1 Chapter 1:How I met her

Hi there,you may think I am stupid but I am smarter that Johnny English and he is fun but I guess he gets the job done.Anyway let me tell you a little about me I am a secret agent in the T.D(Tikkie Division).My name is Bond,Tikkie Bond

They call me that because I am small as an elf.When I went to steal back a ring from someone I saw a girl she was blond and she was beautiful when I stole the watch I ran because the guards were going to kill me.

I got out there alive that day like I always do.

But I will never forget the day I saw her.