2 Grandad's getting married
a huge crash is heard as the glass of the window is shattered
Every one of the gangsters was stunned at what happened
as they look and see a young man with
Riley: ahem,.. going in like my first name is holiday!
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He spins a staff around and swings it smashing several gangsters.
10 minutes later
He walks over to the boss and points his staff at the boss
Riley: where's my bitch at?
the boss has teeth broken black eyes he was scared as Riley had his staff pointed at him
Riley: Oh and if you push that button there your brain will be on the floor, so tell me where my bitch is
Boss: there*he points to the side door* but shes, not human shes surrounded by are guards and
He then swings his staff...
Riley goes to the door and all the men's bodies were scattered across the floor and sees a beautiful girl who is wearing a spacesuit and purple
She is a Galran that came to earth to hide named Krolia
Riley: Damn, I come here thinking you needed some help and look at you, what a pain
Krolia scuffs it off: You really think that I need to handle this stuff. I got caught because they had information on my people and
Riley: got it some alien shit!
Krolia:...yeah...apparently they were trying to find the ultimate weapon.
Riley: My staff? I'll kill those bastards!
Krolia: No...the lion
Rilely: oh that piece of junk...boring...so what you going to do
Krolia: I'm going to space...I have to start a revelution army and stop them from invading earth...so I was wondering
She twirls her fingers
Riley: Bitch I aint going.
Krolia: eh...figures
Riley: well, I'm tired of space adventures, I just want to relax and enjoy my school life. if you need something just give me a call and remember
he grabs her ass and squeezes it.
Riley: This is mine
he brings her face first and kisses her leaving her stupid for a few seconds
Krolia: I going go yeah...
she was walking funny for a second and they walk to the roof and she takes out a spaceship and flys away...
Riley: well, that sucks, I will be without one of my bitches for a while...
He then decides to walk around the gangster hideout to raid their shit. He found some money and a strange gem inside a sealed room.
Riley: What's this? well, maybe I can sell it to him...
"oh that looks alien...but you should be careful of that..."
Riley: Yeah, yeah but I don't feel anything bad from...da fuck bro
he sees his brother Huey in martial arts Gi floating
Riley: you know seeing you with one of your legs behind your neck is...(wait she may appear...) annoying
Laura had traumatized him in some ways...
Huey: I thought you would say gay...you seemed to have grown up
Riley: whatever, what are you doing here?
Huey: oh I have news, Grandad is getting married
Riley: grandad has gotten a chick? I bet she is some old bat right?
Huey: any way you should come back,
Riley: yeah...I guess I will, its been a while since I've been back. I kind of miss the boondocks, plus homeschool sucks...ok I'm going back
he says after texting Laura saying moving back the boondocks because of Grandad's marriage. and called Grandad letting him know he is moving back.
A smile appears on Riley's face thinking now I won't have to deal with that monster anymore.
Huey: oh...the boondocks has changed since you were gone...
Riley: what you talking about Huey?
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Riley: The fuck is going on here...
He looks around and sees a brand new mountain that has a statue on the side. He saw these 3 girls fighting another being... and no one is paying attention
He saw this blond girl fighting a monster wearing a strange outfit...
He saw an alien being pushed down in a car
He saw a powerplant
he sees a fat man fighting a giant chicken
and several other things...
Riley: you know what...I don't care...I'm tired of the BS...
Riley decided to just ignore all the strange things going on and check on this hoe grandad is into. speaking of grandad he struck it rich. A few months ago I found this crystal that tells you on one of many ways you will die and one was a billionaire so I gave grandad numbers and he won. I didn't play because...why would I play something that saw my death...I did sell it to some rich guy through...
Riley: I'm surprised that Grandad is still living in the same house
Huey: Well a person who saves is one who will wins because
Riley: Huey...you been talking all that philosophical BS for 24 hours can you stop now. I'll kill myself if you don't stop. I mean you were always annoying but you went to a whole new level. you need to get your dick wet...
