SCP-001, the hot sauce

Class: safe

Description: SCP-001 appears to be a normal hot sauce packet with no apparent brand. It is yellow in color, and has no print on the packet.

Containment procedures: SCP-001 is to be kept in a 4x4m room that is made out of titanium. Inside the room there is to be a stone pedestal that is 1m tall. On top of that pedestal is where the hot sauce packet is located surrounded by bullet proof glass.

The door has a scanner that only allows level-3 clearance and above to enter.

Anomalous properties: once the hot sauce is taken out of the packet the packet will regenerate itself in 15 minutes as shown in test-02. It is hypothesized that the hot sauce inside the packet regenerates itself as well.

As shown in test-01, Another property is that once ingested for a minute the subject will start to experience inflammation in the kidney, lungs, stomach, and throat . 5 minutes after ingesting SCP-001, the subject starts to throw up. They don't throw up food though, they start to through up blood and flames. After 20 minutes of ingestion of SCP-001, the subject stops puking blood and only pukes flames. 30 minutes after ingestion of SCP-001, the subjects kidneys fail, and the body can no longer handle the pain, leading them to black out. 1 hour after ingestion of SCP-001, the subject dies of internal bleeding.

It is unknown if there is a difference of how long it takes to kill a person depending on the amount of SCP-001 the subject has ingested.

Test-01:

D-class: so doc what do you want me to do?

Researcher: Ingest the host sauce inside the glass casing.

D-class: that's it?

Researcher: Affirmative

D-class: well, this one's gonna be easy!

The D-class casually walks up to the casing opens the small glass, hinged door that is locked with a simple mechanism. He unlocks the door and grabs the hot sauce packet.

D-class: I don't recognize this brand doc, and there's no expiration date. What if it's infected, or moldy?

Researcher: we don't know, that is why you are here.

The D-class, although reluctant, tore off the top part of the packet and gulped down the entire packet of hot sauce. Nothing happened.

Researcher: is there any noticeable changes about your body currently?

D-class: nah, I feel fine. Though the hot sauce had a weird taste, and it didn't taste very spicy. Kinda disappointing.

Researcher: Noted. Stay in the room for 5 more minutes, if nothing happens by then, you may exit the room after placing the hot sauce back.

D-class: k

The D-class carefully put the hot sauce back inside the glass casing and locked the small door.

D-class: actually, doc my throat feels quite dry, it's getting hard to breathe, and I have a massive cramp in my stomach area.

Researcher: dually noted, please notify me if there is anything new that you have noticed.

The D-class nodded and started pacing around the room. Glancing around the room he was currently in.

D-class: the stuff I mentioned earlier ain't getting better, it's getting worse actually. Can I have an Advil or something?

Researcher: noted. you may get a pill after the test

Gruffly sighing, the D-class went back to pacing around the room. Nothing changed until 3 minutes later the D-class started to throw up blood, and sparks that soon turned into full on flames.

D-class: PLEASE! HELP!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE

The researcher showed no sympathy and continued to watch.

The D-class continued to throw up less and less blood but more and more flames. The researchers attention was noticeably caught.

15 minutes after the D-class started to throw up, he stopped puking blood, and only puked flames. Later tests on the body showed that the body had suffered major and .

10 minutes later the D-class keeled over and blacked out. Sighing the researcher decided to wait for 5 minutes before taking the D-class out. After 5 minutes the researcher spoke

Researcher: bring in D-class and D-class .

Two D-class came in to gather the body

Researcher: check if he is dead.

A Asian woman leaned down to Check the knocked out D-classes pulse. After putting her hand on his neck she commented

D-class: he ain't dead, just knocked unconscious, and…

She took a look around her

D-class: I would guess it's from pain.

Researcher: very well, bring the D-class to his cell.

D-class: whites, do you think we know where his cell is?

Researcher: Security personnel will escort you two.

The D-class did what they were told and both went back to their cell. The unconscious D-class died 20 minutes after he was placed in his cell.

End of log

Test-02

Start of log

A D-class walks in with a ceramic bowl.

Researcher: please open the hot sauce packet open and poor the contents in the bowl, afterwards keep on looking at the packet for any noticeable changes.

The D-class gave the researcher a lazy eye, and took the hot sauce packet. He then ripped the packet open and poured the contents inside the bowl.

Researcher: is there any noticeable changes in the hot sauce packet or bowl?

The D-class shook his head.

Researcher: noted, continue observing

Nothing happened for 5 minutes

D-class: nothin' is happening doc…

Researcher: continue observing for noticeable changes

The d-class sighed and kept waiting. After 10 more minutes the packet started to heal itself.

D-class: it healed itself doc! It ain't supposed to do that right?

Researcher: did anything change in the bowl?

D-class: nah, everything is the same… can I leave now?

Researcher: affirmative, security personnel will escort you

End of log

Origin: unknown

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