2 Confusion

'Ugh. What a nuisance. Being stuck in a human body..'

'Wait.' Thinking to himself, Satan realized something..

'I guess maybe being a human for a little while is better than watching boring old war over and over again.. hmm... well it doesn't really matter right now if I want it be a human or not, because I'm stuck as I am now, at least for a while...'

Satan stepped outside the bathroom stall and was surprised when he saw himself in a mirror

He looked exactly the same as he did in Hell, except he didn't have horns, wings, and a cape surrounding him.

He also looked more human like, so he could blend in easier

Satan sighed

'Well. I guess some things don't change after all..'

Then, Satan became worried

'Do I still have my powers??!?'

Satan looked around, but he didn't see any humans in this bathroom, so he tried it cause a minor flood in the sink so he could tell if he still had his powers or not..

He chose to create a flood because for crying out loud, he was in a bathroom! He couldn't do anything to unbelievable like starting a fire, so he improvised by causing a flood

Satan intended to create a small flood, like causing the sink to overflow or something, but in reality, the sink just kept filling up with more and more water every second, and now the sink was starting to fill the whirl bathroom with water

Satan looked around

'So much for being discreet....!'

'Well, at least my powers still work..'

Satan looked at all the water closing in on him one more time and thought

'Well, I mean my powers still WORK, but I have little to no control on them.. haha..'

'Well.. imma get outta here now...' and so Satan opened the bathroom door and walked out as casually as he could

'Now where am I..??'

His thoughts were interrupted when an employee saw all the water leading out the bathroom door, and pulled Satan to the side after calling for backup to clean the mess

"Sir, do you have any idea what happened in there?" The employee points at the bathroom

'Oh crap.. ahh. What do I say? Hmm.. maybe I say this..'

"Uh I broke it??" Instead of saying it sarcastically, it sounded as if Satan was more confused than anything else

"Okay sir, what is your name??" This was a very weird situation for the employee.. you don't see people breaking a sink and admitting it so casually as if they did nothing wrong everyday..

'Hmm.. my name? What should my name be? I don't think I should say Satan, cuz that might weird people out.. I guess I'll just make up a name..?'

"I'm Sata"

'Sata? What a strange name..'

"Okay, Mr. Sata, I'm going to need you to pay for the damage."

'Pay? Why does this human mean? Why should I PAY? I don't have to pay for anything..?!! I'm Satan for crying out loud! Even if I wanted to pay I don't have any of this money!'

"I don't have any money. Goodbye human."

'Human?? What does he mean? WAIT GOODBYE?? No he HAS to pay!!!' When the employee snapped out of his thoughts, he looked around for 'Sata' but couldn't see him anywhere.

The worker assumed 'Sata' had ran out of the store, and called the police

Little did the worker know, Sata hadn't left yet

Sata was instead, lost

Sata used his abilities and managed to successfully slip away, the only problem was that he was lost!

Normally, Satan would have his minions do stuff like this for him, like have directions, for example.

Satan never really needed directions in Hell, hence his bad direction skills

(Not to mention he's never been to the human realm before, so he has no idea how stores are designed)

Eventually, though, Satan managed to find his way out, so then he wandered around the streets aimlessly until he found a gothic looking girl, in which he approached