Chapter 56

Rock Lee aka Rock Lee

Home sweet home, there are only a few hours left, and we will be home.

I hope that nothing drastic happened without us for our absence. Ehh, how good it was on the mission.

Now about the sad thing, the first thing you have to do is drop by Tsunade for a report, and I confess a little point. These talks never ended well for me. It's easier with Tsunade, the main thing is to survive the first 10 minutes then she begins to cool down and does not hold evil. The character is quick-tempered, but easy-going and it pleases. The main thing is to survive this hot temper, somewhere far away, in a personal bunker, for example. By the way, about the bunker, will he withstand the splash of the furious Hokage or not? There is no desire to check ...

We are already flying up, ready to meet with the authorities, the personnel have given instructions, the vaseline supply, the third gate has been opened, the will has been written long ago ...

There are really a few homemade preparations, and the shibzdik subcutaneous infection again experimented. Whether it fails or not, we will check it on the spot.

- Well, let the suicide bombers fly? - I asked a rhetorical question, for some reason the blimp crew turned pale.

Konoha, Hokage office

Tsunade, Shizune and Kakashi's team who had come to submit the mission report were in the office.

An ANBU in a mask A fox who flew into the office in the middle of a report is an unusual event in itself.

Those present looked at the Fox.

- What happened? Tsunade asked.

- An unidentified flying object is approaching us! Apparently this is an airship, but our country does not have operating airships. All units are on alert! We are ready to counter the threat of attack. Looking forward to your instructions! - The fox stretched out to the string.

- Does it have a flag or other symbols? - asked Tsunade.

The fox, has clarified something on the intercom.

- Yes, the object flew closer and on it the flag of the Country of Snow, - reported the Fox.

- Set aside the alarm, I know only one "person" who has enough foolishness to fly to a secret shinobi village on a foreign airship. I wouldn't be surprised if he also stole it! He has such a habit. Right now the airship will stop near the village, and they will come to report ...

"Uh, someone will get it from me," Tsunade smiled anticipatingly. And a wave of yaki softly and gently enveloped the room.

From this "sweet, anticipating" smile the audience broke out in cold sweat, even Kakashi looked up from reading his magazine.

Meanwhile, the airship did not even think to stop at the walls of the village. The townspeople watched the amazing sight, the airship flew to the Hokage tower. He hung at the window of the Hokage's office, a ladder was dropped from there, and two people and someone incomprehensible began to go down the ladder with large trunks directly into the office.

- Goodbye, friends, see you again! We will visit you! - completely ignoring those present in the office and waving goodbye to the departing airship, Naruto yelled.

"Um," she delicately drew attention to those around Shizune with a cough.

- Granny Tsunade, how glad we are to see you! Would you like an ice cream? Straight from the Land of Snow, there is the best ice cream in the world, - delightedly gave Naruto.

- So, gentlemen, tell me what you have done again! And what kind of animal did you bring to my office! Tsunade said, pointing to a hefty bale of wool.

- And I'm not an animal at all! - offended the bale, simultaneously frightening Sakura, who had jumped away from him.

- We don't get satisfaction for warm clothes - we survive as best we can! - said this miracle and looked at the Hokage, - I have increased shaggy, testosterone is still rushing ...

"Hmmm ... ahh ... how ..." was all the startled Tsunade could say. Having completely lost the warlike attitude. In the next second, Kakashi and Sasuke also went into the astral plane.

- You don't need me! It's true! I need to wash myself, otherwise the fleas got stuck, "Lee said and quickly left while there was a forced pause in the office.

- Did you see that too? Tsunade asked, as if shaking off her daze.

- WHERE IS THE SHARINGAN FROM? Sasuke almost screeched.

"Mmmm," Kakashi managed to squeeze out.

- What sharingan? Naruto asked in surprise. Also with a Sharingan in his eyes, which sent those present to an even deeper ah ... shock.

- How what? He now had a Sharingan in front of his eyes, and why is he covered with wool? And where did YOU get the sharingan from? Tsunade kissed the bottle of sake. Shizune didn't even try to argue.

- Yes, Lee does not have any sharingan, contact lenses were ordered in the boutique ... - as Naruto explained the obvious to small children by removing the lenses.

