5 Kyoto and new quest

Kuoh Academy

For all the students, the day began as usual until they heard the roar of a motorcycle. A little later, they saw the reason for this sound - a Ducati Xdiavel on which two people were sitting. When they took off their helmets they saw two foreigners

-Kya, look they are so beautiful

-Who are they? New transfer students?

-Die, riajuu

- That motorcycle is pretty expensive, I wonder if I can get I ride

Ignoring the surroundings, two headed towards the director's office.

A little later in class of Rias and Sona

-Hello class, from this day on, you will have a teacher who will teach you history.

-Hello, my name is Sgàthach an Eilean Sgitheanach, but I know my name is quite complicated, so just call me Scathach. Before you ask questions, I want to say that you will also have a new economics teacher Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova, take care of her. Now your questions

-Sensei, where are you from?

-Ireland, next?

-How old are you?

-It's a secret ~

-Are you single?

-No, Anastasia is my girlfriend

-Well, let's check the attendees.

When the roll call was taking place, at the moment when he called the name Rias he clicked his tongue because of annoyance, which, naturally, was noticed by all the devils.

Do you want to know why MC was in this situation? Firstly, if there are no battles, then in fact he has nothing to do, due to the fact that the number of members of his faction has increased, he does not need to personally monitor the city, and secondly, in this way he will be able to control the devils. Why is a history teacher - the answer is quite simple - he personally took part in many historical events and the amount of material and data that he can tell is almost endless, especially since his brain is a computer - all information is stored, and in order to get something from his memory it is necessary to create a computer where all data from his memory will be loaded. And we must not forget the fact that he is an excellent teacher, even though it is not sparring. While MC is teaching the lesson, let's go back a bit to understand how he got into this situation.

A day ago, Underworld with Serafall Leviathan

"Moooou ~, Sca-chan so mean, but I kinda understand him, those old geezers in Council are to much of themselves, so serves them right. Well, I miss him a little, also his game and anime are awesome, maybe I should ask him for cooperation? "

At that moment, a teleportation circle appeared in her room, although she wanted to find out where it was coming from, however tracing it that impossible. From the circle, a little boy 7-8 years old appeared, seeing this cutie Serafall received critical damage, right in the heart

-Levia-tan why you're so quite? Are you not happy to see me?

Seeing that the boy was practically crying, she quickly, almost teleporting, hugged him, drowning his face in her chest

-Muffle muffle (MC)

-Ahn ~

-Levia-tan I can't breath

Freeing himself from her grip and turning back into his original appearance, Scáthach and Serafall discussed issues related to the anime, about the destruction of an entire clan and just had a nice chat. Leaving, Scáthach said

-By the way, I will become a teacher at Kuoh Academy and a little later I will send a representative from my faction to you to conclude an agreement with you personally. Also, I wanted you to make an appointment with Phenex (A / N dafuq with this name?) I want to have some connections with 72 Pillars and this clan is fine if you ignore their heir.

- You can count on me, Miracle ☆ Levia-tan

Chuckling MC teleported back to base to get ready for the first day of school

With Mine

"Grrrr… why should I do this? Yes, after I saw what kind of weapons are produced in Chaldea, I was interested, but this does not mean that I should have been made responsible for finding a seller. And where the hell should I look for this Koko Hekmatyar. Tch, another woman "

Using the same armor for aerial combat, Mine flew over the ocean in search of the ship where the Koko team was located. Seeing the ship, she accelerated, landing not far from her, further events took place as usual: the Koko team first considered Mine as an assassin, after explaining, demonstrating weapons and concluding a contract, the heroine used a teleport to return to base.

The first thing that she saw a red spot, which rushed towards her with great speed

-Mine, let's go for shopping. Umu, that's great idea. You can praise me.

Surrendering, she went with Nero in search of adventure, because something is always happening next to her. But before they left, doggos appeared next to them, and using ultimate weapon - puppy eyes they forced her to take them for a walk with them.

Day of trip to Kyoto

Seeing how Rias and Akeno were say goodbye to Issei, he wanted to throw up a rainbow, his thoughts at this moment: "This is a trip for a couple of days, and you say goodbye as if you were sending him to the war. This was not the case, even during the world wars. Tch, youngsters "

Sitting on the train with Anastasia, Rossweisse, which Odin left, the main character naturally did not miss the chance and included her in his team, the girls discussed issues related to the economic side, and the hero and Azazel had an interesting conversation about Draig

-By the way, Azazel, I came up with a good name for the Red Emperor - Oppai Dragon

When Azazel heard it, he started laughing his ass of, and Draig, who heard it was struck by lightning.

