1 Unexpectedly having a whish granted. But where is god ?

Today was a bad day for me. Or maybe THE worst day ever. Because it was the last. I don't know why, but I know how. To think that the classical truck accident that sends you transmigrating would happen to my mother, should I tell you what I thought at this moment ? Yes I will, since otherwise you won't understand the following events.

First, let's talk about me. I'm John Smith, fervent worshiper of God since today, and until now a perfectly normal teenager, apart from the fact that my parents insisted to have me go to the french highschool, thinking it would help me in becoming bilingual (it's their dream, not mine). However I thought this life was way too boring, every day going to school, eating, sleeping in a routine... My dream was to become a martial art expert in another world, or maybe a mecha pilote like the MCs of my most beloved novels.

Thus when I saw truck-san hitting my mother, my first thought wasn't anything expected like "MOOOOMYY !!!!" No, it was something like: "f*cking god why wasn't I the one struck ! Please switch MC ! I want to become MC-sama !" And suddenly I felt my head go dizzy, and when it was back to normal, I felt a great shock, and thought "wtf I FELT it ? Then it means my wish was granted ? What a great luck ! To have my wish granted right when..." and I blacked out...

Some time passed and I woke up expecting to see some reincarnation God apoligizing for my unexpected death and granting me loads of cheats before reincarnation in an anime world...

However now it's been quite a lot of time and I'm still waiting for this f*cking god to come, stuck into a black, void like space.By the way I now hate every novel author from Earth... If I come back one day they should prepare to face my revenge...