"By the way, we also collected some souvenirs for you," Hinata put a large bag in front of the Hokage's table.

- Will you get some ice cream? Delicious. Since Granny is on a diet, Naruto asked Team Kakashi.

- I'm not on a diet ... Stop. What the hell is an ice cream, what lenses, where did this damn Lee run, what is going on, do you even know where you are?

- Granny, well, don't be nervous, all the way, we completed the mission, one might even overfulfil it, made atata to the evil uncles, the film was shot, the lake was named in my honor! - Naruto gave out proudly - And you still refuse ice cream in vain ...

Tsunade clutched her head. I took a deep breath - exhale. She poured a cup of sake and drank it calmly.

- Tell me ... - I no longer had the strength to be angry. Why do all the other Kage have relatively adequate subordinates, and she has THESE. Not only is there a bunch of perverts, maniacs, but it is still tolerable, but she also has LI companions ...

- ... and then boom ... and then, we moved to the capital, gathering forces ... coronation ... a lake in my honor ... and here we are ... haven't changed your mind? Would you like an ice cream? - finished Naruto's report.

"I will," Tsunade surrendered.

- I will multiply your training load tenfold, I forbid you to take missions and in the next month from the village, NONE STEP! - after a second pause, she gave out her punishment to Tsunade.

- Oh, thanks, Lee will be happy, otherwise Gai-sensei didn't want to increase the load in any way. Yes, and from the missions will not be superfluous, - delighted Naruto.

Tsunade had a feeling that she had eaten a sour lemon, the punishment was turned into a reward and she was also thanked for it. Guy's team is not like people. Damn Lee and his team, they are not afraid of pain, they rejoice, nothing can be done about them, next time they will have to be sent to forced rest, banning all training ...

Rock Lee is a master of tactical ... retreat.

Aggressiveness, quickness and the ability to unsettle the enemy - this is the success of a good company in preserving the gene pool of a stranger in an aggressive alien world.

The plan worked unexpectedly. I really thought I would have to run around the office again from the furious Kage, being distracted by the bust and getting a tambourine, but no, this time it worked out.

Bloody Shibzdik, an underdeveloped goat. No, I understand that we hadn't been in a cold climate before, and that I was a little cold during the mission, but why, then, take SO drastic measures ...

The Yeti nervously smokes on the sidelines with shaggy hair. And all right, this brute would grow my wool BEFORE the mission, but no, just AFTER, when we already flew to warm lands, I woke up with THIS and what should I do now?

First, it is useless to cut it.

Second, stay away from Inuzuk and Aburame districts, otherwise fleas, lice and other joys of a woolen life are guaranteed to me.

Third, to sit at home under the air conditioner and not stick out until this petty muck removes its creation. Fucking experimenter.

No, I'm not complaining, it's just that it's somehow wrong.

Well, by tradition, today we will celebrate the return home. I have food, I bought a new recipe book in the Land of Snow, I will polish my cooking skills ...

In the evening we sat with excellent marks. Gai-sensei was very pleased with our return. Once again, he took the news of the strain on the load normally. True, he wanted to increase the load fifty times, but since the Hokage said ten, it means ten.

"Guys, I'm going to have a test in the clan in two days," Hinata said.

- What kind of test? Naruto asked.

- Well, you know that I don't have a very good relationship with my father, and after I joined our team, I only sleep at home, and I hardly maintain relations with the clan. So my father decided to test me ...

- Hmm, do you know where the tests will take place, and who will be your opponents? I asked.

- Yes. At our clan dojo in two days. The main opponents will be the fighters of the Hyuga clan ... - said Hinata.

Testing this young terminator ...

Yes, they are all death row there, even Gai-sensei, in my opinion, is beginning to fear her. The style we developed specifically for Hinata came out very tough. This is not Hyuga style, this is not ordinary taijutsu - this is a very, very dangerous hybrid.

Hinata does not see Tenketsu, her byakugan is rather weak, but now she does not need it. Combat technique of the mixed combat system developed by me and Gai-sensei with the support of meat bots in the person of Naruto, with byakugan, Rashinsho, medical technicians and fuin seals is a nightmare for any fan of close combat. All this is superimposed on the prohibitive loads and constant battles with thousands of opponents, me and Gai-sensei. At the same time, we specially prepared part of our arsenal to confront Juken and the foresight of the Uchiha ...