Time skip to attack of Hero Faction

While everyone was fighting with the Hero Faction , Anastasia tried to contact Azazel.

'Azazel, where are you and Master? We are under attack of hero faction, and they said, that Yasaka was captured by them '

'Erm, well, we were drinking in bar with Scáthach, but he suddenly teleported somewhere, so I don't where he's now. Hold on, I'm coming'

When Anastasia heard that Scáthach was drinking, her already pale face turned even more pale. Why is that? And the answer is simple, her master does not know how to drink, and when he is drunk, he does not know how to restrain himself.

Rossweisse, seeing Anastasia's pale face, asked what had happened

-We have serious problems, Master got drunk

At that moment, Scáthach appeared next to them, along with Yasaka. The protagonist's face was devoid of all emotion, but it was a little red. With a wave of his hand, he froze most of the youkai territory, after which a real hell began ...

Next day MC POV

'Ugh, my head hearts, WTF happened. I remember drinking with Azazel, after that I got signal from Yasaka, and then ... Wait, I got drunk ... oh my gosh '(A/N I'm also pretty bad with alcohol btw)

Using magic to get rid of his headache, he left his room in search of someone. Arriving at the dining room, he saw everyone eating breakfast, the first one who noticed him was Kunou

-Onii-chan

Jumping on him, she said

-Thank you for saving Oka-sama, but next time try, not to destroy everything, but secretly, that was cool

Paled MC looked at Anastasia, who, shacked her head

-Well, Master you almost destroyed whole territory of youkai, but, thankfully you used Reality Marble and then tortured Hero faction for several hours, after that let them, but when Great Red came you started shouting something like <Let me go, I ' m gonna beat his ass> or <WTF this overgrown lizard is doing here, he's looking for problems?>. I had to knock you out, because you wanted to fight with him.

-Ahem, let's pretend that nothing happened.

When he saw that everyone were looking at him, he turned into a cat, and jumped into the arms of Kunou

-Kunou, they are bulling me, do something, nya

-Don't bully Onii-chan, there there

Being stroked by Kunou, MC with smug expression went somewhere to play.

Later, during their stay in Kyoto nothing happened, except Ross getting drunk, so MC had to drag her back at hotel. Most of the time he spent with Anastasia and Kunou looking at attraction. They also visited youkai territory, because he needed to repair it.

Several days later

[New Quest - save Sakura Tohsaka from Zouken Matou]

[Before going to quest you are going to be summoned by Alayashiki]

The next moment he found himself in a completely white space. Looking around, he saw Shiki Ryougi, but he knew that it was just a vessel of Alaya.

-Hello Scatchah, or better to call you% & $% &&

-What? What did you call me?

- Oops, apparently I'm not allowed to reveal your name. I will only allow you to enter my world if you can prevent the destruction by Angra Mainyu. You will be classified as a Grand Lancer for obvious reasons, I will give you the Independent Manifestation EX and servant class Lancer that you wanted. Also, you will become a part of Counter Guardian, but you can decline if you don't want to do it, it's your choice. Well, your history also will be integrated here, so technically almost all servants will recognize you. As small present I will also heal your hand.

"Tch, it's not that I couldn't do it myself, I just wanted to keep it as a reminder of that fight."

-I agree with your conditions, although I do not want to admit it, the battles bring me pleasure, so I can feel alive. By the way, I wanted to know how long I am allowed to be in this time line? By the way, can you summon me as one of the servants in the next war? Armor plot of Shirou is kinda interesting, I wanna see how it works?

- No problem, time is not limited, and yes, in the next war you will be called as a servant. You will be recorded in Throne of Heroes as an Grand Lancer. If you complete your task, not only will you be able to keep a servant for yourself, but I will give you another gift.

Day of battle between all Servants.

After the dramatic appearance of Gilgamesh, when he saw Lancelot, unexpectedly for everyone

-And now he'll say <How gave you permission to look at me, rascal dog?> (Gil and MC at the same time)

-Next line <How dare you, mongrel?> (Same)

-PFFFFFFFFF, Saber, did you see his expression? AHAHAHAH, Golden Boy you're funny.

All the Masters and Servants present at first became startled, because someone makes jokes at this serious moment, but when they saw him, almost everyone became pale, because it's easy to recognize him - his appearance is unique, especially his eyes.

An angry Gil used his NP and sent a spear and sword, which were intended for Lancelot in the direction of the main character. But what happened next shocked everyone, even though it was roughly what they expected - the MC caught both weapons and threw them back at a much faster speed, leaving two cuts on Gil's face.

-I'm letting you go, King of Heroes, because you still needed, go away.

