104 Chapter 99 : Slade Wilson is Deadpool's cousin
"You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab!' Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero."
― Deadpool
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"The Deathstroke's name is Slade Wilson; he is Deadpool's cousin, and it's no joke.
Initially, DC created the villain Deathstroke, who, due to his unique style and super-combat powers, even posed a threat to Batman, Flash, and Superman, causing his popularity to skyrocket. Marvel naturally followed suit, imitating Deathstroke's design to create Deadpool. However, the two characters are opposites.
In their respective universes, Deathstroke has a cousin named Wade Wilson, and Deadpool has a cousin named Slade Wilson. This is a tacit linkage between the two comic book companies. However, in this universe, Deadpool and Deathstroke have become true cousins.
Jude took Deadpool down the elevator and soon arrived at the intersection in the basement.
"Wow, why are we going to the basement? I've seen this kind of movie. Serious scientists conduct experiments underground. Only those Frankenstein keen on human anatomy choose the basement. Suddenly, I feel so scared," Deadpool said, patting her chest.
Jude's pupils were scanned at the entrance, and a mechanical voice sounded: "Verification passed, entry allowed!"
He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and smiled. "Movies are all tricks. I'm a serious scientist, licensed and recognized by the Ministry of Commerce, so don't worry."
But Deadpool exaggeratedly hugged his head. "Really? That's a horror story. Everyone knows that the American business department, as long as you give them money, even if you're selling whites to blacks, the green light will be on."
The basement door opened, and Deadpool followed Jude. Passing by rows of cloned babies, Deadpool became cautious, noticing something wrong.
"That... Qiu... Qiu..."
"Jude Herbert."
"Yes, I remember clearly, Mr. Jude Law; can I ask? What are these glass barrels?"
"Myself."
"What?"
"I said that it contained myself, and it's a clone of me. Don't be surprised, Wade. If you don't believe it, you can take a closer look, and you will find that every baby looks the same."
Deadpool approached and leaned on the glass, observing. When he realized that every baby looked identical, his suspense grew.
"Mr. Jude Law, there are hundreds of glass jars here, meaning there will be hundreds of you. You don't want to play a hundred-person war. If you do this, let alone me, even with my cousin, it would be overwhelming."
"Of course, if you are willing to add money, say another 10 million US dollars, even if it's male to male, I am willing to fuck the male."
However, despite Deadpool's banter, his vigilance increased. The glass pillars reminded him of the Weapon X plan. Back then, the glass pillars were filled with mutants, and now they were filled with babies. Who knew the truth? He wasn't a scientist.
After the incubation room, Jude took Deadpool deeper into the laboratory.
"Lie down on that bed; I want to do a full-body check on you first."
Deadpool screamed in excitement and began to untie his belt.
"No, it doesn't need to be this way; well, I have seen it."
Ignoring Deadpool's antics, Jude pointed various experimental instruments at him and started scanning.
A few minutes later, the first result report showed that everything was normal; at least on the surface, there was nothing special.
"Very well, next I will draw your blood and also some subcutaneous tissue; don't resist, Wade."
"Really? Like this?"
Deadpool picked up the syringe and gave himself a shot. He then took out a scalpel and stabbed his lower body, holding a few small particles in his hands and handing them to Jude.
"What is this?"
"My hemorrhoids, boss."
"Take it away; stay away from me; you perverted guy; no wonder so many people hate you; it seems that I need some coercive measures to shut you up."
Jude snapped his fingers, and several electronic iron hoops burst out, wrapping around Deadpool's limbs and neck.
"Do you want to play SM, boss? I didn't expect you to be in the alphabet circle, fifty degrees black, haha, but you need to add money to play like this... ah ah ah ah ah ah."
Before Deadpool could finish his words, the electronic iron hoops sent a strong electric current through his body.
"I finally shut him up. I thought Rick and Morty were dirty enough, but you, as a scientist, are even better. On the road to the 19th ban on the yellow storm, it's as unmatched as driving a rocket."
Seeing Deadpool finally calm down, Jude pointed to his chest. The ceiling opened, a laser cutter extended, Deadpool's chest was cut open, and Jude removed his internal organs, placing some flesh and blood on the Hx63 scanning analyzer.
This high-tech instrument is used to scan human internal organs to search for hidden genes.
This process would take a while. When Jude turned around to check on Deadpool, he saw that his chest began to heal automatically, the granules growing quickly.
"Is it a self-healing ability? It's really strong."
"Why did I faint suddenly?" Deadpool woke up after a few minutes, still dizzy.
Ignoring him, Jude pointed a drill-like instrument at Deadpool's eyeball, and a saw-like object approached his scalp.
Jude took out a tool with a long white tube from the toolbox, patted Deadpool's face, and smiled. "This is for brain extraction. I want to see if your brain is different from ordinary people; otherwise, why can you break the fourth wall?"
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