Well, do not forget the most important thing, Hinata took over my creative thinking and confidence in victory, poor, poor opponents ...

Two days later. Hugh Quarter. Clan dojo.

The entire color of the Hyuga clan gathered in the dojo. Training is a test for the younger generation - it is a clan tradition. Hyuugas are very respectful of traditions.

"Hinata will be tested first," Hiashi said. Shame of the clan - HIS daughter is one of the weakest fighters of the clan, he could not imagine a greater shame. From the moment he joined the teams after the academy, he hardly spoke to her. She avoided his attention, constantly disappearing with the team, spending the night in the guest house at the entrance to the clan, without going into her home. Hiashi was greatly strained by such a relationship, he felt that he was losing his daughter, but pride did not allow him to take a step forward.

"Hinata versus Oroshi," he announced the first fight.

Two fighters entered the middle of the site. Hinata and Oroshi.

- Let's start, - gave Hiashi the go-ahead.

- Byakugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! - tried to activate the Oroshi byakugan. That just happened, something unusual. Instead of activating the byakugan, Oroshi broke through the ceiling at great speed and flew away into unknown distances ...

- What was it? Hiashi asked.

"Jumping seal," Hinata replied timidly.

- What? Hiashi asked blankly.

- Well, this is such a special seal, which is used to throw various objects into the air, it was believed that it is not combat ...

- Of course, not fighting. Now Oroshi will make a substitution technique and return to battle, "Hiashi said after thinking.

- It won't work, another bundle of seals was glued to the ceiling above this seal. Seal used when capturing - it does not allow the use of chakra. In an ordinary battle, it is useless, it is quickly peeled off, but I covered the entire attic with them, so there are now about a hundred of them on it, and they are all bundled in a web of a spider from the forest of death ...

On the mountain with portraits of the Hokage

- I flew beautifully. Only something very high.

- Have you loaded the seals?

- Of course, I poured in the entire reserve - nothing is a pity for Khinochka.

- Hmm ... the patch came out, I also poured the entire reserve ... How the seal did not break from so many ...

- Well, there's a whole bunch of them and everything in the system, we redistributed the loads and it's fine.

- Your record, by the way, was broken, I remember Neiji flew below.

- Well, then, I was at the academy then. If you push your strength and open all the gates and bite a couple of Akimichi's battle pills, I think it will fly even higher.

- I doubt it.

- We argue?

- We bet!

- Great, it remains to catch the volunteer Hyūga ...

- The idea with the cobweb worked perfectly!

- We'll need to stock up on more raw materials.

- Maybe we should not? I don't mind, but catching a spider and then squeezing a web out of it is too much for my brain.

- Why are you? There are domestic sheep. Goats, cows, all wild animals, if desired, are subject to domestication. There would be desire and work. I think spiders, if tamed, can make sense.

- And where are you going to our spider?

- Not a spider, but a spider, and not deeds, but left to live. I have a nice room in my basement. I created all the conditions for her, I will tame her, maybe in a couple of years, we will have a good factory for the production of spider thread, poison and eggs. By the way, I found a recipe here, they make good scrambled eggs ... By the way, she needs to find a husband ...

- Brrr, I eat that, I won't ...

- Well, this is more nutritious than your ramen.

- More barbecue?

- Come on. And a tomato, please.

Hugh Quarter. Clan dojo

"Hinata, why did you use seals? Hiashi asked displeasedly.

"So there is no prohibition," Hinata replied calmly.

"But, you got an undeserved advantage over your opponent," Hiashi said.

- All at the same time announced that the competition - the time and place, that I alone attended and prepared the battlefield - but the enemy is not. Not my problem, "Hinata replied confidently.

Hiashi wanted to say something, but he stopped when he saw the clan elders nodding at her words.

Next fight

- Hinata vs. Mamoru.

"Hinata, you are not allowed to use fuin-tags," Hiashi said.

- Good.

- Let's start!

"Byakugan," Mamoru activated. And he went on the attack.