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They get to their old home and see a letter on the table
"Boys, Me and your future grandmother Malory Archer are going on our honeymoon before we get married. We got depressed knowing we will have to see our family so we went to enjoy ourselves before family comes. Oh and we moved to the nicer part of town so the place is yours, Riley, I'm sure you don't want to hear all the noise we make all hours of the night
Riley: gross...wait I thought they'd give you the place?
Huey: Oh, after mastering my training I opened up a Temple in the town to teach them the ways of Yoga. I live there.
Riley: ok, I'm only going to say this once because its 2020 but gay!
Huey: is there anything on the back?
Riley: huh, wait, what does this mean
Huey: Let me see...oh he didn't tell their families where they moved to...and mom's friend child is coming to live here. He was originally going to take care of her but he will have you look after her seeing how she goes to your new high school.
Riley: NOOOOO
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Riley had tried to beg his brother to stay but was ignored. He would rather die than go back to live in brazil with Laura so he gritted his teeth and sighed.
Riley then here's a doorbell and Riley was shocked to see it was his friend Rick Sanchez and 4 other people
Riley: Rick!
Rick: Riley What are you doing here
Riley: I live here. This is my place
Rick: Huh according to this data this is suppose to be my sisters place
Riley: sister? oh is your sister Malory Archer?
Rick: Yeah she is making an mistake and getting married and were forced to come here
Riley: well shes marrying my grandad...so I gues we are going to be family. They actually moved and left this place to me. Oh, they are their honeymoon first. They didn't want to ruin the enjoyment with us there...
Rick: I'm suprise she got married to your grandad. My older sister is kind of...
Riley: Racist, arrogant, selfish, egosintric, a narcist?
Rick: well yeah plus she a real bitch, anyway my family had to move here because I'm wanted by the concil of Ricks and according to my data this place is the best hideout for us in the universe
Riley: Well, your my ni**** so yeah come on in, anyway who are these people
Rick: Oh, this is my daughter Beth, her idiot husband, my grandkids Summer and Morty
Riley: damn Rick, I knew you get it in but damn both your daughter and grandaughter, damn...
Beth: oh, your such a charmer
Summer: Wait so you got your own place
Riley: yeah, I gave my grandad numbers for the lotto. you know death crystals
Rick: what you kept death crystals
Riley: Hell no, that shit is stupid. Saw lotto numbers and gave it to my grandad then sold the death crystals for cash
they both gave each other dap
he sees Mothy; so this is the morthy
Rick: yup
Riley: I see...
Riley looks at Beth husband Jerry and Jerry puts out his hand to shake his hand
Jerry: and I'm
and was ignored
Riley: oh yeah Rick, I have another person coming today. Don't know who but yeah, I have to babysit her
Summer: Oh yeah what year are you in, I'm in my 3rd year
Riley: Same here, thats good right
"yup me too"
Riley: thats the fuck are you
In front of Riley out of nowhere is a cute blond girl
She waves her wound and waves it shows a man and woman dressed up speeking through a mirror. They looked like a king and queen
King: were leaving our daughter in your hands for a while
Queen: good luck and were sorry
Riley: WHAT THE HELL
Girls: haha parents are so funny right
Riley: nevermind that who are you and how did you get here
Girl: I am a magical princess from another dimension
she waves her wand and a rainbow comes out and animals come out of it
Rick: what Magic. that's bullshit, anything magic I can do with science even better
Girl: hmm no your wrong but anyway I'm Star Butterfly
Riley: I'd rather have puppies...
Star runs up to him with eyes sparkling: I LOVE PUPPIES
she maid a litter of puppies that shoot lasers out of their eyes appears
Riley looks at Rick: are you sure this place is the safest...I think you may need to put her on Ridolin...
Riley thinks to himself: (but then again her mom looks likes she has cakes underneath her dress... well maybe I can get with her mom. there are lots of bitches out here in town. I'm a little excited)
