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Let's Say This Is A Novel.

Meet Bryan.

Bryan Meet You.

Though He Can't See You Or Hear You.

You Can.

He Is Pretty Cool, He's An Average Teen With A Potential Being A Company Slave.

Good Social Skills, Hard Working, Quick Thinking And B-Ba-Bitches.

Though He Still In College.

People Doesn't Know Where He Came From, Because One Day Bryan As A Baby Was Floating Down A River And An Old Man Saved Him And Put Him Inside The Adoption Center.

He Was Never Adopted, After Being A Teenager He Manage To Get A Job And Pay For His College Tuition.

But Aside From All That, Bryan Has A Hobby.

Even After All That Friends And Bitches, He Loved Playing Games.

Though He Can't Afford To Pay For Games, So He Played Roblox, But Only Tycoons Because Be Doesn't Have A High End Laptop, As His Laptop Is Old, Very Old.

Like 2011 Old, Even His Phone Is A Cheap Bootleg Brand.

Apple 11 What's That? I Got Bananas 3000.

HP? You Mean Health Points? Sorry But We Don't Live In An Rpg, Anyway What's Your Favorite Type Of Fan Laptops?

Anyway Enough Facts.

Time To Get To The Meat Of The Story.

Let's Say Bryan Crossed The Street, No Cars Or Motorcycle In Sight, Clear Road, Started The First Step And Almost Got Hit By A Truck At The Sidewalk, So Bryan Panicked And Ran, And Almost Getting Bit By 7 Trucks.

Ran Home And Almost Got Struck By Lightning, Good Thing He Got Earbuds So He's Ear Doesn't Bleed.

A Stray Bullet Hits His Desk, A Corrupt Politician Is Near Bryan House And Is Being Assassinated But The Hitman Missed And Almost Hit Bryan.

"Oh I Forgot To Buy Some Ramen Cant Forget Dinner."

As A Poisonous Gas Comes To His House Because Of A Gas Pipe Leak, Fortunately Bryan Got Out First And Let The Windows Open Effectively Getting Rid Of The Poisonous Gas And On The Way Home A Street Pole Fallen Down And Almost Hit Him but Hit A Car Parking Besides Him And He Ran Way Not Wanting Trouble.

As He Walked Down The Neighborhood A Neighbor Got His Lawnmower Stuck And The Blade Flies Out To Bryan, But Bryan Fell On A Rock, A Shiny Rock So He Picked It Up.

And As He Was Near The Mini Market He Passed Down The River Through The Park.

He Thrown The Shiny Rock At The River And Destroyed A Rogue Drone Ai With A Gun And Falling Down A River Effectively Killing It.

So He Bought The Ramen And Some Water, And It Turns Out The Cashier Is A Famous Serial Killer And Disguised As A Cashier So When He Tried Slitting Bryan's Throat He Slipped By A Wet Floor And Fell On His Ass And On A Mop Bucket, Drifting Off To The Back And Falling On His Neck On The Way Down.

And When He Came Back To The Streets, A Giant Ivy Plant Grew Out The Ground But Missed And Ate The "Crusty Sock" Hanging Out Of His Pockets Because He Passed A Degenerate House And That Fell On Bryan's Pockets.

the ivy plant died because plants can't process "crust".

also the because the sock came alive and ate the plant inside out.

and as Bryan finally got home A Man Appears From White Light In White Clothing And A Big Grey Beard.

Bryan: Ah! Who Are You! Why Are You In My House?! Help Help! There's A Man Breaking And Entering My House!

God: Damnit Boy! Why Won't You Die! You Almost Died 10 Times Today! Well If You Want To Do Something You Gotta Do It Yourself.

Bryan: Help! A Man- HUEK!

God Then Chokes Bryan And Pulled Out A Kitchen Knife And Stabs Bryan In The Gut And He Died.

After A Few Minutes Bryan Wakes Up In A White Room And See The Same Man.

Bryan: Holy Shit! Did I Just Die and You're God ! You Killed Me! What The Hell Is Happening?!

God: Calm Down Boy, So I Killed You And You Gone To The Reincarnation Room, So What?

Bryan: So What?! What About My Life? My Friends And My Girlfriend Mia?! What About My Parents?!

God: Wait You Have Friends And A Girlfriend? That Wasn't Supposed To Happen....

Bryan: Wait Wha-

God: And Your Parents Dumped You In A River, You Don't Care For Those People.

Bryan:...And Why Am I Not Supposed To Have Friends And A Girlfriend?

God: Well You See, You Were Destined To Be Alone And Be A Degenerate Your Entire Life But Looks Like You Somehow Defied Fate! So That's Why You Were Able To Survive My Attacks.

Bryan: How The Hell Does That Even Work-

God: Up Up Up! I Don't Want To Hear It, You See I Send Thousands Of People To Other World's And Give Them Overpowered Powers As Your Kind Says.

Bryan: But...Why?

God: For Entertainment! Being Omnipotent May Be Fun For You Mortals But After A While It's Just Boring There's No Challenge Or Anything, So Inorder To Change That, I Watch The People I Transmigrated Get Stronger Then Fight Them, And If They Win Or Lose They Can Go To Another World Or Be A God To They're World!

Bryan: That's Just Immoral-

God: But Overtime Fighting Is Boring, So I Heard That Advanced Humans That Made Magic A Thing Of The Past Has Created Technology And Something Called Games! And I Love Every Single One! Even Something Called Call Of Duty: Vanguard Even Though It Was Boring And Repetitive, But I Gone To The Future And Call Of Duty: Marines Was The Best Series They Ever Made Better Than Black Ops!

Bryan: Nothing Can Top Black Op-

God: And I Stumbled Into Something Called Roblox! And It Took Me Several Years To Complete And Play All The Games!

Bryan: Before You Interrupt Me, Aren't You Supposed To Govern All Of Humanity? Even From Multiverses-

God: My Angels Can Handle It, Anyway! One Of The Many Thing I See On Roblox Is Tycoons And Parkour, So I'm Going To Give You A Roblox Tycoon System!

Bryan: Ummm What Kind Or Tycoon?

God: ALL OF IT! Every Single Tycoon That Ever Existed, Even The Poopoo Tycoon!

Bryan: Shit.

God: Quite Literally.

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