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Before the "them" apocalypse

[>Prettykitty: Damn it! I wanted to go. Wait, highschool?<]

[>Spartanwaifu: Is it a world where they're in a dead school?<]

[Neo²: That'd be funny but no. It's zombies plus sexy girls, plus stupid boob physics, plus violence and guns. Should be easy. We'll probably be right back in like a few minutes for you guys<]

Neopolitan grabbed her umbrella blade and looked ready. She was urging Neo to hurry up and accept the Quest.

"Not yet. Go shower and take that elixr. You'll develop better after you use it, trust me" Neo gestured her to the back where the washrooms are.

Neopolitan stuck out her tongue but grew a cheshire grin and pulled Neo along with her.

"Oh fine but shower only.. no funny business" ~Yet~ Neo accepted as she was dragged into a shower with Neopolitan.

Thankfully for Neo, they were only inside for fifteen minutes. It took time to scrub off the impurities off of Neopolitan. In the end, she looked more dazzling and sexy than before. It took all of Neo's willpower not to try anything then and there, as they had a quest to go on.

As soon as they got redressed, Neo started the quest and they were covered in a strange light. They got tunnel vision as they vanished from Remnant that wore off as soon as they appeared on top of a large building overlooking a metropolitan area. The first thing Neo noticed was how normal it looked.

"Okay so the outbreak hasn't happened. Where the Hell are we?" She looked around below the rooftop while Neopolitan was excitedly doing the same for a different reason.

Feeling her partner's hand shake her shoulder, Neo looked to her with a raised brow and saw her pointing East. She was pointing at a japanese highschool where students were just now showing up in the morning.

"I don't remember the look of the school.. I need a scope or something" Neo got a new idea and started to look through the system for sniper rifles.

While she was doing that, Neopolitan was watching the people below. At a first glance she could say that the people here weren't all too different from the ones in Remnant. Though there was no Grimm so the population was sky high and this city was at least a hundred times bigger than the city of Vale. She suddenly felt a feeling of claustrophobia and shook her head, sitting next to her counterpart, who was now laying down and holding a Barrett M82 sniper rifle.

[Ding! Barrett M82 Sniper Rifle, Marksmanship Adept and 30 .50 caliber rounds purchased. 1000 store points remaining]

"That was expensive as Hell..." Neo whined and zoomed in on the school building three thousand feet away.

She quickly identified the uniform the show had the characters wear. As almost every girl who wasn't petite had their breasts bulge out from the uniform. She saw two girls running to make it on time for school. Both of them, to her expectations had large breasts that bounced rather hypnotically.

Looking away and holding her face in her palm, Neo sighed with a slight laugh.

"Okay yeah.. You can already tell what this will be like.. Okay, OG I found the place our targets will likely be. I'd usually invite you down to try some Japanese food and look around but I barely even know Japanese" Neo turned to her Quest partner and explained.

Neopolitan tilted her head and gave her a look like she heard her say something stupid.

"I know but... my precious points! Ah.. we'll probably need it anyway.. Fine" Neo pulled up the system shop again.

[Ding! Japanese Linguist bought! 0 remaining shop points] The system reminded her.

"Okay I'll go steal some stuff from a nearby convenience store in a bit since I have no yen. This roof will be where we scout out who the imposters are. I have a few ideas but it doesn't hurt to see for ourselves" Neo then used her semblance to take on the appearance of a taller girl in a nurse's outfit. She looked like Sayo Hitsugi now, from the other series one of the makers of Highschool of the Dead created.

Neo looked at her strangely and gestured at the uniform accusingly.

"What? No.. I do not have a nurse fetish. If the imposters saw someone like us.. who they recognize as from a different universe, they'd get cautious if they were smart. This chick? She can blend in but the imposters would probably be more interested than cautious. You'll need to take a different look too but for now just watch the school. I'm gonna pop into the school with the excuse of 'visiting' the school nurse. After that I'll grab us food" Neopolitan gave her a thumbs up and grabbed the sniper rifle as Neo headed down street level through the roof access.

-Fujimi High, Takashi-

Takashi was skipping class today as usual. He had a cool badboy image to maintain and it almost always ended up with Takagi coming to his usual spot to chastise him. He acted moody and upset but in actuality he was glad Takagi had been coming to talk to him. Essentially, all he did when she came to talk to him was flirt with her and gauge her reactions to it. She acted like he was gross but kept coming to see him anyway.

"Hey, idiot are you listening to me? You've become a different brand of stupid lately. And what's with you these past two months? That Miyamoto dumps you and you throw yourself into body training? Are you trying to win her back from Igo?" Saya Takagi's nagging brought him back to reality. Though from the corner of his eye he was totally checking out her cleavage.

"Of course I'm listening, Saya. You know how much I like hearing your 'lovely' voice. I trained not because of that thot but because I wanna improve myself and make her regret picking that cuck over me" Takashi looked at her with a cocky smirk.

"Was that sarcasm? Ugh. If that's the case then, why skip class? You're just screwing yourself for no reason" Takagi sounded worried there at the end.

~Cause the world's going to absolute shit soon. No point studying when shit hits the fan. I've been putting my time into looking up survival, hand to hand and firearms~ He thought of a halfassed answer and shrugged.

