Satan?!
Satan wandered around the streets aimlessly until he found a gothic looking girl at some random creepy old building
He approached her and said
"Hello.."
'Did I do that right?? I don't know how to greet people that are not my minions or slaves.. I sure hope that book I read in Hell about 200 years ago about human culture works..!'
The gothic looking girl looked him up and down
She spoke after a while of pin-drop silence
"Do you believe in Hell.....?" Her voice was a bit raspy as she spoke, It sounded as if she was exhausted or tired
'Hell? Why of course I believe in Hell.. I AM SATAN, afterall, but why is she asking me that??'
"Well, of course I believe in Hell.. In fact, I know much about Hell that the average person could only dream of knowing!"
'That shouldn't give away to much information' Satan had no idea what would happen next
After hearing this, the girl's eyes widened as the enthusiastically said "Do you believe in Lord Satan??!?!!"
'Is this a joke? She's asking me, Satan, if I believe in Satan??'
"Why yes, I do indeed believe in Satan AND Hell!"
This time, it looked as if this girl was about to jump for joy when she said
"REALLY?!?!"
"Ahem" realizing how she just behaved, she hurried up and composed herself once again before speaking
"How interesting.. would you be interested in joining my occult group..? We do a lot of.. stuff.. for Lord Satan, Of course..!"
'Oh. I learned about these people, They worship me, right?? Haha! How funny is that?!?! Just as I was stranded alone with no idea what to do, a follower of mine appears! Maybe.. just maybe.. during one of their rituals where they try to summon me.. I could actually use their summoning portal to go back to Hell! How lucky of me indeed!'
"Indeed. I will join right away.. But first, how many people are in this... occult of yours..?"
After he said that, the girl looked sort of embarrassed
"Well.. so far, we have two official members including me and another boy our age.. you will be the third, actually..!"
'Oh.. well I guess it's going to be more difficult to go back to Hell than I originally thought.. in order to have a successful ritual, you need many people.. I guess this will have to do for now though...'
Seeing his silence, the girl spoke up
"Don't worry, I'm sure we will get more members soon!!"
"Yeah... but can you take me to your base now?"
Satan was starting to get a little impatient
When he was still in Hell, he never had to wait for anything. Majority of his servants always got strait to the point since they knew Satan hated waiting
"Sure, follow me.."
So then after a couple of minutes of walking down, narrow, rundown passageways, the girl announced
"We're here!"
They were outside another old looking building, with a couple broken windows, and it had some mold
"Meg! Your back!" A boy ran out of the building and approached the two
When he saw Satan, he said "And this is..?"
"Oh! This is our newest member.." Meg turned to Satan and said "Uh.. excuse me, but what is your name? I don't think I got it.."
"Satan."
'I might as well tell them who I am, they ARE going to assist me in going back to Hell, after all..'
"Huh? No.. your REAL name.. like, your birth-given name.." the girl was utterly confused
"No, my real name IS Satan, the Ruler of Hell"
There was no way that these two humans would believe him, so he decided he would have to do some sort of magic..
"Look, if you don't believe me, I'll do something..."
'Now what exactly DO I do..? I realize that my power is unstable here in the human realm, so I need to do something that won't destroy anything or everything.. I can't risk killing these humans who might end up helping me in the end..'
Satan was in a predicament, or at least he WAS in a predicament, until he thought of what he could do
"Here, watch me.."
Then, Satan transformed back into his form that he took in the underworld, leaving the two humans speechless
"We are so sorry we didn't recognize you, Lord Satan..!"
The two of them both kneeled down in front of Satan
"We will accept any punishment you bestow upon us!!"