are present." EMIYA report with a grim face
"Well on the bright side we do have a demon slayer here, well Oni slayer to be exact but the system just registers oni and demon as a whole," Gudao said as he look at the berserker swinging her lighting sword in the distance, vaporizing and cut demon apart.
[WARNING: THE BFG-10000 IS FIRING] The sudden robotic announcement startled Gudao and his servant, the Archer activated his Clairvoyance at the source of the sound and found something downright unbelievable.
A goddamn futuristic giant laser weapon is pointing in their direction and ready to fire at any time. And worse? His reality marble might not be able to save them from this shot on time.
[THE BFG-10000 IS FIRING]
"LORD CAMELOT!"
*Insert BFG-10000 shotting effect + lord Camelot*
*insert anime-ist collision*
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[Earlier] (Gudako side)
[WARNING: THE BFG-10000 IS FIRING]
"What the hell is that?!" Gudako shouted as she point at the massive futuristic gun a mile away in front of them. The massive railgun is being charged up and pointed in the opposite direction she just ran from.
'They are targeting Gudao-kun first?' "Mashu, can your noble phantasm block this shot?" She hurriedly asks her servant
[I don't think She can do it alone Ritsuka, the amount of energy that weapon is radiating is massive, It's equivalent to an A to A+ rank Noble Phantasm, not to mention that this gun is using an unknown energy source for charging, I can't determine how long does it take for another shot to be prepared. You probably need a command seal to pull this off] Da Vinci explained
"Then be it! The Command seal can be regenerated anyway. Mashu, with my command seal, I command you to activate your Noble phantasm and block this attack!"
"Command received, deploying Noble phantasm!" Mash slammed her shield down as she feel the power of the command seal flow through her demi-servant body.
With all of that mana, she put everything she has into her noble phantasm with the hope to save her senpai and her friends.
"LORD CAMELOT!"
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(Cain's POV)
This is fricking... awesome... I guess? Most of my emotions are suppressed by 2 of my traits, the first is being a weapon and the other is being cold-hearted or something like that.
To be honest, I always love to be the villain of some stories, anime, comics, etc... Almost everything ya know?
Mostly it's because of the power that the villain possesses, they could have used it to end the fight like immediately without leaving an opening for the protagonist to exploit but all of them must go on a fricking dialogue for the 'developer reasons'
Well, I will admit that some villain isn't the villain that hurt people for fun but is driven by their past and stuff but is still incredibly - or might as well call them hacks - overpowered. A classic example? Meet Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, a genius whose past is so tragic but still maintains as a non-threatening villain.
Okay seriously, that man can make the whole world forget about something, anything with a simple-looking machine.
And then we have villains like me, not the 'pure' bad guys but Nah, who cares about the law? There are no laws against using a space BFG at a teenager! And those aren't your normal teenager, they are magicians *Cough* Cough* magus. Gods I hope I didn't jinx that.
... wait for a second, aren't I technically the God now? Like, the power of God of the Bible is flowing through my body, not all of it but I'm still receiving it very slowly.
Welp, that changes a lot of things, my friend.
Anyways, I hope they got something to take a second shot, cause it will be loaded real quick~
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(3rd POV) [Back with Gudako and Gudao's group]
As the two siblings spend their limited time celebrating their reunion, another robotic voice sends a chill to their spine.
[Warning: The demon invasion event has ended, please be prepared for a ninja invasion]
'Does that Cain guy really treat everything as a game?!