1 1 You died(draft)

"Hello Mr. Brown, I am God. I'm afraid to say this but, you died." The beeing in front of me spoke.

"I-I died? But I was so young."

"You died on a tragic acident involving your mother, the computer, a broomstick, a sock and a banana."

"Oh! Right. That happened..." I cringe. "What happens now? Do I get to reincarnate with wishes?" I ask hopefull.

"Sadly no." God says.

"What?!" I say gobsmacked. "But I'm in the void! Talking to you! And this is a reincarnation fanfic! You can't get more cliche then that!"

"Sadly, you did NOT save someone who hapened to cure cancer later, and even if you did, the karma would go to that pearson and not to you, things just don't work like that."God says mercelessly."That, and contrary to popular belief, the anime worlds are not real and even if they were, I would not send people there both because I lack the power, and because of the chaos that would bring to the multiverse. You will simply be send to Heaven/Hell depending on your karma. Sorry son."

I fall on my knees dejected.

"Don't worry son." God continued "Heaven is not that bad..."

"Ok, but will I even go to Heaven or will I get trown into hell? Seeing how my day is going, that would just be the cherry on the top of the cake..."

"Lemme see here." God says and closes his eyes for a moment. "You never did much on your life, but you did got enought good karma for Heaven."

"Thank god!" I cheered in relief.

"Don't thank me, it was all you. I stoped medling with the mortal realm after setting off the big bang."

"Is this why Earth is such a crappy place?"

"..."

"Don't look at me like that! Look at all the disease and horrible crimes that happen all the time! You could at least stop stuff such as human trafic!"

"*Sigh* Sadly I can't. I'm not as omnipotent as people think I am." God said sadly.

Damn, now I feel bad, I diden't ment to scold the guy for something he has no control over.

"Ok, soooo... How does Heaven work?" I say changing the subject. God seems to have aprechiated it.

"Well, in Heaven, you can visit your loved ones, and can..." What follows is a brief explanaition of the ins and outs of Heaven. It was a pretty fun place to spend eternity in, not gonna lie, but the part that got my atention the most is how sleep work in Heaven:

In Heaven, I could sleep only when I want to and time outside would not pass if I diden't want it to, and the best part, I could chose what my dream would be about.

That means, I could dream about, lets say... a reincarnation in an anime world, and stay a lifetime there *grins evily*.

So that is what I did first thing when I got to Heaven (Well, after saying hello to my grandma that is), I set myself to be reborn in Rwby world as Ruby Rose's Zampakto. I designed myself in a way so that her semblence is me and I can teach her Shinigamy's powers such as kido and flash step(a slow Ruby would be weird), I also gave Ruby a visored bloodline because I want to see people's reactions to her hollow(or in this case, grimm) mask and powers as my semblance. As for me, I would be a Crescent Rose like scythe with a human form like demon weapons in the anime Soul Eater, and, still on the theme of Soul Eater, I would be able to use the soul ressonance with Ruby as my Zampakto ability.

All set? Good. LINK START!

(A/N: This goes for all my works, not just this one but, STEALING IS WELCOMED!!! I am a bad writer so, if you can write a book using my ideas you are more then welcomed to do so!)