With face distorted because of rage Gilgamesh dematerialized, you think why this prideful guy run away? Even he knew, that he doesn't have a chance against this crazy bastard, especially if he start using his magic. Even Enuma Elish cannot kill him, because he will be killed even before he can use it.

-Go on, I'm observer at this war, nothing more. But before that.

With incredible speed, he ended up next to Berserker

<"Here I go."

"Stab and penetrate ... Thrust and drill!"

"Gáe Bolg Alternative!">

-Sorry Lancelot, but I can't stand when you in this state.

Having quickly got rid of the servant, he was about to go, but he heard

-Wait, Shishou, why you are in this war? I don't believe that you're Caster, no way.

-Well, I'm not a Caster, Saber, I'm a Grand Lancer, extra Servant in this war.

Yep, alongside with Merlin, MC trained Artoria like in DxD, so they have great connection between them. Why Britain felt? Well, this thing did not concern him, he wasn't King, so, it wasn't his role to resolve problems.

Before continuing with Fuyuki Holy Grail War, let's go back a little to understand where Sakura is at this moment, and which servant was summoned along with the main character.

After the MC appeared in Fuyuki, his attire changed, while he was looking at his appearance, a bright light appeared next to him from which a girl with golden hair and red eyes appeared, she had a strange spear in her right hand, and a lantern in her left hand, which reminded him about cursed game <Bloodborn>.

- Servant, Lancer-class.

Ereshkigal, Mistress of the Underworld.

I have come in answer to your summons.

I don't like to help a single person exclusively, but I'll help you out since you summoned me. You should be grateful.

...

...

...

Hey, why are you so quiet !?

I'll have you know that I'm a proper goddess.

-Pff, sorry, I'm quite because I'm mesmerized of your beauty. Teased her MC

-Wha ... Wait, you're Scáthach, what do you want from me? Aren't you powerful enough to solo the whole war?

-Well, let me explain.

After the main character explained why she was summoned and the prospect that Ereshkigal could go with him to a world where the era of the gods never ended, after he end his quest successfully, she was delighted, because after spending so much time in her kingdom, she was always lonely, and here is a great opportunity to try life outside the world of the dead. Also, the hero told about Sakura, how her family left her, and what awaits her.

-Master, let's go, we need to save her now.

-Hold your horses, we need to wait when Tohsaka hand her to Matou, otherwise we'll bring to much attention, and I don't want Sakura to experience what will happened if Magus from Clock Tower came for us.

-Hmhp, if you are so smart, awesome and so on, for what reason I was summoned? It cannot be that the great Scáthach, the killer of the Gods, needs help.

"This naughty goddess" with boink to her head MC said to teary eyed Lancer

-Who do you think will look after her, when I will beating shit out of Servants in this War?

While Eresh was pouting, MC scanned whole Fuyuki City in order to find the residence of Matou, which previously were known as Makiri. After that he grabbed Eresh in princess carry, he started running in direction of it. At that time Eresh almost passed due to embarrassment, because before that no one had treated her like that.

At entrance of Matou residence

The very moment Tokiomi handed Sakura to Matou, she watched her own father leave. But before her new "grandfather" could touch her, she was in the arms of a young, beautiful girl who reminded her of her, now, ex-sister Rin. Right after that, Eresh, along with Sakura, left this damn place with maximum speed. At this time, Sakura was crying, and the goddess of death tried to calm her down.

-What such honorable Servant as you, Scáthach need from this girl? (Zouken)

-Well, sorry old creep, but I can't stand when children suffer.

-I can give you her, if you give me something in return.

-Hoooo, geezer, do you think I don't know about you "immortality". You, by any chance, are not talking about this bug?

-Wai ...

-Die, you disgusting bug, it is your blessing that you don't have actual body, otherwise I would torture you until you broke ...

Arriving at the base, the protagonist saw that Sakura was sleeping on Ereshkigal's lap. In a low voice, so as not to wake her, he said:

-Hold, this is a computer with a huge number of games, movies and so on. Your task is to help Sakura recover from the shock. Tomorrow, when she wakes up, I'll explain everything to her.

-Hmph, so Scáthach, whom all are afraid of all over the world, have a soft spot for little girls?

-Tch, do not try to ruin my mood, I am in anticipation of the mockery of the servants that I will arrange, especially Gilgamesh, hehe

Said MC with creepy smile, which can make others piss due to horror. Eresh can only sigh at behavior of her Master.

And Cut

Next chapter will be trashing with some interaction between MC and Eresh.

Well, I had some ideas about his hand, but many pointed that he can heal it, so I changed plans a little. This quest will be as short as previous, because I really don't like Fate: Zero. Too much drama for me.

What do you think about dialogues? I'm not good at them even in real life, so I want your opinion.

Images as always latter

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