Mamoru was taller and older than Hinata, he was 16 years old and was considered a good clan fighter.

Mamoru was about to attack Hinata when a naked Tsunade suddenly appeared in her place ...

For a long second, Mamoru was confused and distracted. What is a second? For some, it's a lifetime.

This time was enough for Lee's signature reception.

As Hinate Lee explained, this technique was called "crushing hopes" and if you give the enemy time to look at the technique of seduction for a longer time, the pain will be twice as much ...

This version only works for males so far, but he and Gai-sensei are actively working to make it unisex.

The men present in the hall involuntarily grimaced ...

- Take away ... - said the thoughtful Hiashi. That is, what a mysterious style he is from Grandma Lee "Bumper from Toyota" in business. The fact that Hinata chose this style over her native Juken hurt Hiashi's pride.

- Why aren't you using Juken?

- As one friend of mine says, "I don't need Juken to knock out tenketsu, when I can knock out my teeth without him, beat off my kidneys, break my legs, open the skull and go there ... in general, do something bad, after which the enemy will die from brain infection. " It doesn't suit me. "Hiashi swayed from such a statement.

- Next fight. Hyuuga Hinata against ... - Hiashi began to look around, choosing an opponent. The people in the dojo began to murmur.

- ... against Yazuki!

Yazuki is a very strong fighter with excellent offensive technique, but weak in defense. Hinata knew about it.

- Let's start!

- Byakugan.

Yazuki circled cautiously beside Hinata, who stood by the rows of spectators that sat around the battle arena. Slowly but surely, he cornered her.

The next moment, he used the 64 celestial touch technique. All 64 strikes hit the target literally in a second. A magnificent technique - perfectly executed, his opponent had no chance ... So he thought, expecting that the target would fall to the floor from chakra depletion. Instead, the target simply disappeared, and a terrible blow to the most painful point put Yazuki in half ... The time of the blow was matched perfectly, on the rollback after using a strong technique ... Yazuki had no time to do anything physically.

- What the?

- One of the spectators who hit Yazuki on the bells got up and turned into Hinata ...

- What was it? - passed a question from the crowd.

- Shadow clone technique. I can only support one ... "Hinata said.

- But we did not see the replacement technique ... When did you manage to do it, so that we did not notice the chakra currents? - still the same voice.

- And I didn't use it, from the very beginning I was sitting among the spectators under the henge ... As one friend of mine says, the phrase "to breed rabbits is a whole art," which is not entirely clear to me - a calm answer "hung up" the questioner ...

- Take away ... - Hiashi said in a low voice.

- We never saw a single fight. Stop playing and fight for real - he tried to put pressure on Hinata Hiashi, but he was interrupted by a respected elder in the clan.

"Hiashi-dono, I have lived a long life and have been in many skirmishes and wars. War is a place where NOT the strongest survive, but the fittest, although we are a clan that respects traditions, but above all we are SHINOBI. Seen is enough to appreciate the skill. And I was very pleased. Thank you Hiashi-dono for making the old man happy. It's nice to see that a reliable and thinking generation is growing up ... The elder said, bowed to Hiashi and left.

"Hinata, you are free," Hiashi said in a shrunken voice.

Evening of the same day. Hiashi's residence.

"And she take it and send it through the ceiling into the unknown," Hiashi told him once again, finishing another bottle of sake.

- Well, you haven't seen her in battle yet. Lee and Guy worked on a whole system for it. In a couple of years with such training, she will become the strongest in your clan. And do you know what's the funniest thing?

- What? - smelling the catch, asked Hiashi.

- She doesn't use Juquen. And he doesn't use it at all. Only byakugan, but not juken ... - The curator was amused.

Hiashi felt sad.

- By the way, do you remember, a couple of years ago at this place we concluded ...

The next day. There was a rumor in Konoha that the naked Hyuuga Hiashi wandered the streets of the village, went to the market, bought groceries, ran through the shops and disappeared into the bowels of the Hyuga quarter.

But few believed in these rumors. This could not be by definition, and the eyes? Eyes lie, probably again the students indulge in henge.

And only a few high-ranking shinobi and part of the ANBU forces knew that this rumor was true. But this information will never go beyond them ...