"I just feel like this current lifestyle is going to change, you know? Like all that studying will be mostly useless. I prefer more practical lessons that I can actually use instead of complicated math formulae.." Takashi shook his head before he turned his attention to the front gate, seeing a sexy nurse being let in by the P.E teachers.

His eyes widened and he looked over the stair rail at the new girl who just entered the school grounds.

"No way.. Sayo Hitsugi..? But she's.. No this might be a shared universe.. Fuck yeah!" Takashi pumped his arm in excitement at the thought of more girls other than the crew from the School.

"What the Hell are you on about? Ugh.. you perv!" Takagi shouted at him as soon as she saw who he was referring to.

"What? I'm a healthy young man. Are you jealous? Don't worry, I have a spot in my heart dedicated just to you, Saya" Takashi once again went back to flirting with the genius.

~System when will the plot start? I just have to get bit once, right?~ Takashi asked in his head.

{Ding! Tomorrow morning at 11am. Host will activate the infection evolution system. Remember the quest!

Kill other reincarnators Hisashi Igo and Koiichi Shido.

Acquire Rei Miyamoto, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi and Shizuka Marikawa} The system reminded him.

Takashi smiled and rubbed Saya's pink locks as he laughed internally.

~Already got one down. I guess after I crack Hisashi's head in and kick that teacher's teeth in I guess I'll let Rei in.. if she begs me enough~

-Fujimi High, Neo-

Neo sneezed as she was escorted to the Nurse's office.

~My douchebag senses flared just now~

On the way, she saw inside a classroom, taught by Shido Koiichi, whose jaw dropped upon seeing her disguise. Neo chuckled darkly as she quickly identified one of the imposters.

~That's probably why.. This guy was a douchebag even in the original~ Neo eventually stopped with the female P.E teacher in front of a door.

She sighed as the P.E woman teacher opened Shizuka Morikawa's office room. Neo was greeted to the sight of the sleeping nurse who was using her body's natural pillows, much to the other teacher's annoyance.

"Great.. maybe you can wake her up? How does she even work here? God sakes.." The teacher muttered as she left and closed the door.

"Ahem.. Hello? Shizuka sensei?" She shook her shoulders lightly, seeing her stir awake like the ditzy blonde she was.

"Ahh? Oh hello.. are you my replacement!?" She shouted in alarm, now fully awake as she looked at Neo in disguise.

"What? No.. I'm here to tell you about something since your girlfriend the sniper is a bit preoccupied at the moment" Neo took a seat across from her.

"There's a pandemic breakout. It's been covered up by the government but it's quickly getting out of hand. It'll likely explode in cases and when that does, it won't be safe here. She mentioned if there were an outbreak at school here, that you should make your way to her flat. The one just before the bridge. Got all that?" Neo gave her tips.

~Honestly it's my side mission to see the girls survive. Even if they didn't get equal development and she's basically just a big tittied blonde clutz.. For the sake of sexiness I will save the girls and dump them in Okinawa or something before I go..?~ Neo rubbed her forehead and nodded her head in affirmation.

"What!? A pandemic!? Oh no.. What's going to happen from now on..?" Shizuka started to panic in a rather non-urgent tone as Neo shrugged and opened the door back up.

"You'll figure it out. I'll see you later if shit hits the fan" Waving lazily, Neo walked the halls and observed the student and faculty reactions but none really stood out to her so she left after twenty minutes.

-Rooftop, thirty minutes later-

Neo returned to the roof, seeing Neopolitan looking through the scope with a very amused grin. As if she was watching a funny video of some kind. Setting the four bags of convenience store food down, Neo turned off her semblance and sat next to her partner.

"Something catch your eye?" Neo commented and startled Neopolitan, making her slightly squeal in shock.

"Pfhahaha! Sorry! I didn't know you were so focused there.." She offered Neopolitan a strawberry milk carton as an apology offering, which she accepted with gusto and smirked at her.

"What? What's so interesting to you?" Neo took the scope and felt Neopolitan adjust the sights, turning it to the roof where she saw Hisashi getting oral from a blonde girl with her hair slicked back. It was one of the side characters that followed Shido Koiichi in his weird bus-sex cult. But there she was, sucking away at Hisashi's junk eagerly. She noticed Hisashi looked a bit different too. A bit more buff and his hair was gelled back like he was trying to be Sousuke Aizen.

"That's.. not supposed to happen I think..?" Neo turned to her partner's smug grin.

Neopolitan then made a series of gestures and faces that told Neo exactly what was going on.

"Wait you're saying.. He was making out with a.. brown haired girl but she didn't wanna get past that? Okay.. then after she left he started to get a bunch of girls to.. Oh damn!" Neo laughed at the descriptiveness of Neopolitan's gestures combined with her smug and perverted grin.

"Good then! We found our second imposter. I already have a great guess as to who the third may be but we'll see soon when the action starts. These guys will definitely be showing off" Neo put the rifle away and opened up a convenience store snack.

"For now let's see how things go until the zombies start reanimating. God.. that reminds me.. They call zombies 'them' for some reason. I mean come on! It's a zombie apocalypse! Have SOME fun with it" Neo ranted to her partner, who just chuckled.

"Oh right.. don't think I forgot about the hickey you generously gave me. It may not be right now.. but you better watch your neck" Neo assured her partner, who in turn blushed with a 'come try it' smirk.

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