5 These Hips Don’t Lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

"F...F...F...Female..."

The word tasted bitter in his... no, her now feminine mouth-hole

"Heheheh... Hah!"

Why hadn't he realized sooner? Ever since she turned into a dragon, her voice was that of a females and she had never even noticed. Perhaps she was so caught up in her new reptilian body that she never noticed the sudden appearance, well, disappearance of her negative space.

[Host Has Been Confirmed To Be Inspecting New Form Like A F*ckin' Perv]

[Would Host Like To See Human Form?]

[Warning: Stats While In Human Form Will Be Reduced By 90%]

"Ok 3 things. First: Hey! Second: what? That weak? And third: ... Sure why not"

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[Transforming]

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A Burst of fire erupted from beneath her feet, and when the smoke cleared, she could see her human form. And her Human form looked like...!

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..

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"Like one of those dragon girls from r/scalieporn..."

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"System?"

[*ding*]

"Didn't you say; 'Human Form'?"

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[Typo Detected!]

[Correcting To:]

[Would You Like To See Your Humanoid Form?]

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{15 minutes of one-sided arguing later}

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Somewhere in a yet-to-be-named realm, a hot, busty dragon girl was pouting in the corner of a secure looking cave. She was a whopping 8'3", had pitch-black scales with neon orange highlights, uncomfortably seductive neon orange eyes, huge dragon wings with neon orange webbing (y'know, the skin between the wing bones on a dragon... y'know what I'm talking about), two medium sized dragon horns on her head, and a long black tail with a neon orange tip. for the nitty-gritty details, 2 big ol' e or f-cup knockers, with neon orange nippies. One had a nip-ring for some reason. The inside of her mouth and vagina were also neon orange.

After an extensive inspection, she also discovered that both here milks were also a neon orange (copy paste Lenny face)

"...all those memes about how girls don't feel post-nut clarity are total bullsh*t"

Reverting back to her dragon form, she decided it's time to leave her literal cave of ignorance and explore this possibly wonderful world!

"Now where was the exit again?"

As she stepped outside of her cave, the had a big stretch, yawned a little (a terrifying roar for everything else), and something whizzed past her head at the speed of a tempest and planted itself right into the cave wall next to her, making a tiny crater from its impact. She turned her head to look at it and...

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"A crossbow bolt?"

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