My body is a scammer !

"All right here we go buddy! don't you jump on my thigh . it hurts like hell cause it is fat ! Dorry it hurts man ! Does it feel like a cushion to you boy? "

You know what? I love my body so does my pet dog Dorry

but certain things irritate me alot . when i say alot i mean alooooooooOOT ! Got that??

stuffs like :

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" Hello Martha you have got wayy thinner this vacation ! keep that up . you are looking gorgeous . "

But you really want to reply to that busy body neighbor of yours

" ohh reaally ? that is because i got so sick so i end up losing my weight okay?? did you take a look at my lovely thigh it is still the same beautiful one okayyy ! don't you gorgeous me old lady ! Wait .... wait wait ! did you just mean that i look ugly before . damn you ughhhhh !!!

Is killing an old nosy lady in your mind a criminal offense ? i hope not cause i am about to do one ! "

then you end up saying

" oh thank you aunt jessie ! it is still the same old me "

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when you have the right amount of fat in your body and people can't stop telling how hot you look right now . But you know you should not be tempting to have that damn hot body cause it is not going to stay like that throught the year . Cause i know my body is a scammer ! It will return back to my normal foodie pregnant sexy body . Okay i may or may not have alot of junk foods .

don't shy away from your lovely lovely bodies my sexayy ladies ! happy women's day !