5 Bitch Slap

Shazam was regulating his speed at Mach 1 because he was sure Tony's suit would not take the strain of going at Mach 2 or it would and he wouldn't know. Either way, they were make good progress at reaching Germany, Tony unusually quiet it made Shazam think there was something wrong.

"Something on your mind?" Shazam asked his friend.

"Nothing much, just wondering what kind of soundtrack I will blast to announce my arrival," Tony answered, making Shazam almost fall off the sky in shock.

"Why would that be in your mind? We're about to fight a god of mischief!" Shazam admonished him.

"I'm trying to impress a girl there. She was spying on me pretending to be my Pepper's secretary. Just thought a badass entry would impress the hell out of her," Tony answered as if it was a normal man's kind of thoughts.

"You know what, I think your idiocy is contagious," Shazam exclaimed, going to Mach 3 in a few seconds, leaving Tony grumbling behind about how to make him eat his dust one day.

With his new speed, Shaz arrived in Germany much earlier than even Captain America and Natasha and now he had to watch out for Loki. He couldn't remember which building he was in so he had to keep an eye out when Loki shepherded the people out of the building in an act of cliché machismo. An hour later, he finally found him, smiling orgasmically (A/N: Is that a word?) as the humans cowered before him just because he took an eye out of a man.

"Kneel before Loki, spineless insects, for your ruler is here," Loki said, totally not the dialog he used in the movie (A/N: I forgot, 🤭 tehee). Shazam took this time to land in front of him as the sky boomed with thunder, scaring Loki for a moment thinking it was his brother.

"Germany has had its enough shares of tyrants, they don't need more," Shazam said, immediately regretting that it was his one liner. Loki looked at the big guy in front of him with a squint. Be could feel some kind of energy that made him feel like his brother was standing in front of him but could also feel they were very different.

"Who are you? Why do you smell like a god?" Loki asked, curiously.

"I assure you, I am very much human. But in this form, I might as well claim I am a god. So, you are Loki? You look like a Loki," Shazam said as he cracked his knuckles.

"You claim to be a god? Why is a god bothering to protect these humans? You could be a ruler, making these insects grovel at your feet," Loki ranted, getting irritated at the shallow thinking of the man in front of him.

"I also claimed to be human. I have a sense of duty to protect them. Besides, I want to fight two people in the near future and this is the best possible way to finding them," Shazam answered with a smirk.

Loki growled in anger as he pointed his staff at him only to have a beam of lightning strike him back into the building, leaving behind a mess. Shazam flew in after him, punching him out of the building once again back to the street, only been stopped by a bus.

"Quite hardy, huh? Guess that talk about you been a god wasn't all talk," Shazam said with a smile. Just then, he stretched out his arm and got hold of a shield that was about to hit his face. With a frown, he looked at who sent it and saw Captain America sprinting towards him. Using a car as a spring board, he pounced towards him, his left hand going for a punch only to have his neck grasped by Shazam's strong hand.

"You must be the other teammate," Shazam said, trying to calm down the super soldier who was trying to free himself to no avail. Shazam then looked at where Loki was but saw the god had disappeared. "Sneaky son of a bitch." He let go of Captain America and his shield to look for the trickster, keeping an eye out for any tricks.

"Guys, we have another being here. Strong enough to take my punches with no reaction. Advice how to engage," Captain America said through the comms.

"He is on our side. Tony was tasked to find him for us," Natasha answered as she was also combing the area for Loki. Just then, the target appeared on top of a building and shot down the quinjet with a beam from his staff.

"I'm going down!" Natasha cried out, pressing numerous buttons to make the landing as soft as possible not to injure her but then, the falling quinjet just stopped before it was gently put down. She saw Shazam come to the windscreen, gave her a thumbs up before flying to the roof where Loki had shot the jet from.

"I thought you would have ran away," Shazam said to Loki who was looking at him arrogantly.

"I never run away, I strategize," Loki said as with a triumphant smirk. Shazam's left hand suddenly shot to his left and got hold of something. The Loki in front of him faded away as the thing he was holding slowly appeared showing he was currently holding a staff that Loki was about to stab his neck with.

"How?" the bewildered Loki asked.

"You're god of tricksters. Besides, I can sense your bioelectrical system," Shazam answered before backhanding Loki off the rooftop back to the street with a bang. Captain took this moment to appear on the roof, combat ready.

"Where's he?" he asked as he looked around in case he met the battle happening.

"You climbed eight storeys in just a minute! I'm impressed," Shazam stated, admiring the feat of the man in front of him. "Name's Peter."

"Steve Rogers," Captain America followed suit. "Where's Loki?"

"Unconscious and been apprehended," Shazam said as he looked down the roof to the streets. Steve did the same and saw Natasha handcuffing the unconscious man. "Need a lift?" Shazam asked, giving him his hand.

"Umm, sure," Steve said, taking the hand and Shazam flew them down. Just then, Tony announced his arrival by blaring rock music and doing a superhero landing in front of them.

"Agent Ruminoff, miss me?" Tony asked as he got up, looking for the bad guy. Natasha rolled her eyes.

"Dude, you came too late. We just beat th bad guy!" Shazam burst Tony's bubble, pointing at the unconscious Loki. Tony looked down too and one could hear his heart break at the sight of his shoulders just slumping.

"I knew it! I knew I should have just gotten a headstart and sent you a hologram message!" Tony ranted.

"Good thing you're here, our quinjet just got totalled. If you can fix it we can take him to SHIELD right away," Natasha decided to give him some relevance here. Tony gave Shazam a triumphant look before going to look at the damage.

"Wow, you're lucky. Only the boosters got damaged. I can probably fix them but we won't be flying as fast as before though," Tony said.

"Anything to make us arrive without blowing up," Natasha answered. Just then, Loki started stirring before he became fully awake.

"What are you?" he asked Shazam in fear. Even if he might be a magician, that doesn't mean he was not strong. His half ice giant side made sure he can take damage and deal it just as equally but because of Thor been more physically powerful he decided to pursue magic so most think he was weak. But never had he ever been bitch slapped unconscious even in the many battles he has been and this was a stain to his warrior side.